E.S. Quotable Quotes !

[drewjet]

id eat goat nuts to know what you had to do to fix one of methods controllers.

 

[Toorbough ULL-Zeveigh]

The Gospel According To Safe

A hub motor must produce two to three times the peak power to equal the performance of a geared bike"...it's just basic physics.

The folks at ES are basically screwing up the sport with all this RC stuff.

...I could go on for hours on this.

such modesty, when he knows damn well it's weeks.

I quote myself:

I quote myself:

I quote myself:

"Keep It Simple Stupid" is a good rule.

you'd think he'd have learned by now;
"sometimes the obvious eludes the genius" - http://www.endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=593&start=1

There just is no need for a 50 hp ebike... and never will be

 

[Ypedal]

amberwolf wrote:
If you don't see me posting at all in the next few days, send someone to collect the body.

 

[liveforphysics]

Have an emergency exit plan when working with cells like this.. this ain't no joke, when they go.. they really GO!!!!

Haven't you seen Lukes destructive lipo videos, I chew on old cells when I run out of chewing gum now :lol:

 

[Ypedal]

1000w " Once I had moved all the loose wires and blown out the flame, I had a stong feeling of unhappiness. "

I hate that feeling..

 

[Ypedal]

Hyena " Normally I blow the hell out of things, this time I blew hell into it "

 

[Ypedal]

Again by Hyena " Having a backorder for zippy lipos is like paying for front row seats for the return of Jesus Christ "

lmao....

 

[Ypedal]

Drunkskunk
"
There are 3 things that come to mind that should never be reused:
Never reuse Toilet paper.
Never reuse Condoms.
Never reuse Spokes.
It always ends in a mess.
"

 

[Drunkskunk]

Of course!...without the bolt inserted (and an axle-nut), that torque arm is just like a 2WD Jeep, de-caffeinated coffee, and non-alcoholic beer...

 

[number1cruncher]

My bike is writing cheques my body can't cash...

:lol: :lol: :lol:


In his signature. Priceless...

 

[fechter]

Jozzer:

I think there must be a large mental institution somewhere filled with EE's who thought that making a BMS would be easy

I resemble that remark!

 

[mrzed]

I'm happiest when pissing my pants.

http://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=19331&p=282954

 

[Toorbough ULL-Zeveigh]

Ypedals experience with his setups ( he is a god person to ask...

Geebuzz, can u hear me??

http://www.endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=19968&p=292168#p292168

(do a forum search of the phrase "god man" who most frequently resembles that remark)

 

[Ypedal]

Mud2005
"this is my first build with a Cycle Analyst. It's too cool! I may crash my bike cause I'm always looking at the screen "

Been there.. and have done that ! lol..

 

[Ypedal]

Fechter " Lipo was only for the brave a couple of years ago. Now you can use them without Nomex underwear. "

 

[Gregory]

From the thread titled "What do I need to convert from lead to LiFePO4"

The ancient alchemists of yore tried to convert Pb to LiFePo4.

They were missing a vital ingredient: MONEY.

Classic, Mighty Volt, Classic

 

[thewmatusmoloki]

Icecube57 wrote about x5's :

"Thats 500 bucks I saved on a motor i never could buy alone. They are bullet proof. Not methods proof."

 

[moostrodamus]

mwkeefer: "perhaps you have intermittent ambulatory turrets syndrome"

That's just poetry...

Moo

 

[oatnet]

The Journey Guy, explaining why he hadn't shipped for two weeks, before he was revealed as a scammer:

I could go into a long story about what happened, but the bottom line is that my neighbor dropped the ball, and never took the package into the UPS store for shipment. He drinks, and just so happens he's on the roll again, so that's that.

 

[Ypedal]

Kingfish " Wear a face shield when you plug it in! "

Yup... welcome to the sphere !

 

[Toorbough ULL-Zeveigh]

This evening my fiancé and myself went for a little jaunt downtown for dinner. We took our electric bikes. I rode Old Trusty http://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=16823&start=0 and she rode the A2b down there. Thoughts from the evening of mayhem, fun, and drunkardness:

She perceived the Metro as:

Bouncy. This was her first observation. Interpretation: Not enough rebound control on the shock.
Rough on the Vajayjay.

hmm...

and she's marrying john holmes.
kinda goes with the territory.

 

[AussieJester]

This evening my fiancé and myself went for a little jaunt downtown for dinner. We took our electric bikes. I rode Old Trusty http://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=16823&start=0 and she rode the A2b down there. Thoughts from the evening of mayhem, fun, and drunkardness:

She perceived the Metro as:

Bouncy. This was her first observation. Interpretation: Not enough rebound control on the shock.
Rough on the Vajayjay.

hmm...

and she's marrying john holmes.
kinda goes with the territory.

 

[number1cruncher]

Can't prove it though, I'm just opinonating dog science.

 

[Toorbough ULL-Zeveigh]

My land lord has a solar power shop and knows something about charging batterys, and wanted a clarification on the 3c definition: “is 3c one third of the amp hour rate or 3 times?”

i reeely hav2wonder what that 'something' might be.
testing SOC by placing his tung across the terminals??

 

[beast775]

seriousknot wrote-
[Also, the extrusion doesn't look friendly to impacts from my groin (but neither does my girlfriend lately)]

:lol: