Where is Morpheous Autobitious Troll?

Is Morpheous AutoBotious Troll Still Alive?

  • No he took AJs advice and picked fights at a biker bar & was bashed to death

    Votes: 6 33.3%

  • No he died of heart attack caused by his atrocious eating habits

    Votes: 2 11.1%

  • No he stroked out due to his atrocious diet

    Votes: 1 5.6%

  • Yes! he found a girlfriend his balls dropped and he manned up LoL

    Votes: 3 16.7%

  • Yes! but he slipped back into his old ways and is fatter and lazier than ever unable to muster the s

    Votes: 6 33.3%
  • Total voters
    18
AussieJester

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I fear the worse :shock: Morpheous Autobotious Troll
has been unheared of for ~2 weeks now, hes either
keeled over from heart attack or stroked out due to his atroucious eating habbits
OR! has Morph taken my advice and ramped up his training efforts from
shadow boxing to picking fights at a biker bar :shock:

Let us know your still alive Morpheous...Surely its about Time for another
of your classic "Morph Threads" i.e as bizarre as they are pointless

C'mon Morph make us a thread we can hijack and take completely off topic at your expense
again please Morph, you do it so well :mrgreen: :p :lol:

Seriously, hope your ok Morph and are just taking a break from the forums.

KiM
 
I'm definately thinking the lower option, but what ever the cause, let's just hope it stays. :)
 
He could be hanging out at the ketchup counter waiting for the return of the woman who so gravely offended him. kinda like that old ad in the comic books where the guy gets sand kicked in his face, then he does the Charles Atlas workout so next time he can punch the bully out when he gets the sand treatment.

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So Morph has done his assertiveness training and is waiting for ketchup to get kicked in his face by the brutal lady.
 
TPA said:
He could be hanging out at the ketchup counter waiting for the return of the woman who so gravely offended him. kinda like that old ad in the comic books where the guy gets sand kicked in his face, then he does the Charles Atlas workout so next time he can punch the bully out when he gets the sand treatment.

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So Morph has done his assertiveness training and is waiting for ketchup to get kicked in his face by the brutal lady.
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ROFL@that ad i remember that well damn i am old ...perhaps he got hugely bitch slapped by ketchup lady hehehe

KiM
 
I think Morph needs some bail money.
 

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He's probably out in his electric recliner, trying to score some viagra at the old folks homes around town. I actually thought about him last weekend, as I went to a brewpub I had not been to before. They had a 16 dollar angus hamburger there on the menu. It had like 3- 8 oz patties a crapload of cheeses, bacon, guacamole and was topped with onion rings or some shit like that. It weighed almost 2 pounds I reckon.

THEN, I scrolled down the menu to their Bacon Lettuce and tomatoe sammich. It "featured" 1/2 POUND of bacon! :shock: :mrgreen:

I had a regular 8oz angus mushroom and swiss burger and 3 local beers, plus 2 free samples. **burp*

I.will.be.back....
 
Rest in Peace , Morph, you were just to dumb to live.

Mabye Morph was a computer bot, developed by the oil companies to keep us answering questions over and over.......and over........


Morph please prove me wrong man!!!!!

hydro

you were a very intelligent bot however!!

lmaoff at the above posts!!!!!!
 
jim lahey and randy=aj and morph,without each other the fun kinda slows. :shock:
 
haha Morph the bot ! Wouldn't that be the shit.. I knew I couldn't believe what I was reading :roll: :D
 
I have to admit I did not know what Autobitious meant....

Silly ignorant me...

So I Googled it, so as to educate myself. :idea:

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:shock:

More confused than ever... :?:
 
That's Australian: Verb: Robotic, or mindless, repetitive actions. Acting without reason...repeatedly. Fingers faster than brain - a lot. To act without thinking.

"Even though Jonny burned his hand many times in the past, he autobitiously thrust it into the pot of boiling water once again. "

"Jerry's right arm was much larger than his left, due to incessant autobitious use and not switching hands."
 
EMF said:
That's Australian: Verb: Robotic, or mindless, repetitive actions. Acting without reason...repeatedly. Fingers faster than brain - a lot. To act without thinking.

"Even though Jonny burned his hand many times in the past, he autobitiously thrust it into the pot of boiling water once again. "

"Jerry's right arm was much larger than his left, due to incessant autobitious use and not switching hands."
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= :lol: :lol: (that's pretty funny)

I think there's nothing to fear. Our mate morph has gone "walkabout" more than once... He'll be back.....And stronger than ever.
I must admit that his threads are great comic relief from all the ebike reseach that I'm usually here for. (wouldn't be without it)

Hey TPA, try googleing this word, I think it's the alt. spelling. : autobotious

All the best,
Matt.

Matt.
 
^ Nice avatar thewmatusmoloki! :D It reminds me of a program I would watch when I was a kid, that used the same looking figures: FireballXL5. We all loved science fiction back then, would watch any that came on TV. Those were the good old days!

http://www.angelfire.com/pa2/trekker/fireball.html
 
No doubt, EMF, that it was another Jerry Anderson supermarionation creation.
I remember it well.
He also made the shows "UFO", "Captain Scarlett" "Space 1999" "Thunderbirds" and "Joe 90".
In one way they were silly childish cartoons,(except "Space 1999", which was pretty much the same thing ,but with human actor's) but the intense background music and strong voice overs, were undeniably good.
 
thewmatusmoloki said:
No doubt, EMF, that it was another Jerry Anderson supermarionation creation.
I remember it well.
He also made the shows "UFO", "Captain Scarlett" "Space 1999" "Thunderbirds" and "Joe 90".
In one way they were silly childish cartoons,(except "Space 1999", which was pretty much the same thing ,but with human actor's) but the intense background music and strong voice overs, were undeniably good.
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LOL! I think I remember the theme song for Fireball XL5 after reading these posts and now I can't get it out of my head :lol:

Holy crap! I did remember it...and here it is :shock: :lol: :mrgreen: :lol:

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Fireball XL5: Aaaaaaaagh! :eek: Now I have that song in my head and it won't go away! :shock:

I used to watch that show when we had a small B/W TV. It was one of my favorites. Back then I recall this big oafish kid in my class with crew-cut of brilliantly-bright-coppery-red hair; my brother labeled him Fireball XL5 and it stuck to him like glue. He was great at Stratego though - that is until I perfected my defense mastery. Ha! :p

Perhaps it is sad that we laugh so hard at someone else’s human calamity and mental pratfalls. That said – Morph & Company provided the stage for countless moments of breathless hilarity. I don’t know where or how else to comment – or if I should even dare!

We are all human are we not? Well… are we?
~KF
 
In all reality Autobotious could be 50kilo wringing wet and not the overweight
no confidence forum troll he makes himself out to be hahaa Would be good to hear from him though
his posts do make me laugh at times thats for sure, he has a 'special' way about him doesn't he hehee

I can't remember the member that has met morph, i sent him a pre-made
cable for paralleling lipos up few months back he said he has met Morph in person.
Perhaps if he sees this he could pop around to Morpheous castle and see if he is a-oh-k still ?
or if he has ballooned to a mammoth size and become trapped in his own house, the door ways now to small to
allow his ample girth to pass through :-| :lol:

KiM
 
I remember being amazed at his consistency.

Nobody could just roll dice to form thoughts and have his amazing track record of being incorrect.

He was also so amazingly predictable and stubborn.

I originally thought he must be just trolling us 90% of the time, and it was actually a genius member posing as a fictional character for troll humor value.
Things later caused the sad reality to sink in.
 
Went looking for morph999. Look what I found.

Morph has his own YouTube page.
http://www.youtube.com/user/MoRpH999

Morph is doing Yoga.
http://www.yogaforums.com/forums/search.php?searchid=418064

Morph is having deep discussions about Equal Rights for Men.
http://open.salon.com/blog/morph999

Morph is learning about Ubuntu. I have also been playing with Ubuntu.
http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1171788

Morph is doing something with Mixed Martial Arts. WATCH OUT!
http://www.sbnation.com/users/morph999

Morph999 - please come back to Endless-sphere.com We all miss you.
 
marty said:
Morph999 - please come back to Endless-sphere.com We all miss you.
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I wouldn't go that far... I think we can get our fill of Morphiness
(a little goes a long ways) by browsing a link to anther forum once in a while without contaminating our own.
 
marty said:
Went looking for morph999. Look what I found.

Morph has his own YouTube page.
http://www.youtube.com/user/MoRpH999

Morph is doing Yoga.
http://www.yogaforums.com/forums/search.php?searchid=418064

Morph is having deep discussions about Equal Rights for Men.
http://open.salon.com/blog/morph999

Morph is learning about Ubuntu. I have also been playing with Ubuntu.
http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1171788

Morph is doing something with Mixed Martial Arts. WATCH OUT!
http://www.sbnation.com/users/morph999

Morph999 - please come back to Endless-sphere.com We all miss you.
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ROFL nice work Marty!!! Your a genuine Morphious tracker HAHAHA Least we
know he's still alive, i recall now i also saw him post on a Bicycle site i came across
...equal rights for men BWAHAHA dear me, poor Morph obviously still getting
sand kicked in his face, well...at least women pushing in front of him at McDonalds hehehe

Come on Luke, you don't mean that you and Morphious are tight!!! your just funnin with us
ain't ya buddy hehehe :mrgreen: :lol:

KiM
 
Ok Morph, I admit it

I sometimes shave my head.
I've never used hydrochloric acid as weed killer.
Don't know how to "stop being a wimp".
Can shadow box like the best of em. :wink:
And ocassionaly indulge in KFC and even a coke.

I never meant to offend you and apologise if I did.
It's just that your posts are truly hilarious.

Come on back.
:)
 
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