Hi Adam!
Thanks for the kudos! It sounds like you have put a lot of thought on this, which is especially important in a Car conversion, you can't hop off it like an ebike, voltages and currents are much higher, and the investment is more significant. I would pay special attention to safety systems for your controls too. There is a lot of disinformation out there, question everything you read until you puzzle it out for yourself.
I would challenge a few of your engineer's assumptions (even though I too am merely a network engineer

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I have heard first-hand reports of nickel chemistry cells (nimh/NiCd) reversing (what I assume you mean by shorting) but I have never heard reports of LiFe reversing. It has been my experience that they simply go flat and puff up, I have only been worried about the mechanical aspects of the expansion. Do your engineers have specIfic experience with LifePO4?
There has been a lot of experience parallelling lithium cells across the ev spectrum from ebikes to the Tesla, I am not aware of any issues with "cross currents", I don't recognize the issue.
For both issues I'd point to the Killacycles pack construction, which parallels a whole mess if a123 cells together by spot-welding the terminals to a copper strap and discharges them at phenomenal rates.
As dnum points out, using a full copper strap also acts a structural element that prevents the cells from twisting relative to each other. OTOH I use a 'stick' of 4 cells joined by set screws, to drive the contactors on my vw bus, Dort of an electric key. I have been carrying it around unsupported for 7-8 months now, with no sign of loosening. I wouldn't use it as a pry bar or make it much longer, but the caps are not as fragile as one might think.
However, if you want a parallel fused design, I applaud your use of flat tabs to maintain maximum contact patch, but I'd recommend a fuse material over the 16gauge wire. From my experience, copper wire is going to be a heating element that melts the cell casing before it degenerates into a plasma fireball. I don't know if you've considered this, but make sure your solution is shielded at the negative terminal of the cell where it crosses the positive lip at the end of the cell casing.
-JD