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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Sep 25, 2017 11:17 pm

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Sep 26, 2017 3:39 pm

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WOW... One of these electric bikes seems REALLY expensive? (Must use that fancy new Car-Bone stuff...)
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Sep 28, 2017 12:08 pm

WOW. NEVer occurred to me... (Usually just plug in the DC-DC converter for 120VAC toaster... coffee pot... etc)


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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Oct 04, 2017 7:42 am

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Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

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Phoenix Ebike Promotions conversion kit (work in progress. More drink holders, etc etc)
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Oct 05, 2017 9:37 am

Hows this for a 'typo"...

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Global Synthetic Marble Market 2017- Staron, Kuraray, DuPont, Aristech Acrylics and LG Hausys:
http://investdailynews.com/global-synth ... 17-staron/

Includes:
Based on type, the Synthetic Marble market is categorized into Electric Motorcycle, Electric Scooter and Electric Bicycle. According to application, Synthetic Marble market divided into Bath Tubs, Vanity Tops, Shower Stalls and Wall Panels and others.
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by DAND214 » Oct 05, 2017 10:53 am

Is that the reason my ebike is so heavy, Synthetic Marble? :mrgreen:

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Oct 05, 2017 6:42 pm

^^ Who knew! I'm gonna chuck that stuff... now a leather seat (and armrests) for me!

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Oct 08, 2017 5:28 pm

In the nEVer-ending series... If "cars" came with warning labels:
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:mrgreen:
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Oct 09, 2017 12:05 am

Hehe... Advert seen in current issue of a local newspaper:
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Whereas, some ebikers might think that "Canada's Fastest Growing Industry" isn't a drug like tetrahydrocannabinol ("THC" aka marijuana, etc) but instead the bettery-electric bicycle. FAR more "addictive". :mrgreen:
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Oct 09, 2017 3:21 pm

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:wink:
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Oct 10, 2017 7:26 am

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Oct 11, 2017 1:38 am

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Oct 12, 2017 11:09 pm

Odd. ESB "No suitable matches were found." ... for Rezvani Tank? (Search w/Giggle "About 236,000 results (0.80 seconds)")

One of these:

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... featuring stuff like being pulled/pushed by 500 horses... Kevlar body panels... bulletproof glass windows... Kevlar fuel tank (optional extra)... for a starting price of only $178,000US...

It's a joke, correct?
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Oct 13, 2017 2:24 pm

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Oct 17, 2017 10:00 am

(advertorial)
DDK Creates Next Level ‘Comfort Plus’ Saddle

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... watt might beg the question, just how many "levels" are there?
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Oct 17, 2017 11:12 am

Last day on electric bike


(W/comment on YT: Sad sad day)

:lol:
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Oct 17, 2017 8:44 pm

BTW... In the Olympic Buggy Races... seen here in ES Future Newz:
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewt ... 1#p1327721

... competitors using an assist are limited to the Canadian-style 500 watt "Pony-Power" (500 continuous, no max.)

... and tickets to this EVent are selling well! GO Grrrls! :twisted:
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Oct 20, 2017 11:05 am

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Oct 22, 2017 12:07 am

Clearly, Norman would benefit from an assist...


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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Oct 24, 2017 1:38 pm

How one ebiker sits and relaxes at home:
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Hehe "free" electricity generation. Wonder where they get their free food from then. :wink:

HEY... Can buy the whole set! (Make the guests help pay for dinner.) :lol:

"Bike" seen for sale in India... where they all get free food. I guess. :mrgreen:
http://www.firstpost.com/living/bringin ... 70841.html
The HANS Free Electric bike is another option for charging the HANS PowerPack. Like the Solar BriefCase, there’s no utility bill and no need to buy fuel. But with the HANS Free Electric bike, there’s also no need to wait for the sun to shine. Here’s how it works: A person pedals the hybrid bicycle, which drives a flywheel system, which turns a generator, which charges the HANS PowerPack. Pedaling for one-hour yields a day’s worth of electricity for an average rural household. It’s electricity on demand.
Hehe... "a day’s worth of electricity for an average rural household"? Maybe not in North America or Europe. :mrgreen:
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Oct 25, 2017 10:30 am

Oh. THAT's watt those fancy thingees are for...

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Oct 26, 2017 12:38 pm

Oddly perhaps... only the chainsaw is electric?


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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Oct 29, 2017 12:09 am

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Oct 29, 2017 12:22 pm

Seen floating around the web:
2018 MINI Countryman Cooper S E ALL4 ("MSRP: $36,800 Invoice Price:$34,055") "hybrid"
Base Curb Weight (lbs) 3948
all-electric range is rated by the EPA at just 12 miles
65-kilowatt (87 HORSES) electric motor
Passenger Capacity 5
7.6 kWh battery...
One ebike rider (riding one pony-powered bike at about HALF of ONE HORSE power) doesn't know whether to laugh or to cry.

It's a joke, correct? (Bet it's hard to pedal, like, when "things go wrong"...)
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Nov 01, 2017 4:54 pm

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... Watt an Ebiker sees...:
Looks hard to pedal?
... and wishes Chevy would STOP designing the engine exhaust pipe to exit into the passenger compartment... [sigh]

:twisted:

:lol:

"Fuel Economy: N/A". :lol:
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