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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Posted: Jan 15 2018 9:49am
by LockH
Norwegians suffer from desperate shortage of parking, will come to America in droves:
https://www.treehugger.com/urban-design ... roves.html

:)

Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Posted: Jan 18 2018 4:23pm
by LockH
Seen in the Ebikers Guide to the Universe:
Weapon of mass destruction (WMD), weapon with the capacity to inflict death and destruction on such a massive scale and so indiscriminately that its very presence in the hands of a hostile power can be considered a grievous threat. Modern weapons of mass destruction are either nuclear, biological, or chemical weapons—frequently referred to collectively as NBC weapons. See also 20th-century horseless carriage.
:wink:

Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Posted: Jan 20 2018 11:52pm
by LockH
In news currently, Trump Passed a Cognitive Exam. What Does That Really Mean?

Whereas one Canadian guy when tested by doctors was shown images like:

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... and asked "Hey! Is that electric?"

Oh Oh, said doctors...

Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Posted: Jan 24 2018 8:06am
by LockH
Seen in current news Prolonged phone usage linked to depression among youngsters, Study finds

... while in ES Newz... Electric Bicycles make Teens Grin like Idiots

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Posted: Jan 26 2018 5:40pm
by LockH
Maybe file under reasons why ebikers install a DC-DC Converter shorted to the (steel) frame...
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Posted: Jan 27 2018 11:10pm
by LockH
Joking in Australia...

Study Finds People Who Ride Electric Push Bikes Are More Likely To Cheat In Other Areas Of Life Too :
http://www.betootaadvocate.com/humans-o ... reas-life/

:mrgreen:

(PS... per Wiki: The Betoota Advocate is an Australian satirical news website. Started in 2014 by former journalists Archer Hamilton and Charles Single and publisher Piers Grove, the site puts a comedic spin on current news topics and broader social observations. While based in inner Sydney, the site takes its name from the deserted regional town of Betoota, Queensland, and purports to be "Australia's oldest newspaper".)

So think "The Onion" style... :wink:

Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Posted: Jan 30 2018 4:21pm
by LockH
Hehe... Story seen in one popular (?) cycling magazine...

This Is How the Dreaded Interval Boosts Your Speed—And Answers to Other Cycling Training Questions
https://www.bicycling.com/training/work ... c=hpblock3

Starts:
Why do intervals work?

The lung-busting periods of work in an interval session are short, and rest periods allow you to recover between efforts, so you can spend more time riding hard than if you just tried to gun it for 60 minutes. And those hard efforts have benefits for almost every type of riding.
... while some think the pic in the article points the way...

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:lol:

Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Posted: Feb 05 2018 2:36am
by LockH
"Cyclist" confronts ebiker...
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Posted: Feb 06 2018 12:16pm
by LockH
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:)

Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Posted: Feb 08 2018 9:07am
by LockH
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Posted: Feb 09 2018 4:00am
by LockH
NOT like yer usual dummies...

Port Mann traffic cops nab dummy in HOV lane:
http://vancouversun.com/news/local-news ... e=Facebook

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She's hot...

Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Posted: Feb 09 2018 12:18pm
by LockH
Shop for electric bicycle on Giggle
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WOW... Some "electric bicycles" now "super cheap"!

(For extra giggle, without pedals, the Swagtron bike isn't legal on-road in Canada...)

Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Posted: Feb 11 2018 12:54am
by LockH

Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Posted: Feb 11 2018 1:14pm
by LockH

Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Posted: Feb 12 2018 10:00pm
by LockH
Always thinking about upgrades. [sigh]

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Posted: Feb 14 2018 4:11pm
by LockH
Ebikes just got "more affordable" for folks in Exeter, England... :)

Massive Exeter car parking charge increases to tackle congestion agreed - and council says it won't affect city centre:
https://www.devonlive.com/news/devon-ne ... 210765.amp

:wink: :wink:

Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Posted: Feb 19 2018 4:55pm
by LockH
“Who’s ready for another 50km before tea?”

... seen here:
http://www.cityam.com/280889/leave-skis ... ps-bicycle

:mrgreen:

Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Posted: Feb 21 2018 8:23am
by LockH
We Tried To Steal Food From A Delivery Robot


:)

Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Posted: Feb 22 2018 7:49pm
by LockH
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Posted: Feb 23 2018 6:08am
by LockH
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Posted: Mar 04 2018 5:09am
by LockH
In a new/record low, about zero of the bikes in a Giggle Search appear to have electric-assist?

Shop for electric bicycle on Giggle
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Posted: Mar 07 2018 5:43pm
by LockH
(Seen in a local "commuter" newspaper...)

"A new take on the Auto Crisis"
("Rethinking the role of the motorcycle in treatment"):

Starts: TORONTO — A network of doctors has developed a new Canadian guideline for managing auto use disorder, including a recommendation of which replacement medication should first be used to treat those addicted to the powerful drug.

Includes: The guideline, published Monday in the Canadian Medical Association Journal, was created for a wide range of health-care providers to address the urgent need for treatment of auto use that is causing a crisis of overdoses and deaths.

Seen eg here:
http://nationalpost.com/pmn/news-pmn/ca ... addictions

Watt... You believe EVerything you see in the press??? :roll:

PS... :lol:

Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Posted: Mar 14 2018 6:24am
by LockH
Hehe... Updated 100+ years... THE EXTINCTION OF THE CAR...
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:wink: :lol:

Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Posted: Mar 14 2018 6:28am
by LockH
ONE HUNDRED CARS FOR SALE!
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Posted: Mar 14 2018 6:32am
by LockH
Hehe... THE RACE OF DEATH !
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