The Ebiker Joke thread...

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Jan 15, 2018 9:49 am

Norwegians suffer from desperate shortage of parking, will come to America in droves:
https://www.treehugger.com/urban-design ... roves.html

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Jan 18, 2018 4:23 pm

Seen in the Ebikers Guide to the Universe:
Weapon of mass destruction (WMD), weapon with the capacity to inflict death and destruction on such a massive scale and so indiscriminately that its very presence in the hands of a hostile power can be considered a grievous threat. Modern weapons of mass destruction are either nuclear, biological, or chemical weapons—frequently referred to collectively as NBC weapons. See also 20th-century horseless carriage.
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Jan 20, 2018 11:52 pm

In news currently, Trump Passed a Cognitive Exam. What Does That Really Mean?

Whereas one Canadian guy when tested by doctors was shown images like:

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... and asked "Hey! Is that electric?"

Oh Oh, said doctors...
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Jan 24, 2018 8:06 am

Seen in current news Prolonged phone usage linked to depression among youngsters, Study finds

... while in ES Newz... Electric Bicycles make Teens Grin like Idiots

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Jan 26, 2018 5:40 pm

Maybe file under reasons why ebikers install a DC-DC Converter shorted to the (steel) frame...
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Jan 27, 2018 11:10 pm

Joking in Australia...

Study Finds People Who Ride Electric Push Bikes Are More Likely To Cheat In Other Areas Of Life Too :
http://www.betootaadvocate.com/humans-o ... reas-life/

:mrgreen:

(PS... per Wiki: The Betoota Advocate is an Australian satirical news website. Started in 2014 by former journalists Archer Hamilton and Charles Single and publisher Piers Grove, the site puts a comedic spin on current news topics and broader social observations. While based in inner Sydney, the site takes its name from the deserted regional town of Betoota, Queensland, and purports to be "Australia's oldest newspaper".)

So think "The Onion" style... :wink:
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Jan 30, 2018 4:21 pm

Hehe... Story seen in one popular (?) cycling magazine...

This Is How the Dreaded Interval Boosts Your Speed—And Answers to Other Cycling Training Questions
https://www.bicycling.com/training/work ... c=hpblock3

Starts:
Why do intervals work?

The lung-busting periods of work in an interval session are short, and rest periods allow you to recover between efforts, so you can spend more time riding hard than if you just tried to gun it for 60 minutes. And those hard efforts have benefits for almost every type of riding.
... while some think the pic in the article points the way...

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Feb 05, 2018 2:36 am

"Cyclist" confronts ebiker...
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Feb 06, 2018 12:16 pm

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Feb 08, 2018 9:07 am

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Feb 09, 2018 4:00 am

NOT like yer usual dummies...

Port Mann traffic cops nab dummy in HOV lane:
http://vancouversun.com/news/local-news ... e=Facebook

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She's hot...
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Feb 09, 2018 12:18 pm

Shop for electric bicycle on Giggle
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WOW... Some "electric bicycles" now "super cheap"!

(For extra giggle, without pedals, the Swagtron bike isn't legal on-road in Canada...)
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Feb 11, 2018 12:54 am

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Feb 11, 2018 1:14 pm

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Feb 12, 2018 10:00 pm

Always thinking about upgrades. [sigh]

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Feb 14, 2018 4:11 pm

Ebikes just got "more affordable" for folks in Exeter, England... :)

Massive Exeter car parking charge increases to tackle congestion agreed - and council says it won't affect city centre:
https://www.devonlive.com/news/devon-ne ... 210765.amp

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Feb 19, 2018 4:55 pm

“Who’s ready for another 50km before tea?”

... seen here:
http://www.cityam.com/280889/leave-skis ... ps-bicycle

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Feb 21, 2018 8:23 am

We Tried To Steal Food From A Delivery Robot


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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Feb 22, 2018 7:49 pm

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Feb 23, 2018 6:08 am

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