I was out on a ride last summer.
Notice the cows happily munchin' away in this field.
I stopped to have a puff(one of my relapses
) & admire the scenery, a dozen cows included.Warning the pictures you are about to see may haunt you eternally.
The Mad Cow death stare.
The pack did not like my presence, & sent a couple of the brave soldier cows to investigate me.
My defense against mad cows is a bit of the Ganja.
The wind was blowing my smoke straight into the soldier cows snouts.
Notice 1 of the 2 has already got the munchies,
the other she's chronic & enjoying every last minute of the joint.
The moral of the story.
When faced with mad cows or mad anything, throw a lit joint of the best hydro you can find @ them.
They become rather friendly afterwards.
Ride fast & safe boys.
Unless you've puffed, then slow down & enjoy the scenery.