The Ebiker Joke thread...

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Shop for electric bicycle on Giggle
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WOW... One of these electric bikes seems REALLY expensive? (Must use that fancy new Car-Bone stuff...)
 
WOW. NEVer occurred to me... (Usually just plug in the DC-DC converter for 120VAC toaster... coffee pot... etc)
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:lol:
 
Shop for electric bicycle on Giggle
 
Hows this for a 'typo"...

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Includes:
Based on type, the Synthetic Marble market is categorized into Electric Motorcycle, Electric Scooter and Electric Bicycle. According to application, Synthetic Marble market divided into Bath Tubs, Vanity Tops, Shower Stalls and Wall Panels and others.

:lol:
 
^^ Who knew! I'm gonna chuck that stuff... now a leather seat (and armrests) for me!

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In the nEVer-ending series... If "cars" came with warning labels:
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:mrgreen:
 
Hehe... Advert seen in current issue of a local newspaper:
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Whereas, some ebikers might think that "Canada's Fastest Growing Industry" isn't a drug like tetrahydrocannabinol ("THC" aka marijuana, etc) but instead the bettery-electric bicycle. FAR more "addictive". :mrgreen:
 
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:wink:
 
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:)
 
Odd. ESB "No suitable matches were found." ... for Rezvani Tank? (Search w/Giggle "About 236,000 results (0.80 seconds)")

One of these:

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... featuring stuff like being pulled/pushed by 500 horses... Kevlar body panels... bulletproof glass windows... Kevlar fuel tank (optional extra)... for a starting price of only $178,000US...

It's a joke, correct?
 
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(advertorial)
DDK Creates Next Level ‘Comfort Plus’ Saddle

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... watt might beg the question, just how many "levels" are there?
 
Last day on electric bike
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(W/comment on YT: Sad sad day)

:lol:
 
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Clearly, Norman would benefit from an assist...
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:lol:
 
How one ebiker sits and relaxes at home:
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Hehe "free" electricity generation. Wonder where they get their free food from then. :wink:

HEY... Can buy the whole set! (Make the guests help pay for dinner.) :lol:

"Bike" seen for sale in India... where they all get free food. I guess. :mrgreen:
http://www.firstpost.com/living/bringing-light-to-billions-of-people-4170841.html

The HANS Free Electric bike is another option for charging the HANS PowerPack. Like the Solar BriefCase, there’s no utility bill and no need to buy fuel. But with the HANS Free Electric bike, there’s also no need to wait for the sun to shine. Here’s how it works: A person pedals the hybrid bicycle, which drives a flywheel system, which turns a generator, which charges the HANS PowerPack. Pedaling for one-hour yields a day’s worth of electricity for an average rural household. It’s electricity on demand.

Hehe... "a day’s worth of electricity for an average rural household"? Maybe not in North America or Europe. :mrgreen:
 
Oh. THAT's watt those fancy thingees are for...

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Oddly perhaps... only the chainsaw is electric?
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:lol:
 
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Seen floating around the web:
2018 MINI Countryman Cooper S E ALL4 ("MSRP: $36,800 Invoice Price:$34,055") "hybrid"
Base Curb Weight (lbs) 3948
all-electric range is rated by the EPA at just 12 miles
65-kilowatt (87 HORSES) electric motor
Passenger Capacity 5
7.6 kWh battery...

One ebike rider (riding one pony-powered bike at about HALF of ONE HORSE power) doesn't know whether to laugh or to cry.

It's a joke, correct? (Bet it's hard to pedal, like, when "things go wrong"...)
 
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Watt others see... Starts:
It is in the heartland of America, on the backs of hard-working men and women, riding on the steel and rubber of trucks and tractors that the most corn anywhere in the world is grown. Iowa and Illinois regularly rank first and second in corn production within the U.S. and to be the best, you need the best equipment.
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... Watt an Ebiker sees...:
Looks hard to pedal?

... and wishes Chevy would STOP designing the engine exhaust pipe to exit into the passenger compartment... [sigh]

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:lol:

"Fuel Economy: N/A". :lol:
 
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