The Ebiker Joke thread...

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Nov 01 2017 11:32pm

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Hehe... Front page pic on a local "commuter paper" two daze ago. Demonstrating how millions travel "Sardine Style" most daze, exhibiting watt Doctors refer to as Boredumb-itis. Symptoms include 1) staring off in the distance... 2) near complete inactivity (see "catatonia")... 3) EXTREME boredumb...4) early "brain death"...

Alternative? Locally, for about HALF the cost of a monthly pass for pubic transportation, can finance purchase of one new "ebike" where monthly loan payments are about HALF (have I mentioned HALF the price yet?).

... and features stuff like no more "last mile"... always a seat... "Health Club" dues included (pedal as much or as little as you like!)... usually get the "best parking spot" (closest to the entrance doors)... (list goes on)...

OR, Boredumb-itis. The future is yours.

EDIT: PS... Sorry as always, if my spellchecker mis-spelled the word "public".

EDIT (again...) Can you spot the one grrrl looking for imminent escape?
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Nov 16 2017 4:16am

^^ Hehe...

... and nobuddy's embarrassed, correct?:
Superman is Police pursue Joker thief Electric Bicycle Spiderman & Doctor Elsa Superhero funny


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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Nov 19 2017 10:57pm

George Carlin - What would happen if we didn't have electricity


[C]omments include: "Shit out of luck and jolly well frocked." what a quote
"So let's get back to suicide, which now seems like a reasonable alternative." One of a thousand of his great, for lack of a better definition, "punchlines." Genius.
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by 2WheelsMovesTheSoul » Nov 21 2017 12:10pm

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Nov 21 2017 1:14pm

^^ Ooops...
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Nov 21 2017 6:15pm

Seen on a site from Australia...
Electric Bike Bicycle Stunning eBike Sydney VOLT Mid Drive
$1,599.00
Sydney
Bikes in the photos are all available for purchase at

www.voltbike.com.au

From $1599
(Fine Print:)PLEASE don't touch those two wire thingees... can shock... and STUN.
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Nov 23 2017 12:43am

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Nov 23 2017 9:21pm

#MeTwo

Wish I'd taken a pic of USA Senator Al Franken with his hands on my ebike...
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by Buk___ » Dec 05 2017 8:03am

What motor & battery do I need for the first part of this ride? Image

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Dec 17 2017 3:38am

^^ HA. LOVE gravity. :wink:

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Watt... You believe watt you see on the WWW??? :lol:
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Dec 22 2017 8:18am

Hehe... Folks watt "don't know watt time it is" using pubic transit.
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(As always, sorry for any "typos"...)

PS... :lol:
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Dec 23 2017 2:04pm

(Police on a bike:) "You paid HOW MUCH?" (for the Lamborghini Huracán. Big Hint... over US$320,000)
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Dec 26 2017 6:39am

The Mayor of New York City seen in this years Halloween costume...

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Jan 04 2018 1:15pm

Work-in-progress (needs more drink-holders...)

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by beast775 » Jan 04 2018 3:42pm

Watt,did someone say ch ez loun ge.
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Jan 04 2018 4:06pm

beast775 wrote:
Jan 04 2018 3:42pm
Watt,did someone say ch ez loun ge.
Hehe... I *believe* it has a an electric assist. So technically it's termed a Chase Lounge...

EDIT: Unless she's really quick and then "all bets are off".
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Jan 05 2018 9:12am

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Jan 08 2018 12:36pm

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Yes. You too can now "dress funny" to look like a REAL cyclist!

https://www.aerotechdesigns.com/
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Jan 09 2018 6:34am

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Jan 10 2018 10:16am

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Jan 10 2018 7:25pm

Have been unable to find (so far) the degree of dog theft (dogs stealing bikes) anywhere... :roll:

Poodle steals scooter from unsuspecting toddler
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Jan 12 2018 7:09am

Now you can "pedal like crazy" and not actually get anywhere! ... crazy... :lol:

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Jan 12 2018 12:49pm

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Jan 15 2018 6:55am

Anybuddy wanna click on this link?
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