Buss Mass Carol:
RING THE BELL
(sung to "Jingle Bells" tune)
Ring the bell,
Ring the bell,
Get off the freaking bus.
Your pits are rank,
Like a dirty fish tank,
It really is to much...
HEY!
Ring the bell,
Ring the bell,
Get off the freaking bus.
Your thigh sweat is soaking through,
And getting on my pants.
Dashing down the road,
With a nine C electric kit,
Passing the bus stop,
They can eat my shit...
HA HA HA
There's no sweaty bums,
No farts or coughing fits,
Just as long as it doesn't snow,
I'll ride my nine c kit...
Oh...
Ring the bell,
Ring the bell,
Get off the freaking bus.
Your pits are rank,
Like a dirty fish tank,
It really is to much...
HEY!
Ring the bell,
Ring the bell,
Get off the freaking bus.
Your thigh sweat is soaking through,
And getting on my pants.
By Moo