The Ebiker Joke thread...

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby LockH » Mon Sep 25, 2017 11:17 pm

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Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

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https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=57408

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby LockH » Tue Sep 26, 2017 3:39 pm

Shop for electric bicycle on Giggle
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WOW... One of these electric bikes seems REALLY expensive? (Must use that fancy new Car-Bone stuff...)
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Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

(Current ride? High speed lawn chair.)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=57408

Phoenix Ebike Promotions conversion kit (work in progress. More drink holders, etc etc)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=60564
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby LockH » Thu Sep 28, 2017 12:08 pm

WOW. NEVer occurred to me... (Usually just plug in the DC-DC converter for 120VAC toaster... coffee pot... etc)


:lol:
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https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=57408

Phoenix Ebike Promotions conversion kit (work in progress. More drink holders, etc etc)
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby LockH » Wed Oct 04, 2017 7:42 am

Shop for electric bicycle on Giggle
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ES changed my life (for the waaaaay better).

Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

(Current ride? High speed lawn chair.)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=57408

Phoenix Ebike Promotions conversion kit (work in progress. More drink holders, etc etc)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=60564
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby LockH » Thu Oct 05, 2017 9:37 am

Hows this for a 'typo"...

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Global Synthetic Marble Market 2017- Staron, Kuraray, DuPont, Aristech Acrylics and LG Hausys:
http://investdailynews.com/global-synthetic-marble-market-2017-staron/

Includes:
Based on type, the Synthetic Marble market is categorized into Electric Motorcycle, Electric Scooter and Electric Bicycle. According to application, Synthetic Marble market divided into Bath Tubs, Vanity Tops, Shower Stalls and Wall Panels and others.


:lol:
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Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

(Current ride? High speed lawn chair.)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=57408

Phoenix Ebike Promotions conversion kit (work in progress. More drink holders, etc etc)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=60564
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby DAND214 » Thu Oct 05, 2017 10:53 am

Is that the reason my ebike is so heavy, Synthetic Marble? :mrgreen:

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby LockH » Thu Oct 05, 2017 6:42 pm

^^ Who knew! I'm gonna chuck that stuff... now a leather seat (and armrests) for me!

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Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

(Current ride? High speed lawn chair.)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=57408

Phoenix Ebike Promotions conversion kit (work in progress. More drink holders, etc etc)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=60564
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby LockH » Sun Oct 08, 2017 5:28 pm

In the nEVer-ending series... If "cars" came with warning labels:
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:mrgreen:
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Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

(Current ride? High speed lawn chair.)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=57408

Phoenix Ebike Promotions conversion kit (work in progress. More drink holders, etc etc)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=60564
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby LockH » Mon Oct 09, 2017 12:05 am

Hehe... Advert seen in current issue of a local newspaper:
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Whereas, some ebikers might think that "Canada's Fastest Growing Industry" isn't a drug like tetrahydrocannabinol ("THC" aka marijuana, etc) but instead the bettery-electric bicycle. FAR more "addictive". :mrgreen:
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Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

(Current ride? High speed lawn chair.)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=57408

Phoenix Ebike Promotions conversion kit (work in progress. More drink holders, etc etc)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=60564
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby LockH » Mon Oct 09, 2017 3:21 pm

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:wink:
ES changed my life (for the waaaaay better).

Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

(Current ride? High speed lawn chair.)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=57408

Phoenix Ebike Promotions conversion kit (work in progress. More drink holders, etc etc)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=60564
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby LockH » Tue Oct 10, 2017 7:26 am

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ES changed my life (for the waaaaay better).

Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

(Current ride? High speed lawn chair.)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=57408

Phoenix Ebike Promotions conversion kit (work in progress. More drink holders, etc etc)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=60564
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby LockH » Wed Oct 11, 2017 1:38 am

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:)
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Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

(Current ride? High speed lawn chair.)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=57408

Phoenix Ebike Promotions conversion kit (work in progress. More drink holders, etc etc)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=60564
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby LockH » Thu Oct 12, 2017 11:09 pm

Odd. ESB "No suitable matches were found." ... for Rezvani Tank? (Search w/Giggle "About 236,000 results (0.80 seconds)")

One of these:

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... featuring stuff like being pulled/pushed by 500 horses... Kevlar body panels... bulletproof glass windows... Kevlar fuel tank (optional extra)... for a starting price of only $178,000US...

It's a joke, correct?
ES changed my life (for the waaaaay better).

Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

(Current ride? High speed lawn chair.)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=57408

Phoenix Ebike Promotions conversion kit (work in progress. More drink holders, etc etc)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=60564
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby LockH » Fri Oct 13, 2017 2:24 pm

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ES changed my life (for the waaaaay better).

Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

(Current ride? High speed lawn chair.)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=57408

Phoenix Ebike Promotions conversion kit (work in progress. More drink holders, etc etc)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=60564
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby LockH » Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:00 am

(advertorial)
DDK Creates Next Level ‘Comfort Plus’ Saddle

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... watt might beg the question, just how many "levels" are there?
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Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

(Current ride? High speed lawn chair.)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=57408

Phoenix Ebike Promotions conversion kit (work in progress. More drink holders, etc etc)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=60564
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby LockH » Tue Oct 17, 2017 11:12 am

Last day on electric bike


(W/comment on YT: Sad sad day)

:lol:
ES changed my life (for the waaaaay better).

Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

(Current ride? High speed lawn chair.)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=57408

Phoenix Ebike Promotions conversion kit (work in progress. More drink holders, etc etc)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=60564
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Postby LockH » Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:44 pm

BTW... In the Olympic Buggy Races... seen here in ES Future Newz:
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=57933&p=1327721#p1327721

... competitors using an assist are limited to the Canadian-style 500 watt "Pony-Power" (500 continuous, no max.)

... and tickets to this EVent are selling well! GO Grrrls! :twisted:
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Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

(Current ride? High speed lawn chair.)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=57408

Phoenix Ebike Promotions conversion kit (work in progress. More drink holders, etc etc)
https://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=15&t=60564
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