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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Apr 06 2018 3:53pm

Paris-Roubaix: tech we might see, and some we won’t:
http://road.cc/content/feature/239698-p ... me-we-wont

... watt doesn't mention "the E Word" (electric) EVen once. Amazing!
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Apr 06 2018 4:26pm

Hehe... Operating a weapon of mass destriction across pubic spaces still termed an "accident" caused by "something"...
FRANCONIA, Pa. — Authorities say a driver crashed into a Pennsylvania home, killing an elderly woman inside the residence. It's not yet known what caused the accident...
http://lfpress.com/pmn/news-pmn/elderly ... 9a767cba4b
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Apr 08 2018 9:26am

In the newz... Even strong climate change believers don’t get carbon pricing: survey
("Fewer than half are confident they even know what it actually is...")

... and, in unrelated news, researchers were surprised to find that some humans were of less than average intelligence. (Including some a LOT less...)
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by Theodore Voltaire » Apr 08 2018 10:36am

A penguin eBiker walks into a crowded bar, and asks the bartender if he's seen his brother? The bartender says, I don't know, what's he look like?

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Apr 10 2018 4:49am

^^ hehe...

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by Theodore Voltaire » Apr 10 2018 9:03am

So after Obama is elected president he goes to visit the queen of England to ask her how to be a good leader. The queen tells him, you have to surround yourself with intelligent people. Obama then asks, but how do I know if they're intelligent? The queen says, I'll show you, and orders the guards to send in Tony Blair. When Tony inters the room she ask him, Tony if your mother, and your father have a child, and it's not your brother, and it's not your sister, who is it? Without hesitating Tony replies, that would be me. The queen thanks him, and he's dismissed. The queen then asks Obama if he understands, and he says, yeah I got it.

So back in Washington Obama calls Joe Biden into the oval office, and asks him, Joe if your mother, and your father have a child, and it's not your brother, and it's not your sister, who is it? Joe thinks about it minute or two, and says, I'm going to have to do some research on it and get back to you. Obama says ok, come back when you have the answer.

A little while later Biden sees Paul Ryan walking in the halls of congress, so Biden goes over to him, and asks, hey Paul, if your mother, and your father have a child, and it's not your brother, and it not your sister, who is it? Paul Ryan thinks about it a minute, and says, oh, that would be me.

Joe Biden now thinking he's figured it out rushes back to the oval office to tell Obama his answer. I found the answer to your question, Biden says, it's Paul Ryan. Obama looks at him in disbelief, and yells, no you idiot, it's Tony Blair.

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Apr 11 2018 9:02am

^^ Hehe...

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Lots of "not too bright"...
Lets get that one. It's cheap!
Some dummies wonder why...
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Apr 13 2018 6:01am

Wonder if I can wear the new lycra...
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Apr 13 2018 10:02am

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Apr 13 2018 2:37pm

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Apr 14 2018 9:14am

Hehe... in Bristol, England, one used bike seller ad FULLY SERVICED FOLDING CONNECT (NON ELECTRIC) BICYCLE:
https://www.gumtree.com/p/bicycles/full ... 1294842650

(Situation getting so "bad", folks might assume it's electric...) :lol:
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Apr 14 2018 2:49pm

Hehe... and now in Toronto...

Cruiser bike (not electric):
https://www.kijiji.ca/v-cruiser-commute ... 1347160760

:lol:
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Post by LockH » Apr 19 2018 4:01pm

(Overheard conversation:) I hear one "self-driving" SUV comes with sleeper bunks!
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Apr 19 2018 4:18pm

Seen plastered all over the news, eg:
Quebec City mosque gunman wished he had killed more people: report:
http://chatnewstoday.ca/article/554138/ ... mic-centre

Wishes he'd been a car saleman...
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Apr 21 2018 8:33am

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » Apr 22 2018 1:52pm

Seen in local newz...

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Post by LockH » May 02 2018 10:50am

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Post by LockH » May 02 2018 2:23pm

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » May 03 2018 1:26pm

Reasons to faux pedal include:
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » May 04 2018 11:35am

Everything you need to know for pain-free cycling:
http://road.cc/content/feature/241048-e ... ee-cycling

Written by the clueless for the clueless watt have nEVer tried a bettery-electric assist. :lol:
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » May 08 2018 12:07am

Looking forward to seeing the 2018 update, where the "bad guys" roll around on electric bicycles... (MUCH less "accidents" aka injuries and deaths)

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » May 10 2018 11:59am

As if riding w/assist wasn't amusing enough...

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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » May 13 2018 6:10pm

12 of the best road bikes from £1,500 to £2,000 — affordable superbikes that combine performance and value THAT YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO PEDAL!
("How to make a battery-electric bike "look cheap" to purchase..."):
http://road.cc/content/buyers-guide/207 ... es-combine

:shock: :lol:

(Currently, Giggle Convert:)
1,500 British Pounds equals 2,032.20 US Dollars
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Re: The Ebiker Joke thread...

Post by LockH » May 15 2018 12:25am

Interesting (not really...) ESB "Search found 0 matches: qaba"... anywhooo...
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Perhaps Benelli is offering "performance" and "non-performance"... or "less than performance", or something?

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