The Ebiker Joke thread...

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HeyBuddy. You honk?




Early inkling of how adding battery plus added `lectric-powered motor makes one or more wheeled vehicle wheel spin/revolve faster. I guess.
 
My other bicycle is electric!(... mit der Kern unterstützen. Ja!)
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Search found 120 matches: +knot

... watt some part of yer body has in or somewhere, twisted in a, watt stuff mysteriously does on itself, etc. Somewhere down the list a knot/two that DO work.

In true ES tradition, DIY Instructables! (Sorry, small "i".)
http://www.instructables.com/id/Knots/




(They let those nasty hot ebikers DO THAT???)
 
Filed under "Reasons NOT to Like"... My Uncle is a car saleman!" (Insert big sad eyes here.)
 
Starting about 25:33... about ebikers in the war in "the Middle East". (Not exactly)
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Ebikers there to protect their electrons. (Or something.) Ho Hum. Another year, another invasion.
 
News from American fiends (?): BIRMINGHAM – An Alabama federal judge could avoid prosecution on a battery charge that was filed after his wife called police.


"I KNOW I left him my bettery charger, said distraught ebiker/rebel/grrrl tart."




(Sorry, meant "tank" - but she doesn't appreciate that accolade much.)
 
Borderline news:

Bodies Revealed (the Exhibit, Niagara Falls)

Come see the human body in awe-inspiring ways - Limited Time Only in Niagara Falls, ON

Only Ebiker bodies were used for this "coming out of hibnation" (Or ex-hibition. Something like that.)!
 
File this maybe under "Stuff that gets Ebiker "Hot" (SEH)...

"Fab by Example – MIT's Vision of the 3D Creation Future"

http://www.3dprinterworld.com/article/fab-example-mits-vision-3d-creation-future

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SOUTHWEST FLORIDA - We have a follow-up to a WINK News investigation on military surplus e-bikes equipment being transferred to police officers.











(Sorry. Coming across that item "after the fact". But heard place was mobbed.)








Agencies get them at a fraction of the price, so be good (I know, it's hard) and sure to dress "official" next time.
 
SOU... (Dup deleted, sorry.)
 
This ain't the "Old Tech" baby, it's the New Tech Baby. LOOKS like (insert name here eg "Vespa", etc.) that familiar *old* tech, but doesn't fart (precious solar - fossils) and puke poison (burnt and spilt "fuel" and "additives") and... (a lot of "other stuff" said re ownership and use).

EVer.

(Note, "a lot of "other stuff" words written, not actually listed.)


(EndOfRantO-Mobile)

So. rude to post that re ebikes in another online forum? (... "fart" and "puke" related to the odoriferous (vehicle, not the operator necessarily) great thundering herd of urban calamity (sp? Sorry, meant "humanity" here). And of course... shouldn't start on other stuff wasted and damaged and lost.

Anyway. Though chucking into this thread might cause some to... errr... chuckle.


Or not. Never mind.































So. Fart and puke much?
 
In local newz, "Jane-Finch Residents Rally Against Immigrant Detentions".

In part:
"Last week, Canada Border Services Agency collaborated with the provincial Ministry of Transportation and the Ontario Provincial Police to stop individuals in northwest Toronto under the guise of a “commercial vehicle safety blitz.” Police reportedly stopped people in their cars and on the street, and demanded identification and immigration papers—most of the detained were Spanish-speaking workers from Latin America."



Yay. EVerybuddy lock up sumbuddy!

Oh? Already been done? Oh yeah, sorry. US at Ellis Island, Etc.etc.etc. Guess naught (sp?) EVerbuddy like a good bit of piracy. Raiding. Pillaging. and so on... the usual.

and "One was packing. One of those nasty rebel ebikery thingees." spoke up one young champ. "And stuff."

Officials suspected others as well.


Lots o'folks fought off new visitors and technology etc. Maybe since Day One (whenEVer).
 
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("No ebikes were harmed in sad situation." Concerned passing cyclist said as motored by.)
 
In the rumour mill, remake movie "Rebels WITH a Cause".

Seen currently shooting in downtown slice of life. Hmmm... lessee:
Rebelliousness, [Check]
American, [On the list near head table.]
Restless, [not any more, we're not. (Commute times shortened, ergo *more* time to rest.)]
Misunderstood, [yah. Tell me about it.]
Middle-class (Hey. Sorry `bout that. Ermmm... I guess.
Youth. (Oh goodie. Lets Play! Yippee! ("Hang on, gotta get my stroller."))

Yah, this time script full of folks "riding bettery-electrically".

Edit: From review,"faces a new school environment." Hehe... On personal note, I went to 12 different schools (before escaping parental home at 17yo). Lived in 15 diff. houses as youth also (`fore movin' on yet *again*. Just getting started.) So, sorta/kinda an *expert* traveller/"stranger" through many "diff. flavored" mostly NA/EU cultural environments Lottsa stuff "mixed up" w/diff. views re life.
 
("How does `e see with those glasses?........... ->




Ain't stuff all fuzzy???)
 
(Conversations overheard in tourist rickshaw:)

"Pass the cheezes honey-bunch grrrrrrl. Please Lady?"





(Richshaw (sp?) pulled by another Grrrrrl (sorry. Lady) astride a kick batt electriffic moded Victorian pedal two wheeled machine w/funky conversation kit w/electric motor, bettery packs, etc (kit-in-a-box from PEP/Phoenix, so plenty of drink holders, etc.))










("OK. You too.")
 
Entry in ES Dictionary:
Brainplant - (N.) Watt happens when "light comes on" mentally. (Not to be confused with expression "brain fart".)

(Alternatively)
... ermmm... just say "messy accident".

Also:






















to be continued. Sorry. Had a brain fart.
 
In ES Newz, "Thailand totters towards waste crisis"... watt might sound familiar to those by THE Thames River back `ome... Search YeeHaw (Sorry. Meant "Yahoo".) for term "Thames River History Sewage".


... dealing re: waste produced in part by antique pedal-only two/three-wheeled operator food (fuel) consumption and waste, "back in the day".














(ED: Sorry to lapse into Colonial-Speak bit.)
 
Hehe... Maybe file under "Stuff that makes Ebiker dude chuckle"... Online [C]ommenting on local newspaper site re article "Ebikes give you that smug downtown-Toronto feeling … but are maybe not so hip":
http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/0...owntown-toronto-feeling-but-maybe-not-so-hip/

Posted messages of... concern re "ebikes", not so many "Thumbs Up", looks like currently (Article posted: Aug 30 12:39 AM ET/barely 2 daze ago.)






OTOH, Thumbs (way) UP for those nasty rebel crowd of "ebiking" rabble. (Let them eat cake, or something.)













sneaky bunch
 
Currently, on Alt. Planet ES, message thread "Why General Motors..." 94 Views by suspects. (I guess you are.) OTOH, thread "The $10 Million Beer Cooler Everyone Wants" in "Australian Lead" at 100... views.











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Go Beer
 
Ebikers "Rapunzel, Rapunzel" thingee:
{sensored. Sorry `bout that.)
For those who are wondering why Rapunzel didn't freak out about seeing talking ebikes and ponies, here are two reasons.

1) On cutting room floor, eating bits of ponies. (Own recipe. Tenderized. Other "Disney Princesses" jealous re meat patties.)








(Was 2nd reason. But now recovering sorta... so will not post pics etc. here. Babies too nervous re ebiker scenes and horse-LESS travelling EVents. The horror. The horror. Nightmarish for my "Little Ponies" EVerywhere.)






ED: Butt I digress...
 
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