The Ebiker Joke thread...

[LockH]

The car driver of the future:

(has a flat, fatty face to protect the nose and ears; airbags in between each rib; and thicker and tougher skin.)

(no neck, meaning he cannot break it)

Seen here:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...culpture-shows-human-vulnerability-to-crashes

 

[The fingers]

Would like to see a bicycle accident model rendered. It would probably weigh 15,000 pounds and be armored like a bank vault.

 

[LockH]

^^ Hehe... Relax. There's always the inflatable Bumper Bubble Ball- Zorbing Football Suit:

Meanwhile, trouble in Oil Town:

Calgary’s 2016 civic census revealed that while the city’s population increased slightly to more than 1.2 million in April, more people moved out of the city than arrived here.

Analysts said the economic turmoil driving out-migration has also led to a dramatic increase in housing vacancies. More than 20,800 units were empty in April, a 67 per cent spike over last year’s levels, which brought the vacancy rate for dwellings to 4.3 per cent, according to the census. And more and more folks are riding those darned ebike thingees.

Seen here:
http://calgaryherald.com/business/r...cy-rate-spikes-to-height-not-seen-in-12-years

 

[LockH]

Newz headliners ya nEVer see: "Police break windows to free 2 toddlers in separate ebike incidents"

 

[LockH]

Giggle (sp?) Sheepview360 in the Faroe Islands:
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(Coming soon to an ebiker near you.)

 

[LockH]

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[LockH]

Ebikes get rated for voltages and amp-hours... wattages... peak outputs... low voltage cutoffs... etc. And now, quarts capacity. (This trike a 94.)

 

[LockH]

In the `Peg (Winnipeg, Canada), buying an ebike just got a lot cheaper next September.

"Parking tickets on deck for excessive vehicles"
http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/ou...on-deck-for-excessive-vehicles-387967092.html

Yards around the University of Manitoba have been turned into car lots that can accommodate up to eight vehicles. A new bylaw coming into effect in September will give the Winnipeg Parking Authority power to ticket excessive vehicles on properties.

 

[LockH]

Well, there's something ya maybe don't see EVery day? An electric RIDER operating a noisy, stinky thingee.
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[LockH]

 

[LockH]

If roads were like bike lanes

 

[LockH]

 

[LockH]

Unfortunately, this day his ebike was "in the shop".

 

[LockH]

 

[LockH]

(Relax. It's a joke.)
http://cleantechnica.com/2016/05/12/lithium-mining-vs-oil-sands-meme-thorough-response/

 

[LockH]

Fortunately, this day his ebike was "in the shop".

 

[LockH]

 

[LockH]

"Catrike is coming out with a new paint color called Cheetos..."

(Not sure if joke or not.)

 

[LockH]

Dad on a "good food diet" today!

 

[The fingers]

Around here the cops would pull the guy over for child endangerment.

 

[LockH]

^^ [sigh]

Meanwhile... think that new Triton Scuba Mask worn w/out air supply, just "streetlevel" "oxygen", worn as eye/face protection like when it's raining or splashing, etc.

Added to Wish List.

Too "over the top" out of water?

 

[LockH]

Even Hitler was an E Bike fan

 

[LockH]

 

[LockH]

"Scientists: Earth Endangered by New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans"
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/boro...ngered-by-new-strain-of-fact-resistant-humans

 

[LockH]

"Olympic road race cyclist fails drugs test"
http://road.cc/content/news/200789-olympic-road-race-cyclist-fails-drugs-test

... and once again, zero ebikers implicated. (Too sneaky maybe.)