Hey guys this is going to come out of the blue and i am sure you guys will get a good kick out of this next time your having beers together.
But how about making me a moderator? I want to be in the big guys club. I cant stand having amberwolf having a one up on me.

You guys need a different voice like mine to get everyone stirred up....to many enginneers on here and not enough adventurers.
I want to do my own section which you guys are missing called "Electric Adventures"....put it in place of the beer section.
I will post an indepth story atleast once a week. I promise i will get it fired up...if i dont you can just fire me. I am offering to be a writer and moderator for you for free.
Here is my deal...i think people are spending more time on the computer on the sphere then they are going out and riding....
I want to make a forum where people can document there actual rides and there greatest adventures....
Make me a moderator and i will bring that section to life.
ANd i promise i wont abuse moderator priveledges....i just want to walk around wearing that badge so people stop picking on me.
By the way i am highly qualified....i single handedly created some huge chess forums which became pretty big a lot because of my controversial writing....i mean huge like 25,000 reads per thread.
I want to wear moderator on me like some kind of badge...just give me the badge and i promise only to use it against spammers!! Finally i will get some respect around here.
Also note that i am organizing a hill climb ride and will continue to organize events as Endless Sphere events and put in a lot of my time.
Come on guys what do you say...put a rookie in the big guys club...
Oh oh and i want one of those big 10000 gigahurtz electric 3d thing like the big guys have on my name instead of the little battery i got now....I want to be part of that club...my posts are so long its not fair they get counted as just one...one of you big guys over volt my post count and let me join you guys for beers on a mountain top somewhere!
Please let me in.