Emoticons for e-bikes?

OK, it's actually intended for a car, but I'm going to get one for my bike:

http://www.au-my.com/product.aspx?lang=English&product_id=1

Obviously, this wll be the 5 message one - the others do not include 'idiot'.

Warning - I suspect that using this to irritate policemen may be harmful to the wallet...

That's great -- I can just see these being "hacked" to light-up a middle finger instead.

Carl: Hey Joe ! .. check that $hit out !
Joe: Oh man ! .. that's cool !
Carl: I gotta get me one of those !
* Bump.. crunch
Carl: WTF was that joe ?
Joe : Oh nothin, just a cyclist....

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