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Locally here in Santa Cruz. . . the wealthy home owners along the coast... have used their influence.... to attempt to subdue celebration by utilizing city/county resources in the following ways:
(For the last 10 years running)
1) Roadblocks on [strike]every[/strike] many public access routes to the coast (Causing EPIC impact to safety and travel)
2) Temporary (expensive) fencing along [strike]every[/strike] many beachs
3) Generator trailers with very bright lights on tall poles
4) Security Guards posted at regular intervals
5) Increased fines and penalties
6) Crackdowns in the surrounding counties that allow sales of fireworks
7) All hands on deck with the police force
...
The rational for this expensive oppression revolves (partly) around the following:
1) Their dogs get upset by the noise
Rebuttal: Instead of setting off mortars at the beach, they just do it 3 blocks back in the neighborhoods, greatly increasing fire risk and risk of harm in general.
2) Fire Risk to $5M, mostly uninhabited, triple-insured homes on the coastline
Rebuttal: Instead of setting off mortars at the beach, over the water and sand, 'they' just do it 3 blocks back in the neighborhoods, greatly increasing fire risk and risk of harm in general.... creating an atmosphere of totally uncontrolled chaos instead of somewhat contained chaos.
3) General detritus and trash on the beaches
Rebuttal: Most of that trash comes from small ground fireworks, not mortars
4) ...
Guidance
It is independence day
Celebrate it as we have traditionally
1) You will be held accountable if you cause fire damage to others property or harm/maim others directly (like misfires). That said, I am in full support of those who want to celebrate by launching "heavy equipment" high into the sky using tubes. Just do it right... OK?
2) Set off any ground fireworks that you like... just do it someplace safe... far away from fire danger. I support local communities blocking off their street and celebrating right out in the middle of the road.... as opposed to cowering in the back yard hiding and creating additional risk.
3) If you must set off large "M80 type" ground detonations... PLEASE do it in such away that you assure a 50' clearance for those who do not wish to have their eardrums blown out or eyes peppered.
4) Do not accept that celebration should be repressed/oppressed... and be ready to face the consequences should the police (who swear to near blindly follow orders remember...) catch you. An old county sheriff may be able to read between the lines and look the other way on this important day.... but since 9/11... we have a fresh set of zealots who are armed, backed, and ready to slam you to the ground based on technicalities.
5) If you do not wish to celebrate by setting off fireworks (or enjoying others fireworks) I suggest some disruptive behavior such as:
5.1) Running around naked all night
5.2) Blasting loud music and allowing others to congregate in front of your home
5.3) Mouthing off on the internet
5.4) Challenge authority directly... by walking up to officers and guards... and asking them what they think they are doing and why.
5.5) Politely disassembling roadblocks, fences, and other cages... so as to allow ingress
5.6) Politely disabling (in a non-destructive way) the generators that power the light poles
5.7) Politely distracting the officers while our brothers transport the large black duffel bags to the designated launching areas
5.8) Politely shut the frock up and leave town... or put in ear plugs, get out a ladder, get your hose ready, and protect your property
There is a job for everybody... and pissing and moaning is not on the list.
Just like we designate areas where people can race cars (official and unofficial) we designate areas where "action is to be expected" and law enforcement should engage in the following way:
1) Cops should be focused on public safety first... in the immediate... by singling out dip-shits... like those who throw M80's into clouds of people.
2) Fire trucks, ambulance, and Cops should stage near the unofficially designated area to address any mishaps promptly... like they do at the flat track races (anticipate injuries)
3) Assist home-owners in identifying those who set off gnarly fireworks in any area other than the unofficial designated safe zones (BEACHES)... and usher them toward the safe zone (not toward a cage and confiscation fiasco)
4) Inform the public as to the risks, aid the flow of traffic, and identify outside disruptors.
5) Aid local business owners in the protection of their property should folks get out of hand
...
It goes like that...
Here is my report from last year:
1) I attended a celebration inside the county
2) Santa Cruz Sheriff had a seasoned officer (with more than stripes) on duty
3) The seasoned officer was EXTREMELY TOLERANT... UNTIL... Some frocking idiots... started throwing ground fireworks into crowds
Then... (and I support him in this completely) he had to call in jr officers.
They came in hard... a bald white guy and a female with a stiff upper lip... zero tolerance types...
They put the smack down HARD and shut down the fun
(really all they did was scatter the crowd)
see.... if you stay cool... you can deal with the seasoned sheriff... and make this work...
If you act like a tool... we all get to deal with the zealot types
Are you following?
Do you understand?
There is a way to disrupt in an orderly manner. You need to know the protocol or you need to keep your hands in your pockets.
...
So we are clear:
1) Guys running toward the ocean with large black duffel bags (those are my friends)
2) Cops who stay cool and worry about real problems like major fire, death, and dismemberment (those are my friends)
3) Pissing, moaning, whiny, twerps who wish to squash this fine day... and have us hold hands along the sidewalk with sparklers... (not my friends)
4) Cops, security guards, or others who are empowered... upholding the letter of code... (not my friends)
Gunfire - not in the air (and you cant hear it into the ground...) so keep it put away. Its a day for mortar fire, not lead fire
Drunkenness - Yea, please do. Do not drive a heavy piece of equipment. Do not fist-fight or fight with weapons. Please feel free to ride bicycles, skateboards, or any piece of light-weight equipment... even while hammered.
Drug use - Yea, please do. Try to not make to much of a show of it for the kids. Reefer... fine. If you want to smoke a crack pipe please go do it in your moms basement.
Violence - toward citizens, will not be tolerated in any way, shape, or form. I am talking about physical intimidation, breaking windows, punching, carrying weapons like bats, etc. Displaying of knives and guns (on the hip - tools) is acceptable. Threats toward any other human or animal (while carrying a deadly weapon) will be treated with a stiff upper lip. If you carry... you are not allowed to make threats. (just think about how a cop has to behave while carrying)
Criminal Activity - those who take advantage of the holiday to rob and steal... should see an extra month in the shame cage. You should not be a crook in the first place. There is no excuse - even if your daddy beat you and your mom was a no good addict whore. Do you read me? No excuse fool. Those caught in the active process of stealing (I am talking super obvious here... like leaning over your fence with bolt cutters... taking your bike).... should be subdued physically until officers arrive.
Sex Offences - same deal. Just dont do it... do not take advantage of the fact that folks are stumbling around hammered. Be smart. If you are some kind of sex fiend go to a professional and pay to have role play sex. If you find yourself wishing to victimize others... seek help immediately from someone you trust. You dont want to be that guy... (or gal)... that person gets their nuts squashed. Fo' real.
How you address officers
Ah... this is the critical pivot...
The Officers are the ones enforcing the rules
Here are some guidelines on that:
1) Dont waste time heckling the jr officers (or do, I dont really care)
2) Focus on making your way to sr officers. These are guys and gals who remember freedom... who grew up celebrating... who know that what we are doing now is perverted and wrong.
3) Do not damage or disable any sort of emergency response vehicle in any way, shape, or form... at any time... under any circumstances. This ranks up there with getting your balls smashed. Think about it.
4) If you block in officers - you MUST leave an escape route. Just like when officers box you in... (if they are smart)... the goal is to corral and move... NEVER to corner. Cornering leads to escalation (the bad kind)... so if you wish to clear any given beach of officers - make sure you do so in an orderly and intelligent manner.
YES
Of COURSE you can clear a beach of officers
You understand this right?
Right?
Ah... Some of you do not.
There are apx 3-4 officers for every 1,000 citizens
You can look that up
We CHOOSE to allow the officers the PRIVILEGE of wearing armor, carrying weapons, enforcing rules, and protecting us.
When the officers get CONFUSED and start enforcing BULLSHIT LAWS/RULES... We simply scoot them to the side and pat them on the head.
yea
If you dont think so... you dont know
Yea
Sometimes this results in escalation (the bad kind)... but that is a choice made by leadership
In a situation like this
Where all folks want to do is celebrate our independence by shooting off some mortars at the beach...
It should not be a major problem to facilitate this.
...
Should anyone have a problem with these general guidelines you can post here, call me, email me, or stuff it.
I accept constructive criticism.
I do not accept yellow eyed sheeple... so if you wish to challenge my assertions... please come equipped to debate.
Understand and accept LOGIC
Understand and accept REASON
Understand and accept REALITY
If you come with those 3 skills... we will compromise to an agreement.
If you come yapping like a tard (acceptable word)... you will be treated as such.
Simple
Take back control of the idea we established*
-methods
(For the last 10 years running)
1) Roadblocks on [strike]every[/strike] many public access routes to the coast (Causing EPIC impact to safety and travel)
2) Temporary (expensive) fencing along [strike]every[/strike] many beachs
3) Generator trailers with very bright lights on tall poles
4) Security Guards posted at regular intervals
5) Increased fines and penalties
6) Crackdowns in the surrounding counties that allow sales of fireworks
7) All hands on deck with the police force
...
The rational for this expensive oppression revolves (partly) around the following:
1) Their dogs get upset by the noise
Rebuttal: Instead of setting off mortars at the beach, they just do it 3 blocks back in the neighborhoods, greatly increasing fire risk and risk of harm in general.
2) Fire Risk to $5M, mostly uninhabited, triple-insured homes on the coastline
Rebuttal: Instead of setting off mortars at the beach, over the water and sand, 'they' just do it 3 blocks back in the neighborhoods, greatly increasing fire risk and risk of harm in general.... creating an atmosphere of totally uncontrolled chaos instead of somewhat contained chaos.
3) General detritus and trash on the beaches
Rebuttal: Most of that trash comes from small ground fireworks, not mortars
4) ...
Guidance
It is independence day
Celebrate it as we have traditionally
1) You will be held accountable if you cause fire damage to others property or harm/maim others directly (like misfires). That said, I am in full support of those who want to celebrate by launching "heavy equipment" high into the sky using tubes. Just do it right... OK?
2) Set off any ground fireworks that you like... just do it someplace safe... far away from fire danger. I support local communities blocking off their street and celebrating right out in the middle of the road.... as opposed to cowering in the back yard hiding and creating additional risk.
3) If you must set off large "M80 type" ground detonations... PLEASE do it in such away that you assure a 50' clearance for those who do not wish to have their eardrums blown out or eyes peppered.
4) Do not accept that celebration should be repressed/oppressed... and be ready to face the consequences should the police (who swear to near blindly follow orders remember...) catch you. An old county sheriff may be able to read between the lines and look the other way on this important day.... but since 9/11... we have a fresh set of zealots who are armed, backed, and ready to slam you to the ground based on technicalities.
5) If you do not wish to celebrate by setting off fireworks (or enjoying others fireworks) I suggest some disruptive behavior such as:
5.1) Running around naked all night
5.2) Blasting loud music and allowing others to congregate in front of your home
5.3) Mouthing off on the internet
5.4) Challenge authority directly... by walking up to officers and guards... and asking them what they think they are doing and why.
5.5) Politely disassembling roadblocks, fences, and other cages... so as to allow ingress
5.6) Politely disabling (in a non-destructive way) the generators that power the light poles
5.7) Politely distracting the officers while our brothers transport the large black duffel bags to the designated launching areas
5.8) Politely shut the frock up and leave town... or put in ear plugs, get out a ladder, get your hose ready, and protect your property
There is a job for everybody... and pissing and moaning is not on the list.
Just like we designate areas where people can race cars (official and unofficial) we designate areas where "action is to be expected" and law enforcement should engage in the following way:
1) Cops should be focused on public safety first... in the immediate... by singling out dip-shits... like those who throw M80's into clouds of people.
2) Fire trucks, ambulance, and Cops should stage near the unofficially designated area to address any mishaps promptly... like they do at the flat track races (anticipate injuries)
3) Assist home-owners in identifying those who set off gnarly fireworks in any area other than the unofficial designated safe zones (BEACHES)... and usher them toward the safe zone (not toward a cage and confiscation fiasco)
4) Inform the public as to the risks, aid the flow of traffic, and identify outside disruptors.
5) Aid local business owners in the protection of their property should folks get out of hand
...
It goes like that...
Here is my report from last year:
1) I attended a celebration inside the county
2) Santa Cruz Sheriff had a seasoned officer (with more than stripes) on duty
3) The seasoned officer was EXTREMELY TOLERANT... UNTIL... Some frocking idiots... started throwing ground fireworks into crowds
Then... (and I support him in this completely) he had to call in jr officers.
They came in hard... a bald white guy and a female with a stiff upper lip... zero tolerance types...
They put the smack down HARD and shut down the fun
(really all they did was scatter the crowd)
see.... if you stay cool... you can deal with the seasoned sheriff... and make this work...
If you act like a tool... we all get to deal with the zealot types
Are you following?
Do you understand?
There is a way to disrupt in an orderly manner. You need to know the protocol or you need to keep your hands in your pockets.
...
So we are clear:
1) Guys running toward the ocean with large black duffel bags (those are my friends)
2) Cops who stay cool and worry about real problems like major fire, death, and dismemberment (those are my friends)
3) Pissing, moaning, whiny, twerps who wish to squash this fine day... and have us hold hands along the sidewalk with sparklers... (not my friends)
4) Cops, security guards, or others who are empowered... upholding the letter of code... (not my friends)
Gunfire - not in the air (and you cant hear it into the ground...) so keep it put away. Its a day for mortar fire, not lead fire
Drunkenness - Yea, please do. Do not drive a heavy piece of equipment. Do not fist-fight or fight with weapons. Please feel free to ride bicycles, skateboards, or any piece of light-weight equipment... even while hammered.
Drug use - Yea, please do. Try to not make to much of a show of it for the kids. Reefer... fine. If you want to smoke a crack pipe please go do it in your moms basement.
Violence - toward citizens, will not be tolerated in any way, shape, or form. I am talking about physical intimidation, breaking windows, punching, carrying weapons like bats, etc. Displaying of knives and guns (on the hip - tools) is acceptable. Threats toward any other human or animal (while carrying a deadly weapon) will be treated with a stiff upper lip. If you carry... you are not allowed to make threats. (just think about how a cop has to behave while carrying)
Criminal Activity - those who take advantage of the holiday to rob and steal... should see an extra month in the shame cage. You should not be a crook in the first place. There is no excuse - even if your daddy beat you and your mom was a no good addict whore. Do you read me? No excuse fool. Those caught in the active process of stealing (I am talking super obvious here... like leaning over your fence with bolt cutters... taking your bike).... should be subdued physically until officers arrive.
Sex Offences - same deal. Just dont do it... do not take advantage of the fact that folks are stumbling around hammered. Be smart. If you are some kind of sex fiend go to a professional and pay to have role play sex. If you find yourself wishing to victimize others... seek help immediately from someone you trust. You dont want to be that guy... (or gal)... that person gets their nuts squashed. Fo' real.
How you address officers
Ah... this is the critical pivot...
The Officers are the ones enforcing the rules
Here are some guidelines on that:
1) Dont waste time heckling the jr officers (or do, I dont really care)
2) Focus on making your way to sr officers. These are guys and gals who remember freedom... who grew up celebrating... who know that what we are doing now is perverted and wrong.
3) Do not damage or disable any sort of emergency response vehicle in any way, shape, or form... at any time... under any circumstances. This ranks up there with getting your balls smashed. Think about it.
4) If you block in officers - you MUST leave an escape route. Just like when officers box you in... (if they are smart)... the goal is to corral and move... NEVER to corner. Cornering leads to escalation (the bad kind)... so if you wish to clear any given beach of officers - make sure you do so in an orderly and intelligent manner.
YES
Of COURSE you can clear a beach of officers
You understand this right?
Right?
Ah... Some of you do not.
There are apx 3-4 officers for every 1,000 citizens
You can look that up
We CHOOSE to allow the officers the PRIVILEGE of wearing armor, carrying weapons, enforcing rules, and protecting us.
When the officers get CONFUSED and start enforcing BULLSHIT LAWS/RULES... We simply scoot them to the side and pat them on the head.
yea
If you dont think so... you dont know
Yea
Sometimes this results in escalation (the bad kind)... but that is a choice made by leadership
In a situation like this
Where all folks want to do is celebrate our independence by shooting off some mortars at the beach...
It should not be a major problem to facilitate this.
...
Should anyone have a problem with these general guidelines you can post here, call me, email me, or stuff it.
I accept constructive criticism.
I do not accept yellow eyed sheeple... so if you wish to challenge my assertions... please come equipped to debate.
Understand and accept LOGIC
Understand and accept REASON
Understand and accept REALITY
If you come with those 3 skills... we will compromise to an agreement.
If you come yapping like a tard (acceptable word)... you will be treated as such.
Simple
Take back control of the idea we established*
-methods