The Ebiker Joke thread...

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Sep 06 2018 12:11am

Hacked Prius Running on MUNI Power Lines  in  San Francisco (One ebiker now thinking about wiring up his trike...) :lol:
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Sep 08 2018 7:33pm

Trump threatens to destroy Canada’s economy by imposing auto tariffs

Electric bikes about to become "more affordable"...
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Sep 11 2018 7:24pm

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Sep 12 2018 9:27pm

CL ann arbor > for sale > bicycles - by owner

Wanted: Searching electric bike for low budget - $600 (Ann Arbor)
I am currently paddling to work but it would be much better if I have an electric bike. I am not super into it, but if you guys have good offer, I would like to have a ebike. Price can go up little bit above $600.
Must be one of those new fangled floating ebikes... Gotta get me one of them there...
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Sep 14 2018 1:35pm

Ebiker posts guard dog to watch bike...
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Sep 16 2018 12:02pm

Later that day, Sally taught herself to ride her own bike.
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Sep 16 2018 12:25pm

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Sep 16 2018 7:02pm

Hehe... Giggle Search "gran fondo" ... "About 208,000,000 results (0.59 seconds)"...

""gran fondo" +electric" "About 4 results (0.37 seconds)"...

(Apparently they haven't caught those cheaters yet... Too sneaky...) :wink:
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Sep 18 2018 7:00pm

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(They say:)
Mountain Bike Action is a monthly magazine devoted to all things mountain biking (yes, that’s 12 times a year because we never take a month off of mountain biking). It has been around since 1986 and we’re still having fun.
... and in a stunning bit of reportage (it's a "French thing"...) they visit the 2018 Interbike show in Reno, Nevada, and don't actually notice any electric bikes! Amazing!

2018 Interbike Outdoor Expo Kicks-Off In Northstar, California:
https://mbaction.com/2018-interbike-out ... alifornia/

:shock:

PS: :lol:
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Sep 18 2018 10:14pm

Hehe... Currently, in Canada, the Province of Ontario (think, similar to a State in the USA) has its own Mini-Trump.

Following is a piece from an outlet that usually is poking satire at folks...
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Doug Ford invokes War Measures Act to remove Toronto bike lanes:
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2018/09/do ... ike-lanes/

Starts:
TORONTO – Following his controversial use of the Notwithstanding Clause to interfere with Toronto City Council, Doug Ford has enacted the War Measures Act to dismantle the Bloor bike lane in Toronto.

“The War on Cars has been waged by powerful cyclists for too long, and it’s time to take appropriate measures,” announced Ford from the passenger window of his Pontiac Enclave. “Our only recourse is to suspend all cyclist civil liberties, effective immediately.”

“It’s time to end the war, once and for all,” he added.
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Sep 19 2018 2:55pm

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Sep 19 2018 6:07pm

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Sep 22 2018 11:18am

... instead, many ride with assist...
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Sep 25 2018 3:32pm

Hehe... found in the flood of Market Research reports... ("Buy Our Report!") I'd be suspicious of this one...

Global Electric Bicycle Market Production, Capacity, Capacity Utilization Rate, Ex-Factory Price, Revenue, Cost, Gross, Gross Margin Analysis and forecast to 2023

... w/a pic:
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Oct 01 2018 2:09am

Judge bans Nevada prison system from using automobile in execution:
https://mynews4.com/news/local/judge-ba ... -execution
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Oct 04 2018 3:32pm

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Oct 06 2018 2:33pm

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Nov 09 2018 2:29am

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Nov 16 2018 8:03am

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Nov 29 2018 12:07am

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by Theodore Voltaire » Dec 04 2018 9:40am

That's funny

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Dec 11 2018 8:51am

Ebiker gets "found out"...
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Dec 14 2018 3:23pm

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Dec 17 2018 5:36am

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