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is walking pace to much of an adrenaline rush? step on our slow as **** scooter

its like someone watched a roomba cat video and thought "i have a great idea"
 
It's not about the transportation, it's about the "Kewler than thou" attitude. From now on anyone walking past them at a normal pace is a "Cheater."

So this thing has just helped me think up the new overunity for the 21st century. Powered by the gravitational pull as you stand on it. Since the gravity never wavers, you have continuous power. I can just see all these people dumping overunity for, er, downwardunity.
 
It's a special needs scooter for the profoundly retarded.
 
you've got it backwards, you can see how much weight you are gaining as you no longer have interest in walking.
 
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