The Ebiker Joke thread...

If it was for feet it would be called a feetpath. Presumably because it is called a footpath it is for people hopping.

Most amusing [C]omment seen while Australians tap about recent pedestrian accidents involving cyclists. (Thank the (various) Gawds nobuddy was riding on an Australian "pedal powered bicycle" AKA "a pedal cycle with one or more auxiliary propulsion motors attached" or a bicycle certified as an EU "Pedalec".

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/...s/news-story/bbbfcf17b822e548c66a68d76675d6dc
 
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LockH said:
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EDIT: In local news "A Metrolinx Smart Commute study released Tuesday found the number of children and teens walking or biking to school has declined to the point that school travel is now responsible for 20% of peak morning gridlock."
http://www.torontosun.com/2016/04/05/school-travel-is-20-of-morning-gridlock-study


http://reason.com/blog/2016/04/07/texas-principal-wants-to-arrest-parents :roll:
The principal of an elementary school in Magnolia, Texas, has forbidden parents from picking up their kids to walk them home. No matter how close the children live to the school, they are required to take the bus or be picked up by car, Fox 26 in Houston is reporting.
If not, the local authorities are ready to enforce the rule with arrests for trespassing.
The ostensible reason for this step at Bear Branch Elementary is "safety," but parents interviewed by local reporters think it's really about the principal exerting ironclad control over the pick-up procedures. A video of the line of cars at pick-up time looked like a funeral cortege, solemnly inching forward.
Parents are so fed up, a few are yanking their kids out of the school:
"She's threatening to arrest people," says Wendy Jarman about principal, Holly Ray.
Jarman pulled her children out of the school Monday and placed them in private school. She lives in the neighborhood behind the school. Her kids were walkers, and she escorted them, but they can't do that anymore.
Ray won't allow it. Ray has gotten Montgomery County Constables to be her enforcers.
"This has happened to many parents," Jarman says. "They have been cited. They have been threatened, if they step one foot on school property, they will be arrested and charged with who knows what."
Frank Young has one of those warnings. He also lives close to the school and he also pulled his children out of it. Young says no effort to negotiate a better policy or even hundreds of signatures on a petition got the district to change the policy or bully tactics.
"Mrs. Ray's policy is implying that a parent doesn't have the ability or capability to decide what is safest for her children and that the school district does," Young says. "I disagree."
He thinks parents have the right to decide what their kids do outside of school? What a nut. The district backs the principal.
Meantime, you may recall that the number of children walking to school has sunk to a national low of about 13 percent, according to Safe Routes to Schools.
http://www.fox26houston.com/news/117783912-story"Video at 11" :x
http://www.planetizen.com/node/8552...-school?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitterIn comments, read where a local car dealership is implicated in the bike rack scandal. :evil:
 
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Poor Holly. (Gotta get her on an ebike.)
 
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(Note: May be rude to laugh.)
 
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In ES Newz "California woman dies after being run over by her mom's ebike during fight". Sad day in Santa Maria, California.






























(EDIT: Sorry if I got the vehicle wrong. In other reports, a "car". Sorry about that.)
 
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LockH said:
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I think the funniest part is that he chose to wear pants and a dress together in his show off video! :lol:
He is looking like a solid contender for this year's Darwin awards!
 
Bike lane, Israeli style:
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Ebiker Pundit thrills at latest newz "Study: Fossil fuels could be fully phased out in 10 years"!
http://www.theweathernetwork.com/ne...-could-be-fully-phased-out-in-10-years/66760/

In part:
In the study, lead author Professor Benjamin Sovacool, Director of the Sussex Energy Group at the University of Sussex, analyses historical energy transitions.

He argues that while previous transitions took several decades -- the transition from wood to coal in Europe took between 90 and 160 years, for example -- today's dwindling resources, coupled with the threat of climate change and improved technology, could accelerate the process.

Article concludes
Professor Sovacool admits accelerated transitions require strong and consistent government intervention as well as a good public awareness.

(Pundit says Oh oh...)
 
Great newz for ebike sales in local newz! "Ontario car insurance injury benefits poised to change" (Coverage limits for medical, rehabilitation and attendant care will be reduced starting June 1)
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/ontario-auto-insurance-coverage-limits-1.3553978

If you get injured in a car accident in Ontario after June 1, the amount of medical costs that your insurance company will cover may be a lot lower than before.

The provincial government is mandating changes to the standard auto insurance policies that will drive down the limits on medical, rehabilitation and attendant care coverage.

...and in July, 2014 "Liberals renew bid to cut auto insurance rates, towing costs". Then July a year later "Ontario auto insurance rates up slightly, despite Liberal pledge".

Surprise!
 
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^^ :)
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Riding recumbent is like a "Birds Eye view" `cept "Dogs Eye view". Actually, my fav view is "Kids Eye" (kids young enough to be not too tall or being shuttled around in a stroller, etc.). But also, Butt Vision ain't too bad either...
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