The Ebiker Joke thread...

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WOW...

A BMW electric bike for $450 Cdn.??? I'll take two!

Oh. Really?? Never mind. Thank the gawds I didn't pick up one of those new electric Mercedes...

 

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(""Traffic Jam" seen on the right.")

 

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9 of the best hybrid bikes — urban transporters and weekend countryside explorers - that AREN'T ELECTRIC!
http://road.cc/content/buyers-guide...ransporters-and-weekend-countryside-explorers

[Gasp!]

 

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It's just a loaner Officers... honest!

 

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Hehe... Old Ebiker "on a roll"...

lock hughes electric bicycle
Giggle Search: About 169,000 results (0.65 seconds)

 

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Hehe... Scooteretti is North America's #1 destination for electric bikes & e-bike accessories.

Lost track of how many "#1 destinations" there are now... :lol:

 

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Electric Bike Buying Guide:
https://www.walmart.ca/en/kc/electric-bike-buying-guide/KC1418908186000


:lol:

 

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Hehe... Wanna buy a bike "cheap"? Plastered all over the news...

Beijing orders almost 1 million unused bicycles off city roads

:lol:

 

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(They say

To be your on-line resource for all cycling matters.
To deliver news as it breaks about anything pedal powered.
To provide thorough and honest reviews on bikes and kit.

13 of the best exotic Italian road bikes that you actually pedal!
("How to make electric bikes "look cheap to buy"):
http://road.cc/content/feature/222021-13-best-exotic-italian-road-bikes

 

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19 of the best 2018 gravel & adventure bikes — super-versatile bikes that are at home on lanes, potholed streets and dirt roads watt you actually have to pedal (!)
("Want to ride just about anywhere? Gravel and adventure bikes are the type of bike that you need if you find a place with no pavement (!)"
http://road.cc/content/buyers-guide...re-bikes-super-versatile-bikes-are-home-lanes

NO pavement??? Shocking! (said one 21st-century urban guy...)

 

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F'ing Amazing!

Shop for electric bicycle on Giggle

 

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From Vancouver in Canada...

This Time Of Year

posted June 17th, 2018 at 10:30 AM
Everyone drives to car-free day

https://www.straight.com/confessions/1806/time-year

:lol:

 

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Pope Francis tells oil bosses world must ride electric bicycles!

 

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I hate your e-bike:
https://pvcycling.wordpress.com/2018/03/17/i-hate-your-e-bike/

Starts:

Yep, I said it. I hate your e-bike. I would love to take it out behind the shed and shoot it, dismember it, and throw all the parts into a customized, one-off, e-bike shredder. Do you know how happy it would make me to hear the sound of that lithium battery getting ground into a million little pieces?

Real happy. Real, real happy.

My wife and I were on the S&M bike path yesterday morning. It was about 8:00 AM and bitterly, bitterly cold for Los Angeles, probably 54 or maybe even 55 bone-freezing degrees. As we approached Admiralty, a really happy, helmetless, zippily commuting dude whizzed past. It was galling as I glared at his fat rear hub.

 

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[Josh K.]

Ride to Work, Work to Ride...

 

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^^ Hehe...

In current newz... NDP’s cap on premium increases leaves auto insurers in 'crisis': industry
("The insurance industry says some Albertans could end up without car insurance and some companies may pull out of the province because of the NDP government’s cap on premium increases.")

Alberta Ebike riders chuckle all the way to the bank. And back...

 

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When you can't find any electrical outlets, might be able to use one of these. (probably not...):
Charging station
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charging_station

 

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