Phoenix Ebike Promotions

LockH said:
LockH said:
So. Lessee... words recently added/formalized in Ebiker Skulldugery sub-Language, in no particular odor:
"WattEVer" (pronounced maybe "Watt" plus electric vehicle operator)
"WattsPUNK" (caps added re punctuation emphasis maybe)
"Ebikery" (use. sneaky Wizardry travels powered via bettery chemistry, electrons, lemonade, etc.)
... and phrase "Phoenix Ebike Promotions" (Snort Snort)
"Bettery" (battery)
"Diseasal" (diesel"

Oh goody. ES Search found 1 match: +motosickle (First time used today by Doc Gonzo for "motorcycle".)

So maybe another word enters Ebiker Speak/lexicon list of... "modern":
http://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=52981&p=943647#p943647
 
LockH said:
LockH said:
LockH said:
So. Lessee... words recently added/formalized in Ebiker Skulldugery sub-Language, in no particular odor:
"WattEVer" (pronounced maybe "Watt" plus electric vehicle operator)
"WattsPUNK" (caps added re punctuation emphasis maybe)
"Ebikery" (use. sneaky Wizardry travels powered via bettery chemistry, electrons, lemonade, etc.)
... and phrase "Phoenix Ebike Promotions" (Snort Snort)
"Bettery" (battery)
"Diseasal" (diesel")
"motosickle
. Word assfelt mis-spect earlier in thread, unfortunately as "asshalt". (asphalt)




ES Alt. Ending:
Word "assfelt" (or alternatively "asshalt"?) referring to "asphalt", used by some crazy guy just now.
 
(Sorry. Got side-tracked re silly stuff here and elsewhere.)

-Computer. Check?
-Wire Stripper 50
-Dremel 120
-Soldering Iron (with rosin) 45
-Hot Glue Gun (with sticks) 15
-Multimeter (optional) 50
-Arduino (for programming ATtiny85) 100-200


Otta be handy for Elves to pick up locally. Oh. and re "dremel". The Dremel 8220 Series 31-Piece Rotary Kit (Handy-Dandy 12V lithium bettery device connects... somewhere on ebike via thingees.)



(Currently near $400 maybe, total.)



Self-steering ebike anybuddy here?



... or ebike "anti-Theft device" maybe:
http://www.instructables.com/id/Backpack-Anti-Theft-Alarm/



Valet Elves at your shopping service Madam (OK, Guyz also. On special order.) Hehe... Actually, Elves might go crazy shopping here:
http://www.robotshop.com/ca/en/







... so ya need to be specific please.






Chuck WATT exactly in DIY boxes of Ebikery bits?











or not
 
LockH said:
So. Lessee... words recently added/formalized in Ebiker Skulldugery sub-Language, in no particular odor:
"WattEVer" (pronounced maybe "Watt" plus electric vehicle operator)
"WattsPUNK" (caps added re punctuation emphasis maybe)
"Ebikery" (use. sneaky Wizardry travels powered via bettery chemistry, electrons, lemonade, etc.)
... and phrase "Phoenix Ebike Promotions" (Snort Snort)
"Bettery" (battery)
"Diseasal" (diesel")
"motosickle
"assfelt (or asshalt)".

http://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=53226#p792260

And "Car Addicted"... Written back in Sept. 2013.
 
Hehe... Currently "About 9,610,000 results (0.28 seconds)" in search for "(R)Evolution -revolution".





(Possibly "overused". expression?)
 
Currently on Alt. Planet ES "Search found 7464 matches: +ideal"

(Dunno whether any of those hits involve LUX bits? Elves kinda curious why no bites yet - well the one that fishes, I guess - re filling up those baskets and boxes for grinning happy wannabes the World Over.)







Anyway... It occurs to me there may be ...stuff missing? Something Mission Critical re Ebike care and feeding. (Plus creature comforts. So, drink holders, etc.) Anybuddy here at all???
 
LockH said:
LockH said:
So. Lessee... words recently added/formalized in Ebiker Skulldugery sub-Language, in no particular odor:
"WattEVer" (pronounced maybe "Watt" plus electric vehicle operator)
"WattsPUNK" (caps added re punctuation emphasis maybe)
"Ebikery" (use. sneaky Wizardry travels powered via bettery chemistry, electrons, lemonade, etc.)
... and phrase "Phoenix Ebike Promotions" (Snort Snort)
"Bettery" (battery)
"Diseasal" (diesel")
"motosickle
"assfelt (or asshalt)".

http://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=53226#p792260

And "Car Addicted"... Written back in Sept. 2013.

ES Search found 5 matches: +watt +guzzler (Only twice those words used together.)
Watt guzzler? Hehe...
 
LockH said:
LockH said:
LockH said:
So. Lessee... words recently added/formalized in Ebiker Skulldugery sub-Language, in no particular odor:
"WattEVer" (pronounced maybe "Watt" plus electric vehicle operator)
"WattsPUNK" (caps added re punctuation emphasis maybe)
"Ebikery" (use. sneaky Wizardry travels powered via bettery chemistry, electrons, lemonade, etc.)
... and phrase "Phoenix Ebike Promotions" (Snort Snort)
"Bettery" (battery)
"Diseasal" (diesel")
"motosickle
"assfelt (or asshalt)"
"Car Addicted"
"Watt guzzler"
"LiPo Whore" (Contributed by username Chris Wickham on FacePlant (sp?) ES forum.)
 
OK. Have "swallowed the anchor" maybe, but about to order 2-3 more on these HS "Cruiser Bikes".

In the 3-4 months of rolling around Toronto sidewalks, (plus some "down time" re whole front wheel sub-assembly replaced - No Charge under warranty) literally hundreds of folks have said stuff like "Cool Bike" and "Rad(ical) Man!" etc.

(To which I have replied sometimes "Bet you say that to all the folks stuck in wheelchairs?" Hehe...)

So today cracked a fresh/new email address as PEPRentals@hotmail.com.


...AND a new web site "Phoenix Ebike Promotions Cruiser Rentals":
https://sites.google.com/site/peprentals/


So the plan currently is to give wide exposure to this "Out of the box" vehicle from my current location (adjacent to a relatively wealthy cliff-top neighbourhood just east of some popular beaches and passed each day by thousands and thousands of cars and trucks, many appearing quite "spendy", and start to (hopefully?) generate some rental income.

So hope to built a fresh, new market for add-on/upgrades/conversions, with "gently used" trikes sold off each fall, then reordered "fresh" new ones for next spring.

(Hope that's not TOO sneaky eh?)

Opening rentals at $25 (INCLUDING the "HST" 13% combined Canadian Federal and Ontario provincial taxes, PLUS extra "healthy" and prepaid Damage Deposit to keep... errr... " some" away) for one 24 hour period, which seems like it might be a "sweet spot" pricing-wise based on randomly asking several passers by?

Anywhoo... The "State of The Nation" as of now.

Hope ES folks like this approach for earning some $$$.

Please say yes?

Hehe (Like I care.)

Lock

(Worst case, trikes can be sold off at a small loss. Hopefully.)

See also ES thread "Converting Hammacher Schlemmer cheapo trike":
http://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=57408
 
Oh Oh. Winter is coming. 12v Heated Seat Cushion anybuddy? (Soothing heat for tired and sore muscles.)
seat.jpg

Or similar... Currently maybe $30 about.

Heat runs off plug into Handy-Dandy (TM) 12 volt thingee.

Specs include stuff like:
• Dimensions: 17.5 × 36 inches
• Input power: 12V DC
• Fuse: 10 amps
• Cover material: polyester
• Power cord length: 4.3 ft
• Power consumption for high: 45W ± 3W
• Power consumption for low: 36W ± 2W

Tick off one to chuck in box/basket wattEVer maybe?
 
Oh Goody. ES Search found 31 matches: +crossbow

Funny [C]omment Award "why can't we use a bike for a bugout vehicle......a ..."

Perhaps Most Thoughtful Award goes to "fiberglass as springs?"

... and "Leaf Suspension using Skis"



Gonna try a compound bow under the seat. Pedal (to draw the bow) while waiting for... WattEVer. "Light Goes Green", release the trigger.

(Double purpose, bow also serves to stiffen directional stability under way.)




Small one otta fit in a large box ok. TBA
 
Tick off one to chuck in box/basket wattEVer maybe? Currently about 6 bux...
stan_sealant_2oz_11_m.jpg
 
Man, do these things eat brake pads. So, (in a package of two, so one extra) the Eagle 2 "All Weather" Brake Pads:
kssmooth.jpg


Currently about $15.

Tick off one package to chuck in box/basket wattEVer maybe
 
Well, well... There's something ya maybe don't see EVery day? One Handy-Dandy (TM) Schrader Valve Core Removal thingee:


Local bike shop had to "special order" from Canadian Wet Coast. Took about one week to get here.

So currently about $12 (in Canadian Beaver Bux) Goes with "Stan's Notubes Tire Sealant" mentioned earlier in this thread.

Chuck one in the box?
 
Hehe... ESB "Search found 1 match: +PlayStation +PS4"... in the newz currently:

This Real-Life Nissan GT-R Is Driven By A PlayStation Controller:
https://jalopnik.com/this-real-life-nissan-gt-r-is-controlled-with-a-playsta-1819340623

... watt I see I can buy locally:
https://www.bestbuy.ca/en-ca/category/playstation-4-controllers/34467.aspx

10487973.jpg


... for maybe less than $70 incl. taxes.

So future high-speed lawn chairs (MOBO Recumbent Cruiser Tricycles) can be modified so operators can get extra-comfy... switch lighting on/off... etc.

Chuck one in the box for ya? Hehe
 
LockH said:
Oh Goody. ES Search found 31 matches: +crossbow

Funny [C]omment Award "why can't we use a bike for a bugout vehicle......a ..."

Perhaps Most Thoughtful Award goes to "fiberglass as springs?"

... and "Leaf Suspension using Skis"

Gonna try a compound bow under the seat. Pedal (to draw the bow) while waiting for... WattEVer. "Light Goes Green", release the trigger.

(Double purpose, bow also serves to stiffen directional stability under way.)

Small one otta fit in a large box ok. TBA


I like your bow idea it would work good in conjunction with a spring brake that winds a spring during stops then releases for instant acceleration :)

Mad max meets a ebike :D
 
^^ Hehe... LOVE "low tech"... :wink:
 
Prompted by recent ES newz from Mount Desert Island in Maine....

Police Log: e-Bike ‘disability’ cheating suspected:
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=57933&start=6750#p1407979

It occurs watt some folks might like one of these:

AO-sticker_Aug-fin-600x525.png


("The removable sticker is 4″ x 4″ size and is laminated for long lasting and outdoor use.")

Say $4.00 each. (Overheads, profit, staff salaries and taxes included) Please tick off that little box.
 
Dunno about yer town, but locally can watch the "air quality"/pollution counts rise higher (worse) each/most daze:
http://aqicn.org/city/toronto/

So. Phoenix Ebike Promotions offers the 3M Half Mask Respirator!

3m-4279-ffabek1p3rd-reusable-maintenance-free-half-mask-respirator-p64-259_image.jpg


... about $Fifty Bux (Canadian Beaver Bucks) ... or less. Chuck one (or two) in the box?
 
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