Dauntless
100 TW
. . . .As antiquated a form of transportation as the rickshaw. In no advanced city on earth will you find civilized people cycling to work. The urban cyclist is generally a crank, either profoundly antisocial or hopelessly narcissistic and following the strenuous life in hopes of achieving immortality or a legendary sex life. When you encounter him give him a wide berth and never turn your back on him."
DOH!!!! They're talking about me again.
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27 years later, the man wrote "We know environmentalists often ride bicycles, and I can see why bicycles suit them. The bicyclist is the exalte of the road. The bicyclist is neither a pedestrian nor a driver. He cycles where he damn well wants to, on the sidewalk or on the street. He flashes by with his posterior in the air. Neither stop signs nor speed limits impede him — and he is environmentally beneficent. Automobiles have to give him a wide berth, and pedestrians leap aside as he pedals past. Environmentalists adore bicycles."
Ever see 'The Jerk?' So the killer picks his random victim. As he's being shot at while running about the gas station, Steve Martin says "It's the cans. He hates CANS!!!!"
DOH!!!! They're talking about me again.
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27 years later, the man wrote "We know environmentalists often ride bicycles, and I can see why bicycles suit them. The bicyclist is the exalte of the road. The bicyclist is neither a pedestrian nor a driver. He cycles where he damn well wants to, on the sidewalk or on the street. He flashes by with his posterior in the air. Neither stop signs nor speed limits impede him — and he is environmentally beneficent. Automobiles have to give him a wide berth, and pedestrians leap aside as he pedals past. Environmentalists adore bicycles."
Ever see 'The Jerk?' So the killer picks his random victim. As he's being shot at while running about the gas station, Steve Martin says "It's the cans. He hates CANS!!!!"
