The Ebiker Joke thread...

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Nov 01, 2017 11:32 pm

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Hehe... Front page pic on a local "commuter paper" two daze ago. Demonstrating how millions travel "Sardine Style" most daze, exhibiting watt Doctors refer to as Boredumb-itis. Symptoms include 1) staring off in the distance... 2) near complete inactivity (see "catatonia")... 3) EXTREME boredumb...4) early "brain death"...

Alternative? Locally, for about HALF the cost of a monthly pass for pubic transportation, can finance purchase of one new "ebike" where monthly loan payments are about HALF (have I mentioned HALF the price yet?).

... and features stuff like no more "last mile"... always a seat... "Health Club" dues included (pedal as much or as little as you like!)... usually get the "best parking spot" (closest to the entrance doors)... (list goes on)...

OR, Boredumb-itis. The future is yours.

EDIT: PS... Sorry as always, if my spellchecker mis-spelled the word "public".

EDIT (again...) Can you spot the one grrrl looking for imminent escape?
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Nov 16, 2017 4:16 am

^^ Hehe...

... and nobuddy's embarrassed, correct?:
Superman is Police pursue Joker thief Electric Bicycle Spiderman & Doctor Elsa Superhero funny


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Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

(Current ride? High speed lawn chair.)
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Phoenix Ebike Promotions conversion kit (work in progress. More drink holders, etc etc)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewt ... 15&t=60564

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Nov 19, 2017 10:57 pm

George Carlin - What would happen if we didn't have electricity


[C]omments include: "Shit out of luck and jolly well frocked." what a quote
"So let's get back to suicide, which now seems like a reasonable alternative." One of a thousand of his great, for lack of a better definition, "punchlines." Genius.
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Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

(Current ride? High speed lawn chair.)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewt ... =3&t=57408

Phoenix Ebike Promotions conversion kit (work in progress. More drink holders, etc etc)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewt ... 15&t=60564

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by 2WheelsMovesTheSoul » Nov 21, 2017 12:10 pm

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Nov 21, 2017 1:14 pm

^^ Ooops...
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Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

(Current ride? High speed lawn chair.)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewt ... =3&t=57408

Phoenix Ebike Promotions conversion kit (work in progress. More drink holders, etc etc)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewt ... 15&t=60564

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Nov 21, 2017 6:15 pm

Seen on a site from Australia...
Electric Bike Bicycle Stunning eBike Sydney VOLT Mid Drive
$1,599.00
Sydney
Bikes in the photos are all available for purchase at

www.voltbike.com.au

From $1599
(Fine Print:)PLEASE don't touch those two wire thingees... can shock... and STUN.
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Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

(Current ride? High speed lawn chair.)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewt ... =3&t=57408

Phoenix Ebike Promotions conversion kit (work in progress. More drink holders, etc etc)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewt ... 15&t=60564

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Nov 23, 2017 12:43 am

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Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

(Current ride? High speed lawn chair.)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewt ... =3&t=57408

Phoenix Ebike Promotions conversion kit (work in progress. More drink holders, etc etc)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewt ... 15&t=60564

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Nov 23, 2017 9:21 pm

#MeTwo

Wish I'd taken a pic of USA Senator Al Franken with his hands on my ebike...
ES changed my life (for the waaaaay better).

Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

(Current ride? High speed lawn chair.)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewt ... =3&t=57408

Phoenix Ebike Promotions conversion kit (work in progress. More drink holders, etc etc)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewt ... 15&t=60564

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by Buk___ » Dec 05, 2017 8:03 am

What motor & battery do I need for the first part of this ride? Image

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