World Ebike Jousting Federation formation announcement.

[cycleops612]

Contestants are sought for tournaments wherever there are suckers to watch our cheesy and brutal pageants (everywhere).

I of course, will be king, and my decisions from the royal box will be final (and I do mean final).

Does anyone know where I can buy jousting sticks and/or find virgin damsels to surround me?

 

[Dauntless]

 

[amberwolf]

Does anyone know where I can buy jousting sticks

You might talk to your local SCA chapter, which should be the Barony of Rowany, part of the Kingdom of Lochac,
http://rowany.lochac.sca.org/
or if y'all have Renaissance Festivals down there and one comes to your area, ask them where they have theirs made.

 

[cycleops612]

I got a laugh out of my local motor cycle taxi riders in bangkok (they pillion/double you) on occasions when i was transporting anything pole like.

I would ask them in mime which of their opposition coming the other way they wanted skewered.

 

[Dauntless]

Does anyone know where I can buy jousting sticks and/or find virgin damsels to surround me?

Forgot to mention: Where they get them in racing is they hand them umbrellas.

http://www.umbrellagirlsusa.com

 

[cycleops612]

Does anyone know where I can buy jousting sticks and/or find virgin damsels to surround me?

Forgot to mention: Where they get them in racing is they hand them umbrellas.

http://www.umbrellagirlsusa.com

Are you sure they are wearing chastity belts? Some new kevlar thing maybe?

 

[liveforphysics]

... and/or find virgin damsels to surround me?

This would be a curse only a fool would wish upon themselves.

It would be less of a burden in your life to have a jousting pole lanced through you.