The Ebiker Joke thread...

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Jan 24 2017 2:13pm

(They had to edit out the part when they told him that some used an "assist"...)


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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Jan 24 2017 11:22pm

In this movie, "Brody Walker" tries taking a "car" (instead of his ebike) and ruins his life:
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Jan 27 2017 7:34pm

News from Canada: Power restored to all ebikers on P.E.I.
("Island's ice storm was at its heaviest up west"):
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/prince-ed ... -1.3952855
Maritime Electric says it has restored power to all its ebiking customers on P.E.I.
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Jan 28 2017 1:56pm

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Jan 28 2017 2:04pm

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Jan 28 2017 3:41pm

Cheer up Arkies! (Second place tries harder.)
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Jan 29 2017 2:50pm

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Jan 30 2017 2:54am

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Feb 01 2017 7:51am

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Feb 01 2017 7:56am

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Feb 01 2017 6:38pm

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Feb 05 2017 7:40am

World's first self charging Electric cycle Road test:
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Feb 05 2017 1:57pm

Once more in the nEVer ending series... Top 5 pro road bikes of 2017:
http://www.bikeradar.com/road/gear/arti ... kes-49108/

Includes YT vid:


... Watt doesn't actually include any with assist [gasp], but illustrates the money that some folks are willing to spend trying to keep up with those darned electric bicycle folks.
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Feb 10 2017 6:42pm

How traffic engineers design bike lanes:
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Feb 12 2017 7:55am

A survey from internet dating site Match.com suggests single ebike users are a touch snobby about the bikes owned by potential dates.
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Feb 12 2017 12:30pm

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Feb 16 2017 5:44pm

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Feb 18 2017 6:39am

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For some ebikers, they need an emotional outlet. Usually.
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Feb 20 2017 4:41pm

Car-Free Vacations for the Urban Traveler:
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/20/trav ... ities.html

... says the New York Times??? Oh goody. Guess I've been "on vacation" for decades. (Since giving up car ownership.)

:wink:
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Feb 23 2017 1:28pm

Some Canadians LOVE their "traffic", eh? Give it a Giggle...:
https://www.google.ca/search?q=toronto+ ... jwTzj7HIAg

Ooopps... "Toronto's traffic time bomb: Is it too late to fix?"... asks Macleans.ca Canadian magazine back in March, 2015... Ya gots yer "North York OTT Legal"... yer "Ontario Traffic Tickets"... So Exciting! One can watch "Every traffic camera in Toronto and Ontario: Live"! At the same time! (Might be a gambling pool out there somewhere...) "Toronto Traffic Lawyers Fighting Traffic Ticket in Ontario"!... "The Traffic Lawyers: Ontario's Driving Offence Law Firm"... "Ontario facing $1 billion in unpaid fines for traffic tickets, other offences ..."!

Seen... somewhere:
Millions of taxpayer dollars are spent on justices of the peace, prosecutors, police witnesses, municipal court staff and court facilities to address disputed POA matters. ("POA" = Provincial Offences Act)
- Media reports indicate that in 2014 the City of Toronto spent over $5 million in over time for police witnesses for POA trials.


POA Matters Disposed in 2015:
OntarioPOA2015.jpg
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TONS time and money spent involving "traffic offenses"...

Hmmmm... Gotta be a joke in there somewhere... Silly Humans
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Feb 23 2017 7:13pm

A favorite movie quote from “Mr. Mom”:
Michael Keaton is trying to look manly, doing some rewiring…

Martin Mull: “Are you using 110 or 220?”

Michael Keaton: “220, 221, whatever it takes!”
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Feb 24 2017 1:12am

`Bit of SHOCKING newz:

Lawsuit filed in power-line electrocution of bicyclist on Courtney Campbell:
http://www.tampabay.com/news/courts/civ ... ll/2314125
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by Ianhill » Feb 25 2017 4:43pm

LockH wrote:Overheard between two Ebiker Clan: "OHHH I love it when ya talk dirty. Whisper intercalation electrodes in my ear again!"
The things you find in a search haha.

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Feb 28 2017 8:44pm

^^ Hehe...meanwhile...

Introducing new delivery technology from Giggle Express:
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Mar 06 2017 5:58pm

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