E.S. Quotable Quotes !

[fechter]

I've got a sore ass, chafed thighs and a healthy dose of cycle rage from inconsiderate car drivers cutting me off/pulling out infront of me, passing too close etc. Seriously, who would actually pedal a bike?

Seriously!

[TylerDurden]

i have a strong urge to ban you here for acting like that over there.... grow up.

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[Joseph C.]

ViBiker - "On the bright side ... most of our (USA) oil money is now going to Canada & Mexico ...
How is that good?
Soon, the poorest people will be sneaking across the borders into Canada and Mexico.
Getting higher paying jobs, and sending money back to their starving families in the US.
Getting some of our money back!"

Did you just quote yourself on another forum? Have you ever heard of the expression 'Self-praise is no praise'?

[Ypedal]

Liveforphysics " You put any wheels you want on a BICYCLE, and you have a bicycle. Put monstertruck tires on a bicycle, and you have a monstertruck tired bicycle. "

[amberwolf]

In my case beer was consumed during the motor's construction, not all motor phases have the same amount of windings

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[Ypedal]

spacey " the wife was moaning at me to come to bed.....rather than moaning whilst I'm in bed muwuhahaha.....so I started this thread in haste. "

[bigmoose]

Simpler to practice safe hex. Avoid dipping your modem in dirty places. One night of Venus, six weeks of Mercury...

[Ypedal]

Some guy who had is baby on his bike, stopped by my side at a traffic light.
He said: -You ride very fast with your bike, you should wear a helmet.
I looked at him and the baby seat and answered: -And you should wear a condom.

[amberwolf]

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Heres my handle bar setup. Pretty standard.

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[Lock]

http://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=29902&start=25

...motorcycle hunting.

Lock

[Thud]

johhn in cr:

I'm only a male chauvinist when it comes to golfing, hunting, and racing.

That covers it!

[Ypedal]

Philistine " Next you cunts will tell me the police have helicopters with heat sensing ability to find my Icharger..... "

[GCinDC]

from here:

Make no mistake, you could treble the torque or power and you will not break anything but traction on the bomber.

[Ypedal]

Dogman

There will be more fires.

True.. sad.. but true.

[Ypedal]

Tench

" The wife says i have OCD, i tell here i have CDO, its similar but worse,, i had to put the letters in alphabetical order"

[Ypedal]

Etard:

Ughhh, KFF strikes again:

[Hyena]

Ooooouch, that's the worst case of KFF I've seen in a while!

What happened etard ?

[boppinbob]

Philistine on the new Crystalyte G series motor:

will repeat what I said about the "sparrow" motor....

Apparantly Crystallite has offered to supply the first 100 buyers of this motor with a big tube of lube, a vial of muscle relaxant, and the Village Peoples greatest hits....

Not that there is anything wrong with it, "some of my best friends ride the G series"

[Timma2500]

Deecanio in his build thread:

"looking on ebay to get some nuts..."

[fechter]

I haven't actually gone over 20S to date. I feel like a guy with a 6 incher at a porno shoot saying that on ES, but I am pretty happy with 20S. I would probably swap any speed increase I got over that with more range, so I doubt I will be going over 20S anytime soon.

Even in the last year I have seen the most hilarious "voltage race" on ES. I remember when 20S and 24S were the big dong voltages on here, now 30S is the new 9 inch benchmark.

[Ypedal]

Oatnet " "lukewarm" or "Luke Warm" ? "

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[fechter]

Bingo. 100hp in a motorcycle will never knock anyone's shoes off. 100hp in a bicycle will be like riding the essense of terror.

[Farfle]

Heres a good one from Liveforphysics:

"There is no such thing as intellectual property, just confused idiots."

[number1cruncher]

the spark on 100v battery disguist me more than old grandmas on the nudist beach.

Coming from someone in landlocked Luxembourg!

[Icewrench]

dnmun says


i don't think any of this is real.