The Ebiker Joke thread...

[LockH]

Hehe... Front page pic on a local "commuter paper" two daze ago. Demonstrating how millions travel "Sardine Style" most daze, exhibiting watt Doctors refer to as Boredumb-itis. Symptoms include 1) staring off in the distance... 2) near complete inactivity (see "catatonia")... 3) EXTREME boredumb...4) early "brain death"...

Alternative? Locally, for about HALF the cost of a monthly pass for pubic transportation, can finance purchase of one new "ebike" where monthly loan payments are about HALF (have I mentioned HALF the price yet?).

... and features stuff like no more "last mile"... always a seat... "Health Club" dues included (pedal as much or as little as you like!)... usually get the "best parking spot" (closest to the entrance doors)... (list goes on)...

OR, Boredumb-itis. The future is yours.

EDIT: PS... Sorry as always, if my spellchecker mis-spelled the word "public".

EDIT (again...) Can you spot the one grrrl looking for imminent escape?

 

[DrkAngel]

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... Theft Deterrent Ideas

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[LockH]

^^ Hehe...

... and nobuddy's embarrassed, correct?:
Superman is Police pursue Joker thief Electric Bicycle Spiderman & Doctor Elsa Superhero funny
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:lol:

 

[LockH]

George Carlin - What would happen if we didn't have electricity
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[C]omments include: "Shit out of luck and jolly well frocked." what a quote

"So let's get back to suicide, which now seems like a reasonable alternative." One of a thousand of his great, for lack of a better definition, "punchlines." Genius.

 

[2WheelsMovesTheSoul]

 

[LockH]

^^ Ooops...

 

[LockH]

Seen on a site from Australia...

Electric Bike Bicycle Stunning eBike Sydney VOLT Mid Drive
$1,599.00
Sydney
Bikes in the photos are all available for purchase at

www.voltbike.com.au

From $1599

(Fine PrintPLEASE don't touch those two wire thingees... can shock... and STUN.

 

[LockH]

 

[LockH]

#MeTwo

Wish I'd taken a pic of USA Senator Al Franken with his hands on my ebike...

 

[Buk___]

What motor & battery do I need for the first part of this ride?

 

[LockH]

^^ HA. LOVE gravity. :wink:

Shop for electric bicycle on Giggle



Watt... You believe watt you see on the WWW??? :lol:

 

[LockH]

Hehe... Folks watt "don't know watt time it is" using pubic transit.

(As always, sorry for any "typos"...)

PS... :lol:

 

[LockH]

(Police on a bike "You paid HOW MUCH?" (for the Lamborghini Huracán. Big Hint... over US$320,000)
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[LockH]

The Mayor of New York City seen in this years Halloween costume...

 

[LockH]

Work-in-progress (needs more drink-holders...)

 

[beast775]

Watt,did someone say ch ez loun ge.

 

[LockH]

Watt,did someone say ch ez loun ge.

Hehe... I *believe* it has a an electric assist. So technically it's termed a Chase Lounge...

EDIT: Unless she's really quick and then "all bets are off".

 

[LockH]

 

[LockH]

Yes. You too can now "dress funny" to look like a REAL cyclist!

https://www.aerotechdesigns.com/

 

[LockH]

 

[LockH]

(Vid posted to YT on Feb 3, 2017. Currently, (Giggle Convert) "19990 INR Indian Rupees = about $315 US Dollars"...)
ELECTRIC SCOOTER Launched at ₹１９９９０ India | Hero Flash
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[LockH]

Have been unable to find (so far) the degree of dog theft (dogs stealing bikes) anywhere...

Poodle steals scooter from unsuspecting toddler
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[LockH]

Now you can "pedal like crazy" and not actually get anywhere! ... crazy... :lol:

 

[LockH]

 

[LockH]

Anybuddy wanna click on this link?

Currie Electric Bikes
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