The Ebiker Joke thread...

(They had to edit out the part when they told him that some used an "assist"...)
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EDIT: Big fan BTW:
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In this movie, "Brody Walker" tries taking a "car" (instead of his ebike) and ruins his life:
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Cheer up Arkies! (Second place tries harder.)
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World's first self charging Electric cycle Road test:
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Once more in the nEVer ending series... Top 5 pro road bikes of 2017:
http://www.bikeradar.com/road/gear/article/top-5-2017-pro-bikes-49108/

Includes YT vid:
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... Watt doesn't actually include any with assist [gasp], but illustrates the money that some folks are willing to spend trying to keep up with those darned electric bicycle folks.
 
How traffic engineers design bike lanes:
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A survey from internet dating site Match.com suggests single ebike users are a touch snobby about the bikes owned by potential dates.
 
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For some ebikers, they need an emotional outlet. Usually.
 
Some Canadians LOVE their "traffic", eh? Give it a Giggle...:
https://www.google.ca/search?q=toro...&oe=utf-8&gws_rd=cr&ei=byOvWNepJ8qPjwTzj7HIAg

Ooopps... "Toronto's traffic time bomb: Is it too late to fix?"... asks Macleans.ca Canadian magazine back in March, 2015... Ya gots yer "North York OTT Legal"... yer "Ontario Traffic Tickets"... So Exciting! One can watch "Every traffic camera in Toronto and Ontario: Live"! At the same time! (Might be a gambling pool out there somewhere...) "Toronto Traffic Lawyers Fighting Traffic Ticket in Ontario"!... "The Traffic Lawyers: Ontario's Driving Offence Law Firm"... "Ontario facing $1 billion in unpaid fines for traffic tickets, other offences ..."!

Seen... somewhere:
Millions of taxpayer dollars are spent on justices of the peace, prosecutors, police witnesses, municipal court staff and court facilities to address disputed POA matters. ("POA" = Provincial Offences Act)
- Media reports indicate that in 2014 the City of Toronto spent over $5 million in over time for police witnesses for POA trials.
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POA Matters Disposed in 2015:
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TONS time and money spent involving "traffic offenses"...

Hmmmm... Gotta be a joke in there somewhere... Silly Humans
 
A favorite movie quote from “Mr. Mom”:

Michael Keaton is trying to look manly, doing some rewiring…

Martin Mull: “Are you using 110 or 220?”

Michael Keaton: “220, 221, whatever it takes!”
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LockH said:
Overheard between two Ebiker Clan: "OHHH I love it when ya talk dirty. Whisper intercalation electrodes in my ear again!"
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The things you find in a search haha.
 
^^ Hehe...meanwhile...

Introducing new delivery technology from Giggle Express:
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