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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Mar 16 2018 3:40am

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Mar 17 2018 7:12am

Seen in recent newz...‘Enough is enough’: Students across US stage walkout against car violence
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Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

(Current ride? High speed lawn chair.)
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Phoenix Ebike Promotions conversion kit (work in progress. More drink holders, etc etc)
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Mar 17 2018 8:32am

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(Wiki:)
WPRI-TV, VHF digital channel 13 (virtual channel 12), is a CBS-affiliated television station licensed to Providence, Rhode Island, United States.
Pacifier holders, electric wagons among recalls due to injury hazards:
http://wpri.com/2018/03/16/pacifier-hol ... y-hazards/

Includes:
ELECTRIC WAGONS MADE BY RADIO FLYER are being recalled because improper wiring can activate the wagon’s motor unintentionally, posing an injury hazard. About 5,000 were sold at Toys ‘R’ Us, toysrus.com and RadioFlyer.com between August 2017 and January 2018.

The wagons move under their own power when force is applied to their electric handles, and include removable canopies and seatbelts. The company has received two reports of the wagon’s motor activating unintentionally, but no injuries have been reported to date.

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Only wagons with model number 3912/3912A are included in this recall.

Consumers should stop using the recalled wagons and contact Radio Flyer for a full refund at (800) 621-7613 from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Central time Monday through Friday, or apply online for a refund through the company’s website.
So. The limited-edition ES-modified Super-Duper (TM) high speed wagons are "good to go". [Whew]
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Mar 17 2018 5:18pm

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Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Mar 18 2018 7:29am

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Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

(Current ride? High speed lawn chair.)
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Phoenix Ebike Promotions conversion kit (work in progress. More drink holders, etc etc)
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Mar 19 2018 9:59am

Hehe... Stuff watt you see in local media ("newspaper") watt you don't care about much riding with assist. :lol:

There's a TTC subway closure this weekend - blogTO

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Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Mar 22 2018 3:28pm

When in doubt... always sell to dummies (Seen in local "rag"/newspaper):
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(One dummy asks... "Hard to pedal?")
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Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Mar 23 2018 3:38am

Hehe... Currently on YouTube... "About 399,000 results"... for the term "morning commute"... :lol:
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_ ... ng+commute
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Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Mar 23 2018 12:09pm

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Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Mar 23 2018 1:14pm

Hehe... The stuff watt swamps the brain of the EA folks (Ebike Addicted)... Ad in current papers:

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Oh Goody. Needs a chain guard... Must swap cutting chain to bike chain... Need a DC-AC converter to bump 48VDC to 120VAC... friction drive? (On sale right now for only $69 (Beaver Bucks... plus HST...) Hmmm... :mrgreen:
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Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Mar 23 2018 1:24pm

Hehe... CL new hampshire > for sale > bicycles - by owner

MEN'S ELECTRIC BICYCLE BIKE - $850 (SOMERSWORTH):
https://nh.craigslist.org/bik/d/mens-el ... 82133.html

Starts:
Have A Men's 26" 18 speed Front Suspension 36 volt 500 watts Electric Mountain Bicycle For Sale, Excellent Bike For Trails Or Cursing The Streets.
Wonder if laughing counts versus cursing... :lol:
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Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Mar 25 2018 4:42am

Hehe... the `Sphere is getting so vast. Saw something the other day... an ES Mod for the "Worlds Fastest Stairlift". Any links, anybuddy?

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Mar 26 2018 6:08pm

Well there's something ya maybe don't see EVeryday... for the ebiker watt has "everything"...

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CTSmart Universal Rubber Extension Gas Nozzle for Xiaomi Electric Scooter or Other Balance Cars - Black
http://www.volumerate.com/product/ctsma ... ack-488720

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Right now, yours for only € 3.05 !
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Mar 27 2018 9:19am

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ES changed my life (for the waaaaay better).

Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

(Current ride? High speed lawn chair.)
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Mar 30 2018 5:06pm

We see your images of dockless bikeshare graveyards in China, and raise you these photos of 300,000 abandoned diseasal Volkswagens across the U.S.
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Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Mar 31 2018 10:08am

"when you spend 350$ on two tires and you want to show off"...
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Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Mar 31 2018 10:32am

Anybuddy recognize this "urban" location?
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Apr 01 2018 8:32am

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(They say:)
Canadian Cycling Magazine is a national cycling publication...
MAMIL documentary reviewed: ‘We know we look bloody stupid’
("Confessions by middle-age men in Lycra"):
https://cyclingmagazine.ca/sections/gea ... lm-review/

:)

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Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Apr 01 2018 8:39am

Tourists visiting Toronto can see those crazy Canadians and their fancy parking jobs...
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Apr 02 2018 12:03am

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Apr 02 2018 2:51pm

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Eff. June, 2014 Phoenix Ebike Promotions

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Apr 02 2018 3:33pm

Hehe... an idea posted to YT almost three years ago watt appears to be spreading around the world...

Flowers planted in Hamtramck potholes
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Apr 05 2018 6:52am

Turns out, there may be an "up side" to diseasal-powered buses...
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... and BTW, current Giggle Search:
About 7,920 results (0.50 seconds)

Including results for diseasel
:mrgreen:
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Apr 05 2018 1:05pm

(Seen in local newz...)

Kona brings the Idiot Factor
(New Hyundai offering has the Wrong Stuff to "lead" segment)

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Oddly, pic not surrounded with buildings and crumbling "infrastructure"? (but "Road Tested"...)

... and of course local media gets it all wrong:
https://www.thestar.com/autos/opinion/2 ... class.html
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Apr 05 2018 7:30pm

Splashed all over the medias... stuff like Where Users' Facebook Data May Have Been Compromised

Starts:
In a blog post, Facebook has disclosed that it believes the data of up to 87 million people was improperly shared with political consultancy Cambridge Analytica, far more than previously believed.
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