12 volunteers wanted for ebike Iditerod

[staft]

Hi,
I am looking for 12 matched ebike volunteers to pull my sled at the next Iditerod race. There is a loophole in the rules that doesn't currently forbid this, so I want to take advantage before it is closed up. I anticipate a rate of travel that is at least 1.87x the fastest recorded dog speed, so winning would be a lock. At the very least, I think it would cause a media storm.

You must be willing to upgrade your tires to heavy spikes, and be willing to classify yourself as a canine for registration purposes. No SLA, please.

 

[Sunder]

LOL this is gonna be a laugh.

 

[staft]

Thanks, and enjoy the new month! Did I mention you need to come up with an appropriate dog name? "dogman" is already taken.

 

[ohzee]

haha lol

Al Poochino - I am in

 

[Fishmasterdan]

I would love to do it but first would you cash a money order for me. It was a lottery I won in Africa I only need 1 million from it and you can have the rest

 

[dogman dan]

Guess you forgot the don't piss off large groups of Alaskan guys rule. Some rules don't need to be in writing. Sorry, how'd my pack of dogs all get loose?

 

[dnmun]

dogs will still beat you. where you gonna charge up? but this was a joke anyway, right?

 

[staft]

I forgot to mention the solar bubble - power source, and protection from Todd Palin's musher gang.

 

[Drunkskunk]

I'm In, if you're providing the dog biscuits.

 

[staft]

I'm In, if you're providing the dog biscuits.

I will have a squeaky rubber bone dangling from a string in front of the pack to keep you all at full throttle. Flea collars are gratis.

 

[Lock]

Not sure, but if costumes for riders required, some of the "furries" cosplay outfits look kinda attractive...

 

[gogo]

Alaska? You can count on Ralph and Herbie. Just make sure Fifi is in front of them.
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[MikeFairbanks]

I asked my dogs to run the race one year, but they said it would be too ruff.