E-bike industry slogan?

TylerDurden

100 GW
Joined
Jan 4, 2007
Messages
7,176
Location
Wear the fox hat.
Spun-off from the altwheels thread...

What would be your slogan(s) or catchphrases, if you promoted ebikes; and why?

:?:
 
"Wanna go for a roll in the hay with me?"

Sex cells, you know. :wink:

Something softer and more romantic for the manbot slogan.

robot-f6.jpg
 
REAL FREEDOM!

ebikes should be promoted as a real alternative to a second car.

FREEDOM FROM GAS
FREEDOM FROM CAR PAYMENTS
FREEDOM FROM INSURANCE PAYMENTS
FREEDOM FROM MAINTENANCE COSTS

because if we americans truly valued freedom, we wouldn't be in so much debt.
 
how about

"holly F**k thats fast"

only for the hi performance bikes (not mine)


how about "ebike the ultimate freedom"
 
TylerDurden said:
fechter said:
"Happiness is a deep discharge" :)

Picture Jess Alba saying that whilst sitting on an e-bike.

:mrgreen:

She wouldn't even need to have the bike anywhere in the comercial. Just have her say that while glancing over her sholder, maybe while chewing on a finger, or a lollypop, or a cycling waterbottle top. Make it a 10 second Comercial and flash the company logo at the end, and become rich.

:twisted:
 
Since Drunkskunk kinda co-opted Gaston's slogan it got me thinking along a different line.

1. The DUI Alternative
2. Feel The E-Motion
3. Thumbing My Nose At Traffic Jams
4. Show Lycras Your Passing Butt
5. What's behind me, is behind me -Raul Julia
6. It's not cheating, except for Big Oil
7. Silent Running
8. Join The Quiet Revolution
9. Breathe Easy
10. Passing Gas
 
I had to try mine as a bumper sticker. I have a ton of reflective green media to use-up.
 

Attachments

  • slogan1sm.jpg
    slogan1sm.jpg
    30.3 KB · Views: 8,929
Back
Top