The Ebiker Joke thread...

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby LockH » Sun Apr 23, 2017 8:37 am

Favorite oxyMorons? Can add to list traffic "ACCIDENT" instead of COLLISION... :roll:
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby LockH » Wed Apr 26, 2017 6:57 pm

In newz currently, Beijing heeds US calls to put squeeze on Kim

Includes:
Foreigners living in Pyongyang report that prices at petrol stations have gone up by about 80 per cent in the past week, as North Korea and the US continue to trade threats. Some petrol stations have closed and others are giving priority to diplomatic and official cars, as other drivers form long queues.


Meanwhile, in other newz, sales of ebikes soar...

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby LockH » Sun Apr 30, 2017 4:46 am

Giggle [S]earch STILL confused...
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... with their "cheapest" electric bicycle appearing to have no wheels at all! (Sneaky advertisers...)
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby LockH » Sun Apr 30, 2017 7:03 pm

Art by Swedish artist Karl Jilg... "reveals how much space we give to cars". Seen here:
http://www.businessinsider.com/car-illustration-karl-jilg-2017-4

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby LockH » Wed May 03, 2017 9:28 am

In ES Newz:
Trying to overcome Diseaselgate, Volkswagen (OTCPK:VLKAY) is talking to Exxon Mobil (NYSE:XOM) and Gazprom (OTCQX:GZPFY) to back its efforts in promoting cars that run on unnatural gas. "We are now really trying to think out of the box and find solutions that can be helpful at least in this transition period of 10 to 20 years," CEO Matthias Mueller told Austria's ORF radio.


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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby LockH » Fri May 05, 2017 10:19 pm

Flowers Planted in Potholes | Autoblog Minute


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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby LockH » Sat May 06, 2017 10:36 pm

Giggle [S]earch on a "Bad Day"... where in a search for "electric bicycle" in fact NONE of the options presented are actually with an electric assist!:
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby LockH » Tue May 09, 2017 9:27 am

Words and phrases seen in a current TV "traffic report": "bootle neck"... "slow down"... "crawling"... "bumper to bumper"... "get away" (car)... "accident"... "banned" (cars, for a parade)... [goes on and on...] OH! Commercial "break" from a car manufacturer! "powerful"... "fast(er)"... [back to a "traffic report"]... "very slow"... "STILL slow"... "eases off"... One 21st-century Urban Guy doesn't know whether to laugh or to cry... It's a JOKE, right? OH! Commercial "break" for a law firm... "Accidents CAN happen"... (ED: Locally, collisions actually DO happen all day and night, every day... in the hundreds)... So. Better to LAUGH than to CRY. Correct?
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby LockH » Thu May 11, 2017 12:11 pm

¿Habla español? Apparently, in March during the Tropical Bike Motril competition in Spain NONE of these folks had an assist on their bikes! (Weird, eh?)

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby LockH » Sat May 13, 2017 8:27 am

Well. THERE'S something ya maybe don't see EVery day? A Police 6V Bike! Oh! "Size Large"! Better see...

















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Well DANG. It's a kids trike. [Grumble Grumble]



Hehe...
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby LockH » Fri May 19, 2017 11:25 pm

^^ :shock: :roll: :?

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby LockH » Mon May 22, 2017 3:35 am

ES Newz reports "GM Franchise Owners Confirm: Giant "Facing Its Final Days"

Oh. Sorry. That's a report about McDonalds. NEVer mind. (Sorry):
http://theantimedia.org/mcdonalds-franchise-owners-confirm-fast-food-giant-facing-its-final-days/

(Darned "fake" news...)
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby LockH » Mon May 22, 2017 10:21 am

The automaker is reportedly considering a major reshuffle of its leadership team following a slump in its stock price. Sources say CEO Mark Fields has been replaced by Jim Hackett, who oversees Ford's (NYSE:F) self-driving cars and ride-sharing unit. The departure, along with other executive changes, comes days after rumors surfaced stating Ford was planning to cut 10% of its global workforce. F +3% premarket.


Geee... Hope it wasn't anything WE said. [Cough Cough]
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby LockH » Thu May 25, 2017 11:31 am



:lol:
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby LockH » Sat May 27, 2017 11:01 am

Having another "bad day"... another Giggle [S]earch for "electric bicycle" where two of "Top Five" (price-wise) pics don't actually have assist? One is "Electric shifting ready"!

:mrgreen:

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby LockH » Sat May 27, 2017 12:56 pm

Seen on a GumTree site from Oxford, Oxfordshire, England:
Fully legal electric bike no need for insurance tax or mot

Not like one of those only partly legal bikes... :mrgreen:
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