Aussie Role Call

[Hyena]

Too experience for yourself the taste of XXXX international readers, gobble the
end of a horses knob and suck hard will likely taste better than XXXX and not leave an after
taste like you been kissing the ass of a horse...not quite as bad as XXXX but you get the idea

Wow, no photoshops or comedic misquoting required to call you out on this one - you just openly admitted to having sucked off a horse

[AussieJester]

Too experience for yourself the taste of XXXX international readers, gobble the
end of a horses knob and suck hard will likely taste better than XXXX and not leave an after
taste like you been kissing the ass of a horse...not quite as bad as XXXX but you get the idea

Wow, no photoshops or comedic misquoting required to call you out on this one - you just openly admitted to having sucked off a horse

Nope, no time to photochop HiGHSiDE busy working the cruiser ...i have been told that XXXX
can be likened to horse piss, haven't sampled horse piss, have sampled XXXX and i'm
not about to disagree with the Queensland 'beer critics' over this one...

KiM

[jonescg]

Hey Kim, Matt, Phil et al.

The Perth Sun Fair is on tomorrow at UWA on the oak lawn. Bring your e-bikes and have some fun!

See you there!!

PS I put a thread into e-vents

[Hardcarve1]

My father worked at XXXX, my brother worked at XXXX and I worked at XXXX. the only reason my mother never worked there was she hated the smell. The words that have been used about our beloved beer makes me angry and hostile and I will issue my advice on WA queer beer.
WA finest is the sweat from the arm pits of camels that is then soaked in the undergarments from large hairy Russian women who never shower and worked in the salt mines. It is then taken and consumed by garlic eating Bulgarian men who spit it into rusty uncleaned toilet pans from the local dysentery hospital ward and then bottled and sold.

[AussieJester]

Yeah no go for me i'm afraid CHRiS can't get the bike down there she's in bits anywayz atm soz mate ...

My father worked at XXXX, my brother worked at XXXX and I worked at XXXX. the only reason my mother never worked there was she hated the smell. The words that have been used about our beloved beer makes me angry and hostile and I will issue my advice on WA queer beer.
WA finest is the sweat from the arm pits of camels that is then soaked in the undergarments from large hairy Russian women who never shower and worked in the salt mines. It is then taken and consumed by garlic eating Bulgarian men who spit it into rusty uncleaned toilet pans from the local dysentery hospital ward and then bottled and sold.

HAHAHAHAHA Freakin GOLD Hardcarver1 I must write that down and save it... Too be honest with ya all beer pretty much tastes the same to me after 3-4 best is FREE beer these days ... Your Footy up there still sucks HAHA bet your lovin the addition of a new AFL team to Queensland

Best of luck getting group ride together anywayz mate..ride safe

KiM

[Hillhater]

WA finest is the sweat from the arm pits of camels that is then soaked in the undergarments from large hairy Russian women who never shower and worked in the salt mines. It is then taken and consumed by garlic eating Bulgarian men who spit it into rusty uncleaned toilet pans from the local dysentery hospital ward and then bottled and sold.

Boy ,..they really put some effort into making their beer out west !

Hardcarve1.. that ride of yours sounds very sweet, do you have any pics ? or more info ...
... how is the Staton gbox holding up ?

MTB - HXT80-130 direct drive through staton 1:18.75 gerbox, HV160 ecs, Nuvinci hub,

PS: I have "worked" in the Castlemaine brewery too !

[Jehu]

Yes I think us Brisbane riders should get together for a road trip. I'm on the Northside & always do the Redcliffe to Boondal bike way. Where is everyone else.
Sick of reading how the WA guys have all the fun, they don't even have real beer over there and they play that silly football.

ROFL... Yes we play "silly football" we prefer it to that bum sniffing code you call "Rugby League" haha
grown men hugging an pushing their heads into team mates butts should be renamed "Rubme Please"
Great game though long as you have no neck a flat nose cauliflower ears and half a brain
LoL@ Real beer bwahaha too funy...Queenslander's claim to fame in the beer stakes is 'XXXX' Beer (four X Beer
for the overseas readers) Too experience for yourself the taste of XXXX international readers, gobble the
end of a horses knob and suck hard will likely taste better than XXXX and not leave an after
taste like you been kissing the ass of a horse...not quite as bad as XXXX but you get the idea

Welcome to the Aussie Role call thread :: ducks and waits for come back::

KiM

lol, They call XXXX beer? i thought it was a failure running to 4 Figures

Mind you, its a bit like Emu piss (Emu Bitter)

Richard

[thewmatusmoloki]

My mother's second cousin's uncle's brother worked at the XXXX brewery at Milton ......... I think.

Since the floods, there has been NO WORK at the bananabending factory here in QLD. So we are all obviously forced to work at the XXXX brewery.

Its just hell here in the sunshine state at the moment ,let me assure you. (with bad spelling)

Signed, out Of Work Bender.

[Jehu]

[Hyena]

Here's my video from the perth group ride finally. I had heaps of footage so it took ages to edit down into something that wasnt too long and boring. As it is its 12 minutes.

It isn't my usual fast paced action vid, more just documenting the days ride, which was great fun.
The camera got gunk on it unfortunately (bugs ?) throughout the ride so the quality gets worse towards the end.
I lost the camera twice, due to a dodgy mount, once chasing seagulls and I also chased 2 swans at one point. I actually had to brake because the big heavy lunk heads weren't going to make it out of the way

I'll spam this in a few other places too for people who wanted vids of their bikes shown.

[Hardcarve1]

Living the dream
Nice day for the ride, how many K's was the trip.

[Ypedal]

you guys have some awsome trails !!!!..

hmpf.. RC bike broken down .. eh AJ..... I've managed about a dozen rides now on mine since last time i broke it... it's a record !

[LegendLength]

Ensure you watch the whole thing. There's a tender moment from the 'seagul whisperer' towards the end.

[AussieJester]

you guys have some awsome trails !!!!..

hmpf.. RC bike broken down .. eh AJ..... I've managed about a dozen rides now on mine since last time i broke it... it's a record !

Yeah i blame 'bong memory' on this one, dopey me didn't remebr to do the bolts up on
the disk brake mount (which also holds the rear motor powered drive sprocket)
I had mocked the bike up weeks before and simply forgot i hadn't tightend them...
not a big issue was solved thanks to Matt.P's handy work in under 10 minutes
and we were on our way again...

The bike paths here are fantastic YPedal MaN we have literaly
hundreds of kilometers of them just like you saw in the video...
alot of them around the river too...the ride was 23km round loop.

Great job on the video too Jay i commented also on Pauls
thread about it...thanks for taking the time to capture and edit the
footage i know its a time consuming thing to do...Was a GREAT day
definitely, hope to catch up and do it again with Jay next time he's in town
for the locals we shall do it all again soon

KiM

[1000w]

Here are some vids I did with my 808 spy camera.
The reference to the "seen of the accident" in the third vid, is where Lawrie came to grief on the first ride.






Cheers,
Matt.P.

[AussieJester]

Thankyou Matt....will have to watch before 8am tomorrow in off peak time damn capped again i hate my ISP i have 200gb
quota a month and still i manage to use my 100gb peak quota up in 3 weeks

Thanks again


KiM

[Hyena]

Cool, good to see a different perspective. The last 2 people to pass you in this video are a bit rude

Thanks again Matt for everything on the day - picking me up, dropping me off and having a bike for me to ride!

[Hyena]

Wasn't me, for those who may have been concerned

http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/handcuffed-ma ... 1f98o.html

Talk about commitment though, the guy popped a cyanide pill rather than being taken in for riding his motorised bike illegally!

See kids, not wearing a helmet can kill!

[dingoEsride]

Definitely wouldn't be his first involvement with police, probably one of many, just wanted to make it his last

[AussieJester]

Group Ride Time 30th October

I would like to see how many interested parties would like
To head out on the 30th October for a few hours ride around
The city? The ride will be 32km, predominately flat ground and 99%
On the cities cycle way. Meeting point will be same as last ride days
I.e. carpark next to the Garrat rd bridge

The date is non negotiable, time of day is, Matt, myself and Tony will be riding
That day re-gardless. The route will take us past the Burswood Casino, through South Perth, over the narrows bridge, down as far as the university of WA, up through
Kings park, down through north bridge then back to Maylands, we would like to keep a pace of 40km//hr or so, people wishing to come make sure you have the battery capacity to make the journey please.

Matt had completed this ride previously with Tony, thus we already know the distance involved. People wishing to come please let us know if afternoon or morning is preferred, majority will rule, I put my hand up for early afternoon say 1pm meet up, 1.30pm start out on the ride....

Hope all that have come in the past can make the ride again, look forward to catching up with the old faces and any new additions

KiM

P.s there are bar-b-q facilities at the meeting point, if anyone wants to cook up a fee or maybe bring the family along etc good fishing spot for black bream under the bridge too!

[Gregory]

Dang,i'm going away for the long weekend. If my plans change though I'll join you.

Tuck those lipo away carefully, you don't want the CHOGM security hassling you

[dingoEsride]

Yeah I'll be in on that one as long as you don't mind my frocking frocker

[AussieJester]

@Gregory bummer dude, if your plans change please do make it down

@DinGoMAN...haha yeah be good to see you again too mate, frock and all haha...

Looks like 5 of us confirmed thus far...any more takers more the merrier!? Going
to be a sweet ride through some nice areas, be good if we can get alot
of footage to edit together, show these yanks and canucks what a great
country we got to ride e-bikes in year round, with none of this
white rubbish falling from the sky 6 months of the year hahaha

KiM

[sico]

I'm in, though I don't know if I'll be able to make the full distance of the ride at that speed.

When I go WOT through that area each day, I average about 32kph and typically cruise in the high 30s. I use between 7 and 9 aH of my 15 aH pack to go 17km, so I know how far I can go quickly and still be nice to my pack

My next bike is a cellman mac with 30% more aH, so that will go for a bit longer

Cheers,

Simon.

[AussieJester]

All good sico, I'm sure we can accommodate you speed wise, i'll just have to stay in first gear i guess you shouldn't have trouble making the distance Tony (owner of Rat Fink) did the trip on 15ah pack, he did hit the LVC on our ride up her in the hills Sunday though, that was only 23km shows how much the hills zap the batteries compared to riding down where you flat land dwellers live hehe... Catch ya there mate

KiM