My brothers, today I want to talk to you about something dear to me. This isn't going to be easy for me to say, Because I'm going to have to open my heart for all to see, and to do so means I'll have to drop my shields and be defenseless. Some of you may not like some of the things I'm about the say. Afterwards if you feel the need to hit me, I'll not fight back. Here goes, and I'll try to keep this as short as possible.
We Stealth owners all share a common bond. Love of our brand, Stealth bikes. There's no secrets here about Stealth bikes, we all share the same knowledge, so when I say this you'll know first hand I'm speaking the truth.
This one thread out of the entire internet is our only safe haven in the virtual world. In the outer world we're not loved. We're not loved at all !. Go on any other forum and try to have an honest discussion about the virtues of Stealth's and you'll be lucky to get three posts, before some jackass starts attacking your bike, because it's too fast, or it's too heavy, or it's to expensive, or it's only got a throttle, it's not an eBike, it's a motorcycle. And dozens of other whinny ass complaints.
Any what's our bike's only fault? It's that they're too good. Let's be real here. Compared to a normal production eBike, a Stealth is like a god. The second best production bike, maybe a Stromer, compares better to a Walmart izip than our bikes. A Stromer racing through a turn would be passed my any of us, while cruising with one hand, eating a cheese sandwich. That's why they hate us. Our bike are just flat so superior there's nothing anyone can say.
So it's understandable why whoever the op of this thread was, came to es, and started a Stealth thread to be populated by only like minded Stealth owners where we can share talk about our bikes, and not have to be concerned about jerk a-holes attacking us. Where else in the virtual world could he go? If you doubt what I'm saying try it for yourself, but I think you already know. I had a guy tell me that my bike is too heavy to be pedaled. He boldly asserted that Bombers are far too heavy to ever be pedaled in any way, other than for show. He shut the F up after I informed him my frickin bike has a thousand dollar, 9 speed pedal gearbox, and I wish he'd have told me all this before I pedaled it 17 miles one day on 0.57 ah. After that it was crickets.
So I totally understand why you like to post here in this thread on es in our own little safe haven. I've only been here for about a year and a half, and in that time there's been several attempts where dicks dared come on our thread for the sole purpose of ragging on our bikes, but that chit doesn't fly here. We don't have to brag about our bikes, we know what we have. Our bikes are for real, the greatest production eBikes ever made.
So please take this in the nicest way. You guys are totally blowing it. Now it's time you moved on. This is our foster home, but now big daddy, I think his name is John? He's finally built the Stealth brand to legendary status, and seen fit to go to great trouble to build us our very own home. And you're all ignoring it. It's where we belong, our home. Come to it, please. Rix started a thread there exactly like this one. Now the only people on it are me and him. This how it's going so far. I say, it's sure lonely in here. and then a week later he says, yep. And two weeks later is say, still quiet. And then 18 days later he says, sure is. LOL.
It's up to all of you to came and support our new home. Our own safe place in the virtual world where we aren't limited to one little thread, we have full run of the whole house, and it's all ours. Sure it's great to be able to come here to es any time for highly technical information that's beyond our skill level, don't fool yourself into thinking this site is any friendlier to us once you go off this one thread.
I'll be honest with you, I may not be allowed here much longer, because I've strayed off this thread to deal with something I feel strongly about that has nothing what so ever to do with Stealth, but some jackass attacked me personally, and I'm fixing to go screaming purple fricking ape on his ass, and a bunch of shill mother F ers. I could get myself banned.
So yes, I agree the es forum is the number one forum for electric vehicle knowledge, but don't fool yourself into thinking anyone here actually loves us any more than any other eBike forum. On most other eBike forums the hate is driven by plain old jealously. Here on es at large, but not this thread, it's driven by the nature of a huge number of know it all, arrogant, engineering pencil dicked geeky types, that have no special love for us. It's time you come home.
You know where I'll be. Please come and join me and Rix so we won't be so lonely.