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cal3thousand said:
Right on dude... Right. On.
yeah, he even mentioned Mark Twain.
So I was in the 8th grade when a rather tempermental priest came to the class to share a life lesson from his experience at the library. Seems he couldn't find 'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer,' when he asked the librarian suggested he look under Samuel Clemens. So the priest stalked off and came to tell us about keeping one's head when dealing with such ignorance. As I was about to have to learn.
You see, during my summer of age 10 I'd discovered reruns of an failed primetime TV series that was used as a kids show, sometimes cut up during the cartoon anthologies. Bad influence that television is, it caused me to read the first of the books on which the series was based, 'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.' Proved a bit of a challenge, but I bet there's only one in 100 million 10 year olds reading that book. I even wound up reading the first meeting between Tom and Huck to the class, which led to a classmate using it when she entered some dramatic reading contest for kids. I was busy winning the Statewide Boys Club reading contest at the time.
From there came the coming of age drama 'The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn,' then the science fiction 'Tom Sawyer Abroad' which seemed the true inspiration for the TV series 'The New Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.' Seemed hard for me to believe that there was someone who didn't know that Mark Twain's real name was Samuel Clemens. But this priest there in my 8th grade classroom wasn't getting it even as I told him.
So I held up 'Tom Sawyer, Detective' with the author as SAMUEL CLEMENS. And that fool nun that was supposed to be teaching me said that's not a real Mark Twain book, Samuel Clemens was just some guy who wrote with Mark Twains' characters. (Sigh. HEAVY sigh.) Indeed, I learned a lesson in keeping one's head when faced with such loud, obnoxious IGNORANCE.
And whatever I did in life, I wanted to do it as Tom Sawyer. In grade school I'd emerged as the star of school and playground basketball courts alike, only to have the lifelong leg troubles emerging in 8th grade. So much for the NBA. I came from a real car family, ironically our last name is used as an abbreviation for 'Vehicle.' Dad the president of the Long Beach MB club and the Scoring Marshall for the major racing on the west coast (Indycars, Formula 1, etc.) how could I not dream of racing. Dad died before I finished school, leaving me with OLDER brothers and sisters to support. Racing is expensive, darn it.
But I'd always remember Tom Sawyer in this TV show, coming alive in 'MacGyver' fashion as at last his reading and daydreaming of far off places and people became useful. The realities of casting left us with a straight haired, oversize Tom who had none of the originals' fear of being mistaken for a girl, but his chemistry with the undersized but at least red haired Huck captured the true spirit of the books. It also brought to life the way I wanted to live. That and Dad talking to me before he died, about the difference in the way I was turning out compared to the others as well as reminding me of how when I was little he'd called me Dauntless, a play on Douglas, because it just never mattered how scared I got, I would go ahead and just do it. (Picture the southern twang, "Dawwnetless.")
And that part I've always achieved. I've encountered far more ignorance than just on the work of Mark Twain, but there was plenty there, too. Just because Tom was too busy with his literature to memorize the bible verses for Sunday school, (He had memorized 'Robin Hood' and 'Ivanhoe' at 13, don't forget) or got a bit figety in his regular class, people lose sight of what a well rounded education he displayed at a young age. Huck, meanwhile, was saying he'd decided he enjoyed school in the first chapter of the only book with his name in the title, then became the budding journalist covering local celebrity Tom on quests for new adventures for his 'Evening with Tom Sawyer' speaking appearances in that time of no radio or TV in time for the 3rd book. People who've never read any of these books talk knowingly of what illiterate bumpkins Tom and especially Huck are, even though 14-15 year old Huck rushes to read everything he can about the Crusades because Tom likens an event in town to that time in history. (It's all right there in Mark Twain/Samuel Clemens work.) I could bore you with my own ongoing education, but this is what really led to me just staying in school as my socalled career never became fulltime. Tom was right, it's all great fun to understand when noone else does.
So maybe I just always feel like there's something else to get done. I always think these people who obsess over the end of the world are people whose life never really got started in the first place. The world ending makes the latest convenient excuse for not hoisting the hiney off the couch. I assume they weren't going to be playing the school team high school sports, I wonder if they played in the intramural leagues. (I had 3 basketball and one baseball intramural championships. Bad leg and all.) I remember the friend that said he'd never go racing unless he could be with a top team from the start. So is he facing the 21st with dread? He sure never came racing gokarts or bikes with me. These people who say 'Noone ever died wishing he'd worked more' are probably those who never put themselves into their work. And they're wrong, many die wishing they'd worked harder.
As much as I enjoyed the 4 books, I wish Twain had finished the others. 'Tom Sawyer's Conspiracy' was all but finished and could have been timely in the times of the Communist blacklists, the Civil Rights 60's, post 9/11, etc. 'Tom Sawyer among the Indians' had maybe a third of the trip to the Indian Territory Huck mentions at the end of the 2nd book, but what a fabulous bashing of James Feinmore Coopers' Pathfinder/Natty Bumpo type heroes. Haven't seen published the 'Schoolhouse Hill' manuscript (The only time Becky Thatcher appears after the first book, if in fact what I've read about it is right) where Tom and Huck don't make it to class that day because of a chance encounter with. . .THE DEVIL. . . .
I'll have finals before December 21st, so I'll be able to finish these two classes I have right now before the world was scheduled to end. (Mayve I'll have enough recycling done to prevent it.) If I don't go to school, it all ends early for me, just like those who have already given up. Unless I decided to go get lost in McDougal's cave. . . .
Tom's most well now, and got his bullet around his neck on a watch-guard for a watch, and is always seeing what time it is, and so there ain't nothing more to write about, and I am rotten glad of it, because if I'd a knowed what a trouble it was to make a book I wouldn't a tackled it, and ain't a-going to no more. But I reckon I got to light out for the Territory ahead of the rest, because Aunt Polly she's going to adopt me and sivilize me, and I can't stand it. I been there before.
-Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
Huck's final words
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