E.S. Quotable Quotes !

Toorbough ULL-Zeveigh said:
fizzit said:
Obviously, using them to kill innocent people is a problem
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not an outrage.
not an obscenity.
a problem.


http://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=26&t=47799#p702347
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I'm quoted! Sadly it's just for offending Toorbough ULL-Zeveigh by failing to put enough emotion into my writing. Still, it's an honor to appear here among the best of the best :p
 
no you hit exactly the write note.
i'm not offended, more like WTF????!?


gerrydesign said:
I just had my 1st ebike initiation last night and literally, my first press on the throttle I thought I was going to do a willie. :)
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http://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=26500&p=421883#p421883

bilabonic said:
Jeez mate, thet is Huge !!
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http://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=50860#p754962

vax said:
The idea is pretty much same as for Stealth Bikes - rugged monocock
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http://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=37628&p=547807

Lebowski said:
A Puch Maxi moped does like 50km / L and would be cheaper to run than an e-bike. You'll never ever have sex again for the rest of your life though.
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http://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=48644#p716807

since I'm in love with my ebike, is there a way to, well, you know, do it, in a satisfying way?
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http://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=52930#p786679

23skidoo said:
for women in engineering, the odds are good, but the goods are odd.
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http://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=52930#p788523
 
Toorbough ULL-Zeveigh said:
no you hit exactly the write note.
i'm not offended, more like WTF????!?


gerrydesign said:
I just had my 1st ebike initiation last night and literally, my first press on the throttle I thought I was going to do a willie. :)
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http://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=26500&p=421883#p421883
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That's the new version of ebike grin!
 
full-throttle said:
the other morning a girly looking dude in tight clothes rear ended me after staring at my ass intensely for 10 minutes. Then even asked for my number...
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They ask for the number, but those one-night-stands never call...

http://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=51599#p764354
 
I got a chuckle out of Fechter's response to one Kingfish's salutations:

fechter said:
Kingfish said:
I sense the gerbils are turning...
Giddy-up lil' fellers,
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In San Francisco, that has a completely different meaning :shock:
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Nanoha said:
They cannot add a CA tap as it doesn't use a c*nt to measure current.
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I could make so many jokes about this but it's probably best I make none at all :lol:

(* censored for the easily offended)
 
bowlofsalad » Fri Aug 09, 2013 9:35 pm
Nature is a slut, and life is an orgy in slow motion.
 
Subject: Forgot my helmet today

Ykick said:
Two wheeled transportation is akin to flying. While we may roll along only a few feet above ground it's probably best to treat it as a pilot - pre-flight checklist and walkaround inspection of the vehicle.

Simply good habits to practice with absolutely no downside!
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http://www.endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=49212&p=786511#p786504

ejonesss said:
you mean powerbear is bad?

Ypedal said:
that was not the obvious point being made here...

the seller is not a reputable or suitable vendor, it took over a month to get a sample shipment for review and what was delivered for that review fell far short of the claims, and then the vendor never even bothered to follow up.. and you would seriously entertain buying form him ?... that .. was the point.
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Dennis (dnmun) cracked a good one in this thread:

http://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=53051


postby fizzit » Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:25 am
I don't think that you create enough pointless threads...


postby dnmun » Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:26 am
yep, not enuff threads. we don't have one on the bowel movements yet.

LOL I got a good chuckle out of that one. :mrgreen:
 
From hot rodded 9C motor?

dogman said:
Often as not, they are repairable once melted, so long as flames didn't shoot out the vent holes.
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I love that imagery, flames shooting out of vented hub motors as yer climbing steep hills - what a hoot! :twisted:

Thanks for that, KF
 
Toorbough ULL-Zeveigh said:
no you hit exactly the write note.
i'm not offended, more like WTF????!?


gerrydesign said:
I just had my 1st ebike initiation last night and literally, my first press on the throttle I thought I was going to do a willie. :)
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http://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=31&t=26500&p=421883#p421883

bilabonic said:
Jeez mate, thet is Huge !!
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http://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=50860#p754962

vax said:
The idea is pretty much same as for Stealth Bikes - rugged monocock
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http://endless-sphere.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=37628&p=547807
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The penis obsessed. :mrgreen:
 
Mob of bikers surround SUV and get run over in NYC
HAROX said:
...gotta eat gotta freak gotta take me some 'caine, and beat my chillun for standin out in the rain, gotta hump the bitch for awhile fore i throw down my bike for a little gangsta style, my daddy seize i could work at the church but i don got time to work for the jerks gotta hump gotta dump gotta snort some blue fore i make it to the street an run ova you cuz i'm a biz fammlee man with a stick up my ass gonna run with the thugs and bum some gas, gotta eat gotta freak gotta take me some 'cane then beat my chillun for standin in the rain...

anybody gotta dirt bike i can borrow?
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