SF craigslist ebike expert and sex expert

sk8norcal

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http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/bik/4016435422.html

spotted on craigslist
this guy offers expert ebike tips for noob buyers at only $20/hr

Electric Bike Advice $20hr by Paypal

Anyone who's bought an electric bike will tell you, it's easy to loose money learning the ins and outs of electric bikes, so save yourself some of both and give me a call. Pay after the session, and pay through paypal, it will be the best $20 you ever spent:)

You want to buy an electric bike, or maybe a kit to adapt to the bicycle you already have. And everywhere you turn, everyone wants to sell you their kit, or their bike. Even reviews on YouTube are usually selling one bike or another.

Well I offer a money back consulting for buying an electric bike to your specific needs. If you don't feel you get your money back in savings of money and headaches, I'll refund your money.

If you don't feel I know my stuff in the first 5 minutes, it's on me!
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so i googled search his phone number....

offers sex coaching and apparently he is an aerospace engineer also....
very impressive..

http://www.yelp.com/biz/sex-coaching-with-leif-thor-san-francisco
https://www.facebook.com/citizen1spaceship
 
I'll do it for $15, sex advice too.

Seriously though, In one hour a guy could get told some stuff that could save him thousands. So it could be a great deal for some. It can be tough to sort out all the conflicting opinions on ES. It could be worth the 20 to get told the basics, like the difference between amps and amp hours. Reading it may just confuse more.
 
Funny how you mention advice because I get emails from people asking advice on ebikes. they are not customers either, and just want to copy what were doing. I send them a link to this forum and wish them luck.
 
dogman said:
I'll do it for $15, sex advice too.

Seriously though, In one hour a guy could get told some stuff that could save him thousands.
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Yep, Like wear the rubber especialy if she says she's on the pill, and hookers are cheaper than wives.
Oh, its probably also true for Ebikes.

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
 
I do it for free.
I'm such a slut.
 
I've been getting emails thru my website like that as well. Often times from overseas. Some are spam and you can tell right away. The others are such simple questions like ; "will it charge while I pedal?" gosh I hate that question. Or "Is there a battery I can recharge in less than 10 minutes?" Can I have 100mile range?"

There are all sorts of stupid questions. The guy from the craigslist AD will probably help me in the long run. I say he is just trying to make a buck.
 
I was thinking I'd give the sex advice, "pick the ugly girl of three choices, but not the ugliest"

Or the other gem, if you want more of this, ( you picked the pretty one) better let her have her turn first.
 
Leifur is a righteous dude. A bit strong-minded as I know him.

And he can fly!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3BJaY8mQMs
Jul 20, 2010 - Uploaded by Leifur Thor

I haven't spoken to him about ebikes, sex, nor spaceships so can't vouch for those.
 
At a recent college tour, it was said that for women in engineering, the odds are good, but the goods are odd.
 
lester12483 said:
Funny how you mention advice because I get emails from people asking advice on ebikes. they are not customers either, and just want to copy what were doing. I send them a link to this forum and wish them luck.
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Or you just don't respond to emails, like when someone wants the specs on some of your bike builds.... :evil:
 
sk8norcal said:
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/bik/4016435422.html

spotted on craigslist
this guy offers expert ebike tips for noob buyers at only $20/hr . . . offers sex coaching and apparently he is an aerospace engineer also....
very impressive..
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Well, I just don't believe a person could reach such a level of expertise without becoming a poster here, so who do we know in the NoCal who fits this description?
 
That's a better rate than Methods' $20/ 20 minutes. So we know it's not him.

Anyone game to call him and test out the first 5 minutes?
 
There are some areas where advice could save you thousands. If someone told me that you physically can't get 10aH into a D cell with NiMH, there's $300 right there. (In my defence, the guy did have a 99.8% rating over 30,000+ sales on eBay, and there were tonnes of seller claiming the same thing)

On the other hand, people told me I wouldn't be happy with a Q100 for 40km/h+. I was very happy... for the 5 months it lasted. On the other hand, if someone had told me to have spare motors on standby, I would have been even happier. 20 minute fix, instead of 3 weeks to wait for parts, and I would have saved on shipping.

If eBike advice was consistent, prebuilt commodity eBikes would be the most popular. The reason they're not though, is that everyone has different needs, and sometimes you need to break a few things to figure that out.
 
Wow thanks everyone who's posted here, this really made my week. A friend pointed me here, and reading the thread made me giggle from ear to ear:)

Yes, I'm a life coach with a specialty of focus on improving the sex in one's life. I am a sex coach though not a sex expert, and sorry for those who thought I use the title to simply win women to bed, for the sessions are no touchy touchy just chatting much like a therapy session, except our focus will be working through whatever issue you've got going on. I no longer do inhouse sessions, instead providing my coaching over the phone or through Skype thereby allowing a greater reach to help. I specialize in BDSM and gender fluid related issues and have had the privilege to help a lot of people increase great sex and connection in their lives. I charge $1.99 a minute now over the phone (less than 1/2 the office visit price, and you're able to do it from your own home).

On the electric bike end, the consulting I was offering, and sure if you call me I'd be happy to help anyone who's asking for it, was more about helping newbies to electric bikes so they don't spend a ton of money on a product they'd then not care for. Buying an electric bike is a much larger conversation than say buying a car since the variables are so many more, each having an impact on the other.

You want an EB, with a priority on weight over strength, or you want it to fold, or you want it to charge fast, or you want it to look cool, whatever your personal needs, electric bikes offer us a great deal more variety to choose from when it comes to our special needs. Having said all that, I did find a combination bike and kit, that a year later I've not seen beaten in the laundry list of benefits it provides. Not being a salesperson for any EB company also ensures that my advise isn't tainted with me wanting you to buy a particular brand.

So the magic bullet combination I use, and highly recommend is the Montague Paratrooper, a 26" wheel full size folding mountain bike, with a 20mile lithium Battery and front hub motor kit by CleanRepublic.com. If you listen to nothing else, please don't buy an off the shelf EB for they're pretty much all crap or you're paying top dollar for average product. If you need more info, or more importantly want to know the right questions to ask when buying an EB, feel free to call. Yes I survived being on Penn and Teller's Showtime show making it through relatively unscathed, and had a ball doing it.
Here are the benefits this kit provides-
43 pounds
Folds in to any trunk
26" wheel so solid ride
Hardcore mountain bike ready for trails of nearly any level (paratroopers jump out of planes with these bikes on their backs so they're pretty tough)
Looks pretty hip
Super easy to put together (5 minutes)
$1,995 for the kit and bike
Easy to remove motor if you just want to ride.
To date has never let me down.

Feel free to take those statistics and see if any manufacturer or kit combination of your own can beat that, and I bet it's unbeatable, and why I call it the "Longboat" of Electric Bikes.

Again thanks for making my day everyone:) Hugs all around
 

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Over in the Graphene thread, I've been asking about the possible emergence an ultra-thin super-capacitor condom? One that creates an enhanced electrical conduit for the partners? An initial jolt that enhances the sexual experience? Just feeling that eBike engineers may have lots to offer in this arena too! And vice-versa, because, well eBikes should just be sexy as hell. And some are as ugly as sin.
 
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