The Ebiker Joke thread...

[The fingers]

Looks like we purchased their bicycles, and they went out and bought cars. :lol:

 

[LockH]

Gotta get that power-assist back up and running.

 

[LockH]

Builder of 3D printed portable homemade railgun claims can come in handy in urban traffic situations.

 

[LockH]

Swindon-based electronics firm TE Connectivity has received Government funding for a £1.9m a pioneering project to help design the ebike of the future.

The firm, based at Dorcan, is assessing how flexible and lightweight printed circuits can replace traditional wiring in ebikes, so reducing energy consumption and lowering emissions still further at source.

Compact Flexible Printed Circuits (FPC) and high electrical-connection density can achieve considerable weight, space and cost savings over the use of traditional rigid printed circuit boards, wire and wire harnesses used in ebikes.

 

[LockH]

Scenes that may make some ebikers chuckle...

(Maybe 1/2 hour getting there plus maybe 1/2 hour to find a parking space that's available.)

 

[LockH]

Hamilton politicians stuck in traffic on way to transit meeting at Queen’s Park
http://www.thespec.com/news-story/6...ic-on-way-to-transit-meeting-at-queen-s-park/

(City politicians stuck in traffic on way to a meeting with provincial politicians to discuss... traffic.)

 

[LockH]

Ho Ho Ho...

(Santa's no dummy. His electric is "in the shop" at the moment.)

 

[LockH]

"Porsche approves its electric pedestrian/cyclist killer"
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/cars/2015/12/04/porsche-tesla/76806840/

 

[LockH]

In the world's most polluted city (Delhi, India), locals all drive to 25,000 weddings in one day!

 

[LockH]

https://www.facebook.com/katie.t.waugh/videos/1154621703006/

 

[LockH]

Great News! Ford to Spend $4.5 Billion producing millions and millions of cheap ebikes! (Or they will spend it on "Electric Vehicle Development"... something like that.)

 

[LockH]

The 6 most important components of the Paris climate agreement, in summary:
1. Temperature target
2. Ratchet mechanism
3. Financial assistance
4. Long-term goal
5. Loss and damage
6. EVerybuddy ride an "ebike"

 

[LockH]

(Seen doing the online rounds currently)

Governor Greg Abbott of Texas signed legislation today making it a felony to be struck by an automobile while riding a bicycle.Nearly 3 million Texas cars and trucks are damaged each year when they strike Californians riding their bikes.The bicyclist will subject to a two to ten year term in the state pen and a ten thousand dollar fine.

(The Governor specifically targeted ebike riders as "harder to catch".)

 

[nutnspecial]

WTF lol I'm liking the dark humor :lol: Nice thread

I had a joke but it's not ebike, it's about telephone books in china, maybe you've heard it?

 

[zener]

If you don't laugh watching this than you re not an ebiker!
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[LockH]

Oh no. I've nEVer done this to myself. Nope.
https://www.facebook.com/172547052803759/videos/990120077713115/

 

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[LockH]

Seen elsewhere, video "When is the right time to use the bunny hop technique?"
http://twowheelsbetter.cc/video/when-is-the-right-time-to-use-the-bunny-hop-technique/
[youtube]h_lc6sBwXJI[/youtube]

(Subsequent episode for ebikers re the Bunny Stomp technique.)

 

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In local newz, Province encourages more use of ebikes! ("New fees, rules for Ontario (car/truck) drivers in 2016")
http://www.torontosun.com/2015/12/22/new-fees-rules-for-ontario-drivers-in-2016

Some ebikers may be disturbed by some new changes "In a big change planned for the fall of 2016, the province intends to bring in new penalties that treat drug-impaired driving the same as drunk driving."










PS. :lol:

 

[LockH]

Seen on the Great Woo-Woo-Woo:

Just in: Enigma Ezona ST, steel road bike with Shimano 10

(Amazingly, you have to add your own motor, battery, etc!)

 

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