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TylerDurden
100 GW
At least rocketboy has enough brains to wear nomex...
8)
8)
Reid Welch
1 MW
Got a link to the airboat style drive? I like that!
Let's market it to the older guys (I'm one)...and call it
The Airgoat!
...and where do you go?
I go wherever the wind blows
Let's market it to the older guys (I'm one)...and call it
The Airgoat!
...and where do you go?
I go wherever the wind blows
TylerDurden
100 GW
Reid Welch said:
A minor change in diet could give you the best of both worlds:
Reid Welch
1 MW
BEANs, he thought, and now you share,
now what was the chance of that?
I'm a religious poet at Landover Baptist Church forums.
Please read ample Mother Glendie's recounting of the bean lover.
(yes, right above, I wrote about Billy Eaver the Believer,
just last night!)
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=2431
Glory!
now what was the chance of that?
I'm a religious poet at Landover Baptist Church forums.
Please read ample Mother Glendie's recounting of the bean lover.
(yes, right above, I wrote about Billy Eaver the Believer,
just last night!)
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=2431
Glory!
TylerDurden
100 GW
Charmingly reminiscent of:
WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY...
Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember. The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out into the country to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not. "She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Ummm..., if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable." "Sure!" I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake...followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there...on the couch...naked.
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WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY...
Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember. The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out into the country to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not. "She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Ummm..., if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable." "Sure!" I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake...followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there...on the couch...naked.
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xyster
10 MW
yeah, glow-ball warming.Ouch! Shriveled dreams & cold-ball cramping!
Reid Welch
1 MW
Tyler, I love your story! Oh, man I'm gonna put it up at Landover,
and give you credit, 'K?
I'm doin' it anyway, so there!
and give you credit, 'K?
I'm doin' it anyway, so there!
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