The Ebiker Joke thread...

Seen in the Ebikers Guide to the Universe:
Weapon of mass destruction (WMD), weapon with the capacity to inflict death and destruction on such a massive scale and so indiscriminately that its very presence in the hands of a hostile power can be considered a grievous threat. Modern weapons of mass destruction are either nuclear, biological, or chemical weapons—frequently referred to collectively as NBC weapons. See also 20th-century horseless carriage.

:wink:
 
In news currently, Trump Passed a Cognitive Exam. What Does That Really Mean?

Whereas one Canadian guy when tested by doctors was shown images like:

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... and asked "Hey! Is that electric?"

Oh Oh, said doctors...
 
Seen in current news Prolonged phone usage linked to depression among youngsters, Study finds

... while in ES Newz... Electric Bicycles make Teens Grin like Idiots

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Maybe file under reasons why ebikers install a DC-DC Converter shorted to the (steel) frame...
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Joking in Australia...

Study Finds People Who Ride Electric Push Bikes Are More Likely To Cheat In Other Areas Of Life Too :
http://www.betootaadvocate.com/huma...-electric-push-bikes-likely-cheat-areas-life/

:mrgreen:

(PS... per Wiki: The Betoota Advocate is an Australian satirical news website. Started in 2014 by former journalists Archer Hamilton and Charles Single and publisher Piers Grove, the site puts a comedic spin on current news topics and broader social observations. While based in inner Sydney, the site takes its name from the deserted regional town of Betoota, Queensland, and purports to be "Australia's oldest newspaper".)

So think "The Onion" style... :wink:
 
Hehe... Story seen in one popular (?) cycling magazine...

This Is How the Dreaded Interval Boosts Your Speed—And Answers to Other Cycling Training Questions
https://www.bicycling.com/training/...ers-to-other-cycling?internal_recirc=hpblock3

Starts:
Why do intervals work?

The lung-busting periods of work in an interval session are short, and rest periods allow you to recover between efforts, so you can spend more time riding hard than if you just tried to gun it for 60 minutes. And those hard efforts have benefits for almost every type of riding.

... while some think the pic in the article points the way...

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:lol:
 
"Cyclist" confronts ebiker...
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:)
 
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Shop for electric bicycle on Giggle
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WOW... Some "electric bicycles" now "super cheap"!

(For extra giggle, without pedals, the Swagtron bike isn't legal on-road in Canada...)
 
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Always thinking about upgrades. [sigh]

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We Tried To Steal Food From A Delivery Robot
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:)
 
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------------------------------------- FOR CAR SENSE IN AMERICA
 
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In a new/record low, about zero of the bikes in a Giggle Search appear to have electric-assist?

Shop for electric bicycle on Giggle
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(Seen in a local "commuter" newspaper...)

"A new take on the Auto Crisis"
("Rethinking the role of the motorcycle in treatment"):

Starts: TORONTO — A network of doctors has developed a new Canadian guideline for managing auto use disorder, including a recommendation of which replacement medication should first be used to treat those addicted to the powerful drug.

Includes: The guideline, published Monday in the Canadian Medical Association Journal, was created for a wide range of health-care providers to address the urgent need for treatment of auto use that is causing a crisis of overdoses and deaths.

Seen eg here:
http://nationalpost.com/pmn/news-pm...onal-guideline-for-treating-opioid-addictions

Watt... You believe EVerything you see in the press??? :roll:

PS... :lol:
 
Hehe... Updated 100+ years... THE EXTINCTION OF THE CAR...
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:wink: :lol:
 
ONE HUNDRED CARS FOR SALE!
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Hehe... THE RACE OF DEATH !
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