The Ebiker Joke thread...

Consistent Winner in DEB Land (searches using Giggle)














with Bettery-Electric and motor of course.
 
Gasoline vapors may contain methyl tert-butyl ester (IUPAC name 2-Methoxy-2-methylpropane). Worldwide production of "MTBE" has been constant at about 18 million tons/y (2005) owing to growth in Asian markets which are less subject to ethanol subsidies.)


(Another in series "If cars came with warning labels.")

Per that Wicked Pee thingee:
"In one case, the cost to oil companies to clean up the MTBE in wells belonging to Santa Monica is estimated to exceed $200 million. In another case, the City of New York estimated a $250 million cost for cleanup of a single wellfield in Queens, NY. More recently, a jury awarded the State of New Hampshire $236 million in damages in order to treat groundwater contaminated by MTBE."
 
This just in on ES News:

"Crazy half-dead old mad Ebiker-Dud (dude?) guy offers billionaire large manufacturer vehicle company owners/investors to an old-fashion KILLING.











(Ed: Machete used kinda "lame-o".)


















(Odd, doncha think, no mentions re "victim" or victims?)
 
New study confirms: the suburbs make you fat
http://www.treehugger.com/urban-design/new-study-confirms-suburbs-make-you-fat.html
 
Overheard between two Ebiker Clan: "OHHH I love it when ya talk dirty. Whisper intercalation electrodes in my ear again!"
 
"Drivers Claimed That They Didn't See the Giant Safety Cone Crossing the Street"
http://www.neatorama.com/2014/08/16/Drivers-Claimed-That-They-Didnt-See-the-Giant-Safety-Cone-Crossing-the-Street/

Includes:
"To illustrate the importance of this traffic law, one undercover officer dressed in a huge orange safety cone costume. They pulled over and ticketed drivers who drove through the crosswalk without stopping while the cone was crossing. Some of the drivers they cited claimed that they never saw the giant walking safety cone."
 
"The motor weighs half a ton, and the car is an ordinary two-horse box-car, weighing, exclusive of motor, two tons."


Ebikers discuss mods/conversions equivalent watt two horses handled. In 1884.
 
In ES News "Ebikes most likely to be stolen in America" (Sorta happy/sad `bout that bit.)
 
Note to self: From now on, separate beds for ebikes (they can "cat fight" if not watched).














Separate pillows too.
 
Published on Aug 20, 2014
Former drug and gasoline burner, Babe, is using The Salvation Army's Anchorage program in Ottawa to heal so that he can help others who are still struggling with their addictions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJxdkvrLXvo&feature=youtu.be

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(Ed. For a time I lived in next door lux on "Rue George St.")




Somebody took their battery packs???? Shocking!
 
Tech Focus: Vision and Sensors
Once each month in 2014, ASSEMBLY's Ebikers e-newsletter will be a special "Tech Focus" issue, dedicated to a specific assembly technology. This month's focus is vision and sensors (two things that keep Ebikers alive).
 
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Hehe... My friend Tammy was on vacation recently and sent me this "pic" (picture) from the beach.
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Cute guy from Germany apparently went on and on about electric thingees.
 
Overheard at local school Parents Night
"And THIS picture was in their geography book??? I warned you about that new electric bicycle."
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NOTICE (seen somewhere): Metal on Metal hip implants linked to serious car injuries!




(Caused by a lack of exercise, one might assume?)
 
Annual GEBA (Carbeerian Chapter) auction now open!

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Any bids?

For all watts fit to print re above:
http://www.coinpeople.com/index.php/topic/22924-trial-strike-of-a-medal-unlisted-in-bhm/





Hey, ya wanna Giggle search the WWW for phrase "james watt medal", sure, go ahead (report back?).
 
"My other vehicle used to be a CAR!"


(Sign seen on passing ebike.)
 
HEY! White Van Man searching turns up an Ebikers Fan Club!!!
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White Van Man?
 
Mis-spelt "man" as "men", I guess.
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(ED: Hey! Where's the van??? And watt "white"??? (Sure that's not a gas/diseasal exhaust ya got there buddies?) And "bicycle??? Bit of a "stretch" in 20th-Cent. terms maybe.)
 










(I heard in their print edition there's a tiny electric bicycle INSIDE with the man.)
 
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