My average conversation with people:
Man: Is that an electric bike?
Me: No, it's nuk-ya-lur.
Man: ... ReallY?
Me. No.
Man: Is it electric?
Me: Yes.
Man: Where's the motor?
Me: Let's play a game. You point and I'll let you know if you're right.
Man: #points to the battery.
Me: COLD
Man: #points to the handlebar
Me: COLDER
Man: I give up.
Me: Think rear wheel.
Man: Oh, the wheel. I never thought about it.
Me: It's direct drive.
Man: Does it charge as you pedal?
Me: No.
Man: If you hook the motor to the battery it will charge itself.
Me: No.
Man: Surely there's a way.
Me: Google, 'charging efficiency'
Man: #confused look. #walks away.
Me: I must purchase a used cloaking device from a Klingon surplus outlet store.
Man: #from a distance 'you can get those? where?'