Electric Bike(selling/commuting) reality show

Want to what?

Watch? if so, where? when? what is it? play? movie? theater show? broadcast tv? internet?

Make one? details?


Also, please don't yell.
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Anybody wants to pay me big bucks to film the boring as hell shit I do, I'm in.

Likely my real life is at least as uninteresting as honey boo boo's.
 
I think an E-bike reality show would get great ratings as long as it contained plenty of infidelity, treachery, substance abuse, marriage counseling, sex changes and the usual reality show fare.
Seriously, a show similar to Motorweek, but focused on electric powered vehicles, could be successful.
It seems like PBS would be interested in a show like that.
 
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I'm thinking more like 'Top Gear.' Fires, gotta have lipo fires. Maybe a controller or motor or two. While riding at night of course.

Then there's things like:

So we had a competition to build two story ebikes where the upstairs is a camper. . . .

And the favorite:

We're taping the throttle on all the way and letting the bikes go over the cliff to see which one can make it closest to the bottom. . . .

Let's not forget the Playboy Centerfold ebike show.

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(Dude, you can tell me, I can bring it to life. And cast some pretty awesome Hollywood type guy to play 'YOU.' The guy whose bike goes farther down the cliff than anyone else's, so he gets to say "Yep, there's nothing quite like an ebike.")

So the real fun of the two story sleeper ebike is that they spend the night sleeping upstairs, held up only by a kickstand. Just don't go rolling ov. . . .

Maybe we'll line them up like dominoes. You'll watch my show. You'll ALL watch. You KNOW you'll watch. . . .

And marvel as America embraces LiPO fire.

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Jerry Garcia said:
"I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves."
 
Looks like just about any bike locked up at a bus stop or unmonitored transit bike rack. Dunno why but some people seem to hate bikes so much they destroy them when they run across them like that. Worse since they do it in plain view of everyone passing by on sidewalk and street, in broad daylight, and probably with other people at the bus stop wiating for a bus...and no one does anything about it.


Of course, I can't figure out why anyone would leave their bike there like that, if they cared about it at all (be better off to just leave it without a lock..then at least it would just be stolen and not stomped on until it was totally useless for anything at all).

(I'm sure they leave it there when they need to catch the bus but the 2-bike rack on it is full, and "can't" wait for the next one....)
 
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