The Ebiker Joke thread...

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Seen in recent newz...‘Enough is enough’: Students across US stage walkout against car violence

 

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WPRI-TV, VHF digital channel 13 (virtual channel 12), is a CBS-affiliated television station licensed to Providence, Rhode Island, United States.

Pacifier holders, electric wagons among recalls due to injury hazards:
http://wpri.com/2018/03/16/pacifier-holders-electric-wagons-among-recalls-due-to-injury-hazards/

Includes:

ELECTRIC WAGONS MADE BY RADIO FLYER are being recalled because improper wiring can activate the wagon’s motor unintentionally, posing an injury hazard. About 5,000 were sold at Toys ‘R’ Us, toysrus.com and RadioFlyer.com between August 2017 and January 2018.

The wagons move under their own power when force is applied to their electric handles, and include removable canopies and seatbelts. The company has received two reports of the wagon’s motor activating unintentionally, but no injuries have been reported to date.

Only wagons with model number 3912/3912A are included in this recall.

Consumers should stop using the recalled wagons and contact Radio Flyer for a full refund at (800) 621-7613 from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Central time Monday through Friday, or apply online for a refund through the company’s website.

So. The limited-edition ES-modified Super-Duper (TM) high speed wagons are "good to go". [Whew]

 

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Hehe... Stuff watt you see in local media ("newspaper") watt you don't care about much riding with assist. :lol:

There's a TTC subway closure this weekend - blogTO

 

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When in doubt... always sell to dummies (Seen in local "rag"/newspaper):

(One dummy asks... "Hard to pedal?")

 

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Hehe... Currently on YouTube... "About 399,000 results"... for the term "morning commute"... :lol:
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=morning+commute

 

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Hehe... The stuff watt swamps the brain of the EA folks (Ebike Addicted)... Ad in current papers:

Oh Goody. Needs a chain guard... Must swap cutting chain to bike chain... Need a DC-AC converter to bump 48VDC to 120VAC... friction drive? (On sale right now for only $69 (Beaver Bucks... plus HST...) Hmmm...

 

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Hehe... CL new hampshire > for sale > bicycles - by owner

MEN'S ELECTRIC BICYCLE BIKE - $850 (SOMERSWORTH):
https://nh.craigslist.org/bik/d/mens-electric-bicycle-bike/6540682133.html

Starts:

Have A Men's 26" 18 speed Front Suspension 36 volt 500 watts Electric Mountain Bicycle For Sale, Excellent Bike For Trails Or Cursing The Streets.

Wonder if laughing counts versus cursing... :lol:

 

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Hehe... the `Sphere is getting so vast. Saw something the other day... an ES Mod for the "Worlds Fastest Stairlift". Any links, anybuddy?

 

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Well there's something ya maybe don't see EVeryday... for the ebiker watt has "everything"...

CTSmart Universal Rubber Extension Gas Nozzle for Xiaomi Electric Scooter or Other Balance Cars - Black
http://www.volumerate.com/product/c...ic-scooter-or-other-balance-cars-black-488720

Right now, yours for only € 3.05 !

 

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We see your images of dockless bikeshare graveyards in China, and raise you these photos of 300,000 abandoned diseasal Volkswagens across the U.S.

 

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"when you spend 350$ on two tires and you want to show off"...

 

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Anybuddy recognize this "urban" location?

 

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(They say

Canadian Cycling Magazine is a national cycling publication...

MAMIL documentary reviewed: ‘We know we look bloody stupid’
("Confessions by middle-age men in Lycra"):
https://cyclingmagazine.ca/sections/gear-reviews/booksdvds/mamil-film-review/

 

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Tourists visiting Toronto can see those crazy Canadians and their fancy parking jobs...

 

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Hehe... an idea posted to YT almost three years ago watt appears to be spreading around the world...

Flowers planted in Hamtramck potholes
[youtube]Y3-NTu_r4DI[/youtube]

 

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Turns out, there may be an "up side" to diseasal-powered buses...

... and BTW, current Giggle Search:

About 7,920 results (0.50 seconds)

Including results for diseasel

 

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(Seen in local newz...)

Kona brings the Idiot Factor
(New Hyundai offering has the Wrong Stuff to "lead" segment)

Oddly, pic not surrounded with buildings and crumbling "infrastructure"? (but "Road Tested"...)

... and of course local media gets it all wrong:
https://www.thestar.com/autos/opinion/2018/03/30/hyundai-kona-rises-to-the-top-of-its-class.html

 

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Splashed all over the medias... stuff like Where Users' Facebook Data May Have Been Compromised

Starts:

In a blog post, Facebook has disclosed that it believes the data of up to 87 million people was improperly shared with political consultancy Cambridge Analytica, far more than previously believed.

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