SHIMANO's "Coasting" system: BikiniBabes and a BlueSuede, p2

Reid Welch

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http://www.coasting.com/

Go to the glossy web page.
Select any of the ten or so makes that feature Shimano's drop-in "Coasting" automatically shifting three speed system?

"Click to see this bike"

Uh oh! It appears now to be absent from nearly all the makes promised,
other than China's giant, Giant. And there are a couple of lesser-known makes that offer Coasting.

But. Trek? They seem to have quietly dropped the LIME from their series of very good bikes.

I'll amplify on this matter in a post to come, with pictures of a well-set-up LIME LITE,
and also, the new, yet to be unboxed, GIANT Suede, Shimano-Coasting cruiser.

The Lime rides so well and is so "gadget-cool" and fun to ride and handsome.
Let's see how it stacks up next to the blue, GIANT Suede Shimano-Coasting version?

I now know why these bikes have been a drug on the market:
two reasons. To be continued, explained, lamented-over.

ADDENDUM
of Monday, about one AM, as I review what I've written:
WHY are these bikes failing? It's the Shimano system that is at the heart of every one of them.
BUT, THE BIKES DON'T SELL. LBSs tell me so. THEY want to sell bikes that SELL and stay sold.
SO, even here in Florida, the Coasting lines of bikes are dying. WHY? To be answered later;
but, SURPRISE: COASTING technology is EXCELLENT and such fun! So why are these bikes dying,
dusty, on the shop floors, or in stacks of boxes in the distribution warehouses?


Such a handsome bike at as the LIME did not, nor does not deserve to die.
It's too cool to be discontinued! Really!

:|
Closeout prices for both the GIANT and the TREK shimano "Coasting" bikes seem to be the order of the day:
move 'em out. Forget them.
They will be very neat collectables in years to come.
And they are both good bikes for flatland runs to the store, for five and ten mile rides.
No muss, no fuss; you can ride wearing baggy long pants: the chain, as is properly done, is nearly all enclosed.

Let me get a picture up here of my LIME LITE, now fitted with Planet Bike fenders and with Hank 2.2" wide slicks;
the blue Suede remains in its box...for a day or so longer. But, oh, how I like the LIME! I think some of you would too!

Let's get those few pictures taken now, bad lighting notwithstanding,
and post 'em up via photobucket, now:
 
These pictures, just made, are clickable thumbnails.
The lighting is very poor, pre-dawn, in the house.

The LIME#2 (#1 got smashed by a WOMAN DRIVER) has been retrofitted with sweet riding regular HANK slicks,
and de-glossed Planet bike fenders, and a pair of blinkies, and a Cateye wireless cyclometer.
It does not rattle or bump. Oh, and that's a ThudBuster under the OEM leather saddle.

The Suede may come out of its box later today. I wonder if it is geared just the same as the Lime?
Must count rear sprocket teeth.

CLICKABLE for big, :x grainy pictures
oh, yes, the LIME's stem is reversed
intentionally by self, for more "set back":
I can work my lats, and, DIG better into the pedals.








NB: my images are almost never on the E.S. server. They are "no cost" to E.S.
I tend to use free and forever, Photobucket.
Pictures are often edited/cropped using Google's free Picasa program.
It's all very simple!
 
Looks like some great deals on some great bikes :) I would happily ride either of them for short trips around town.
 
liveforphysics said:
Looks like some great deals on some great bikes :) I would happily ride either of them for short trips around town.
Thank you! You will, in a virtual way,
ride round on one of these two bikes, ere long.

YOU KNOW, I live a precarious life of ups and downs: mental minor depressions,
and physical, real, I-don't-know-what-for, but-I-do: SLE.

You and KiM both have saved me from blues, many a time.
I thank you! So,
I give you a really good (was) old bicycle; a spare bike of quality,
as a token of the esteem that this Writer holds for his favorite Mr. Fizzicist
! :)
[youtube]IKZgsoaC0JE[/youtube]
Dylan williams, jumping a 100 year old bike!



addendum: listen to that song? EVERYBODY should be a winner, making their fame...

So, by the finish of this thread, there will be NO losers, period!
But, along the way of these two or three pages to come: razzzzberries! :lol: :lol: of FUN!
 
It comes complete with a a "pogo stick" seatpost shock damper ANnnnnd an "MP3 player case"

Knowing Ernie, who is a septu...september childe, we (I) suspect that MP3 case will never hold an iPod;

instead it will cache iodine and Band-Aids!

Easy to mount for an older male, or even a (dog forbid!), an old lady.
This Suede in Navy Blue to come, is, however, is their MENS' version. It is not a ladies' bike,
though....
CUT....do research, r.! It's not...
....it is certainly a "unisex" sort of frame; just a bit too big for the average female.
Obviously frame "sizes" vary for small and tall riders' needs, and how is a "step through" meaningfully measured,
anyway? Can answer that myself, later...it is late now at night, and am fagged (meant in the tired-out way).


Now, I like the navy blue. I don't care so much for the semi-step through frame's "looks";
for its offers only "geezer" styling--one more reason for this GIANT Coasting bike to fail to excite the market.

TREK did a much better job with the LIME styling (the mens' version).
Buuuuut... both are... (my favourite new British-ism)...

...BOTH ARE..."fail bread".
Delicious to consider, but-never-rose in the pan, sloppy, wet, icky, FAIL BREAD.
~~~~~~~~~~
So, get your ELECTRIC BLUE 2008 GIANT ULTRA MODERN FAKE SUEDE EDSEL to-day, while stocks last! :p
Happy moo-toring!
Can you push a button, honey? If so, you can open the seat of a Trek LIME,
you know, for to put your dainty things...that time of the month, you know? Under the seat...
...Ellen Degenerate in her YT video smegment, managed it...push here? That's it! Good girl!

[youtube]y3WkKAbt9F8[/youtube]
"...a new idea that puts shifting where it belongs!"
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$340 bucks, or maybe a bit more if you don't duck dealer sick (I spoonerize for comedy) :lol: :lol: :lol:


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_____editos from me are like Fritos: corny but necessary for dips: "its" not "is',
and italicize "moo..."....and ranch dip dressing is delicious for Fritos.
No joke, that. Or salsa...your choice. I mean, it's your dip money. Avoid...TACOS, at any rate

of speed. :D
 
Like I have said elsewhere, I like to break my thread-buildings into little hunks of chomit.

QUIZ TIME: Why, do the experts most think, that the Edsel flopped, the greatest marketing disaster in history?

A: BEECAUSE men buy cars, mostly, and that car is not a phallic symbol.
Its front end looks like a pussy, and I don't mean....

you know, cats, I don't mean...FELIX.

:wink:

BEAR IN MIND THIS LESSON: even "gay" guys want a "masculine" looking bike.
BUT, what about the young jock who has suffered a knee injury or busted leg,

or, what about the aging man with bad knees or hip pains: SELL them on a LIME
or SUEDE with a step-through frame. The semi-step through IS FOR THERAPY,

or for
"I got this bike to ride to my G/F's house, not to share-ride it with Miss Gulch.

I just hop on, and GO...but...my knee is ruined for the next six months,
so this step-through is not for picking up chicks,
dudes; I already have a mate! It gets me to my girlfriend's house pronto,
no gas pump pains; Just...pasta dinner and...more...awaits!"


Note to self: stop off along way, buy jar of spaghetti sauce
and some anti-white-whine, maybe...or...beer!
:wink:


_________
_________
Dept. of Fourth Gear:
Cyclists of the future, do you like high tech? :wink:
Here, a free to read book, up to date:
A BICYCLE ERGOMETER WITH AN ELECTRIC BRAKE, 1912
DISCARDED BY PHYSICS RESEARCH LABORATORY
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Honey, I was reading while biking...absent mindedly...I forgot the sauce. :(
Oh, I'm just no good at cooking...or am I?

____________________
 
Just woke up again. Whuzzup, my...whatever the fluck you all are to me,
or, rather, whatever this weirdo-comic thread of ever-re-seaming, polyester means to you:
[youtube]jMs0J1UIaNM[/youtube]
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
to obtain the FULL effect, needs must have the ODORAMA scratch 'n sniff card.
Still available on eBay: originals: alllll of the sweet scents, all smells intact, still VICIOUS,
nasty!, after nearly thirty years!

[youtube]dC2wMw6WHQU[/youtube]
Francine Fishpaw is in a bad way, an alcoholic after her husband runs off with his secretary
and her children have ended up as deliquents. Her best friend, Cuddles, comes along to take Francine
to the Alcoholics Anonymous meeting via a little shopping detour.
Francine begins to feel decidely unwell!
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OH YES, must not digress!

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The COASTING system of Shimano,
SOLD DOWN THE RIVER to various big-name bike companies.
It seemed like such a great concept-idea, sure fire!
But...marketing, inept, imo, ruined any chance that WONDERFUL Coasting promised to deliver;
they sold the click-els (ratchets' sounds) and not the steak sauce.

Again, no matter who you hire, your PR department must be your KWYADAWYADI department
(see reid's entry to the online dictionary).

They meant so well.


Life is not fair!
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And of all the people to name it after: the son of Henry, Our Ford.
No disrespect distended, but Edsel Ford was too kind and gentle to live under his father's thumb.
He bled to death internally; gastric ulcer, around 1940. Old Henry lost his touchstone, sank into senescence and died.

This Coasting-marketing Apocalypse Now, will not kill, or even bruise Shimano, except in the nuts. Nutz!
And Trek, et al., were hurt by their ASS-ociation with Shimano...so well-meant, but, again.

WOULD YOU BUY A COASTING SYSTEM FROM THIS MAN? :twisted:
[youtube]Rt5Js4YR9BU[/youtube]
It even sounds like an Edsel; an Edsel with NO Super Spiral Lube in the rear end!
PS: it is a MAGNETO, a MAGNETO, a MAGNETO, not a "dynamo"!

The stupid Shimano USA people put a brand new, out of the box, Coasting bike (they quiet-down with a few miles of riding)
ON THE LOT with that clueless, geeky man, with a radio mic ON THE HUB, or so it seems...
and his LEGS and BLACK SOX....OMFG! grrrrrrr...whizzit...grrrr...clicket! Annnd...I...I..generally like mens' legs, I do! :lol:
Butt, here, noooooooooooooo!

GIVE ME BACK MY TONKA TOY DUMP TRUCK INSTEAD, nowwwww!

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Gorsh Mickey,
[youtube]VWrLnQ3pUko[/youtube]
I wonder if that Lime or Suede Coasting bikes is gonna fly outta their bike boxes now,
and take over the manual or ebike world by sturm?


THIS IS the GENERAL forum, WHERE JUST ABOUT ANYTHING WITHIN REASON MAY BE DISCUSSED.
THIS THREAD ALLOWS FOR no SHOUTING IN ALL CAPS. IT IS A GENERAL RULE, THAT. :eek:

Q: WHAT's UP WITH OUR SARGEANT MAJOR, if not with OUR GENERAL FLOP-in-his-pants?
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dedicated to the FORMER Product Manager of USA's Shimano Corporation :twisted:

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Now, where is my claw hammer, and those always-handy, Vise Grip pliers?
I want to put the blue Suede together tonight,
just so: with gentle ministrations:
[youtube]1WhdqlXFh6w[/youtube]

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This thread is deadicated to everyone with a broken bike or broken spirit.

SNIFF. You know, in Japan, they invent the most marvelous things.
The ladies there even crochet little doilies to cover interior door knobs, for the gentle touch...
they are not all Geisha girl whores, despite our impressions.

"Willie fell down the elevator.
Wasn't found till six days later.
At the funeral, all the neighbors sniffed,
"Gee whiz...
What a spoiled child Willie is!"

_________________________
"You fat chunk of cellulite!"
"Don't worry, Francine...."
"Let's celebrate my new freedom!"
"Take it easy on that sauce? You'll get another man."


addendum afterthought....it is general fact, but not universal in life, that great artists
and designers are, uh, not attuned to, you know...and like to, you know, to make and service straight things.
bananas? yes!

now, if you are still following this logic, take the fact that most 'homersixular' men do not think much about vaginas.

then, consider that you have the design team that made the Edsel's front grille treatment.

I bet there was not a single pansy on the team.
that car =does= indeed project like a giant, open....

I WAS NOT THERE, so I can only guess that something went very, very wrong at Ford:
"You! Mister Pantywaist! YOU are off the Edsel styling team!" :lol: :lol: :lol:



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only ten images are allowed on the E.S. server, despite that these images are NOT on the server,
only their lines of code, each as short as a written sentence, are on the E.S. server.

CLICK to enlarge severely.

OR would you rather I cut off my little finger?
CAN DO!







 


:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:




Have uploaded thousands and thousands of images to Photobucket.
It is time to pay the Piper! I I will (induce Ernie) do-so. WHY?

Because of their good marketing. They give SO MUCH free storage to so many good poor people, that we cannot imagine.
THEN, and only if, the user uploadeds THOUSANDS of images, to share with HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of people over Time,

only then does PB (((P.B.)) like my g'father, give PLENTY of warn time: "You have used ninety percent of your free hosting allotment..upgrade to "Pro" soon?"
That was WEEKS ago. Now I've finally reached the limit, with that last image.

I do not plan these things. PHOTOBUCKET now has my undying support and constant applause from here to eternity.

SHIMANO makes good bike parts for a very low price, this we know.
BUT their marketing and customer relations are both notoriously lacking.


E.S., The Egg and I, we can "Fix That" trouble with Shimano,
orrrrrr my name ain't FIBBER McGEE!
(and it isn't)


---

I can fix anything! Just click below, or go right here:

:idea: :arrow: http://www.archive.org/search.php?query=Fibber McGee
 
http://www.archive.org/details/FibberMcGeeandMolly1945

Trek, and Shimano,

I HAVE SPOKEN!

Fibber McReid


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

"...has patented a glue that won't stick to anything..."

"Well, what good would that be???"

"It teaches people...to not break things."


:wink:
 
I hope I'm not really upsetting anyone,
=me= dressing down Shimano and Trek, and that nice USA product manager of Shimano.
I am sorry but, the truth is often hilarious, and NO-ONE dies, not really!
Deviously_Deviant said:
Yes, the =seeming= fate of Coasting, and this-here thread,
both suck dirty old sox!

BUT (fake fife speakin' now), we is gonna make a viddyo tomorrow, maybe.
It will show Ernie riding the new Suede for the first time, ever.

Q: How many years since Ernie has been on ANY kind of bike?

A: LONG before, we think here, long before 1948! We do not lie (down and die).

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BUT, once you know how to ride a bike, you never fall off,
or my name ain't
barneyfife-1.jpg


(and it isn't)

:wink:
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This is to be a world class funny thread.

It has been brought to you by Asshat Reid,
at his fine..worst-est! His sox were not worsted wool!
He shrunk in the warsh!
 
[youtube]VWrLnQ3pUko[/youtube]
am in utter shock, just having gotten to 1:06 of the cartoon...Donald tangles with a mainspring.

I do not plan these things in advance or even know of the confluences to come:
[youtube]IeiKrLqfxps[/youtube] :|
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On the happy side, today (I mean in the daylight),
Ernie rides a bike for the first time in at least sixty one years.

It should make a good little video and be good promotion for COASTING.
You don't need to be an elder to see how GOOD is Shimano's COASTING concept.


)pardon the thread raise...that spring...that wretched spring repair job(

Mechanical things are both my best friends, and...worst enemies...though, rarely, the latter;
I tend to understand roundy-round things.

Regrets,
Donald Re-ID-uck
 
Takemehome said:
Deviously_Deviant said:
Yep, no bikini girls between rounds, it definitely sux. :lol:
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note well the black socks of the USA SHIMANO product promotion manager? :p

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IS THAT up not up to date enough =and courageous of them=, for you? IF NOT,
are =any= of you he-man guys up for a date with a, ahem..night...mare? :twisted: :twisted:
[youtube]fXdZ_HETRr4[/youtube]

yrs, always in the saddle,

Whinny the Pooh
 
While at the top (to not dominate the panel too terribly)

TODAY WE RIDE (and I don't mean your tender egos).

ERNIE MAY WELL RIDE THE NEW BLUE SUEDE COASTING AUTOMATIC SHIFT CRUISER.

IT WILL BE THE FIRST TIME FOR HIM TO BE ON A BICYCLE IN SIXTY ONE YEARS.

I WILL INSTALL IN THE VIDEO, AN IMAGE OF YOUNG ERNIE. HE WAS AN ATHLETE,
But not a cyclist, not since he was in knee pants. He was born in 1930.
Do the math? NOTHING like this has ever appeared in video, anywhere, at any time,
in all of bicycle history.

THINK

DO

MAKE THINGS WORK

MEN INVENT. WOMEN INVENT. MEN DARE. WOMEN DARE TO CRITICIZE,
and so, often suffer for their "righteousness", that men, all, feel that they, only
have a stake to drive home. Stake? Steak! "SELL THE SIZZLE", Trek, Giant, Shimano.

And, men, give her a bear hug? She is your maker, after all.
 
Today was not a very good day, but...

I took Ernie's new Suede Coasting bike for a quarter mile test ride.
It is amazing. It is bone stock; have yet to fit the reflectors and ding-bell, supplied.

It WORKS right out of the box. Those images show how simple it is to put together.
You need only a ten mm and a six mm of Allen wrenches and a thin-ish 15mm open end,
to spin and snug-on the pedals, which are the standard left-thread, right thread stem-type,
marke "L" and "R" for the respective sides of the bike,,,,just like they did in 1900.

The documentation is all there in the box: including
the official Shimano set-up directions for their Coasting System's adjustments.


My two Limes, with the same system: neither one "worked" out of the box;
they both needed considerable fiddlingwith the two or three vital, basic adjustments.


GIANT gets the nod for this bike. It WORKED just right, upon the first ride.
It is not anything "noisy" as you hear in the horrible USA Shimano sales blurb video of the previous page.

Click here, please, to hear a terrible, truly dis-informational,
terribly mic'd sales presentation?
Laugh at the human comedy of it all?

~~~

serious again now:
IT IS A MAGNETO, Shimano people; not a "dynamo". Japanese engineers can be forgiven for teminology errors.
USA product managers cannot be forgiven for plain, dumb, parroting :| of incorrect terms.
MAGNETO. NO brushes, no wear-out. NOT "DC", but alternating current. NO moving parts,
but for the magnet-lined I.D. of the front hub, which also bears the nutted-on spokes.


And, Mr. Matt, the shifter is not a "bell crank"; although a bell crank is a small part, mechanical translator,
graphically illustrative of how the Coasting system shifts. The other end of the cable, pulling that little bell crank,
is in the box which you showed, opened up. It winds a partial turn on the white, plastic pulley wheel. Snick, snick, snick.

With thirty PSI in its tires, oh, how easy it cruises and snicks through the three gears.
Yet, I have not checked the SUEDE's Shimano Coaster mechanism for adjustments, at all.
It's just fine, as it left GIANT's quality control final checkpoint.
But, so sadly, Trek failed that departmental operation. I have TWO Limes to prove that neither would shift =at all=,
as supplied. No excuses can be accepted for such sloppiness as leaving the pot set at "N", at the factory, which means
NO SHIFTING. Don't leave your COASTING bike set at "N" (little hole, slot inside, of the "brainy box", as I pet-named it.

What a bargain this quality Giant Coasting bike is! Again: on sale locally from the authorized dealer,
and I chose to take mine IN THE BOX, put it together myself, right...no scuffs, no scratches, no dust on it.
And the demo bike there was marked, SALE $329.95 (plus sales tax). We paid $340, in all, for the boxed bike;
MACK CYCLE would have assembled it for me, and solicited to do so. I said, thanks but, I would really like to DIMS.

LIME wins on "looks" dept. in my opinion.
SUEDE wins on "it works out of the box, probably."

The demo Suede at Mack Cycle was not so lucky: it does not shift; it's in second gear, always.

So, =that= example needs some very simple DIY adjustments.

---rant space:
Advice: Get one of these for cheap while they last.
You will be delighted. It is a city bike, not a mountain bike.
Fit it with fenders if you are ever to splash through puddles.
I don't get it with guys and ebike and road bikes and NO FENDERS.
DUCK it all! You ride only on bone-dry days? You never hit a damp section of road?
YOU don't care about the Skunk Stripe? YOU don't care about the massive amounts of GRIT
thrown by the front wheel, right into your chain, to wear out, ten times faster, your al-u-min-e-um
front chainrings (stupid metal for that purpose!).
BLACK planet bike fenders are nearly invisible and not girly and if you KWYADAWYADI, they need no "zip ties"
and they don't make even a slight rattle, ever, and they weight about as much as a half of a bottle of water.
FENDERS are a bike necessity. I see guys on fenderless bikes and consider them to be "sunday lycras" or... NANCY BOYS.
Sheesh, but I do digress and rant at times. Forgive me? And you with ebikes, throwing all that mud and crud up into the bottom
of your battery bag, into your various connectors....it just goes on and..
I'll SHOW you how the LIME looks in daylight with DULLED-down plastic fenders: you can't hardly see 'em.
GLOSSY fenders glare and show dirt and look foo-foo. Rub 'em flat with a Scotchbrite pad and soapy water, off the bike?
_______end rant____________

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COASTING BIKES, cruiser bikes, fixie and singlespeed bikes:
they really are FUN bikes to ride if you don't have to deal with long hills of any great note.


I love my LIME....

For some reason, just luck of the draw, Ernie's SUEDE, even out of the box,
runs even more quietly than the LIME: there is always a slight clickedy-click of from these Shimano
three speed rear hub transmissions, whether coasting or being pedaled. The noise is hardly a noise,
but just a quiet clicking like you derailleur guys are used to hearing when you coast.

I'll try to get an image up soon of the finished bike.
I'll try to make a video of Ernie riding the bike.

I quizzed him (he's very camera and "ego" shy, not one for YouTube show-and-share).

"Can I at least tell the folks about your biking history?"

"OK. The last time I rode any kind of bike at all, would have been 1948, at the latest.
It was my older brother's bike; he had gone off to college by then, and his late-thirties
Columbia Silver Streak was idle. But I could and did ride it once in a while, just around the neighborhood."

"So you rode that bike, of Howard's, say, pre-War?"
"Oh yeah. But it was not used very much. I never rode the bike to school;
I walked the two miles. Columbia was made right there in Hartfort, Ct"
(Ern's home town).

Howard had little interest in the bike; it saw little use.

"What else do you recall of that bike, Ern?"

"Well, it was a cruiser, steel, heavy, balloon tires, and...
it had these oil cups, flip-caps, and the one I most recall was on the coaster hub,
you'd oil it once in a while with a heavy oil. The bike never broke down or got any flats,
but, again, we did not ride it all that much."

Why didn't you keep the bike, Ernie? You never throw anything away, practically.

"I was going off to University (Miami), and dad was selling his '28 Packard sedan to the local garage man.
The man cut off the back of the body and converted the perfect-running, strong old Packard to a tow truck.
I asked my dad to send Howard's (unwanted then) bike down to me, here in Miami.
Dad said, "Sorry, Ernie...it would cost too much ship to be worth it. I'm giving to the garage man, along with the Packard.

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So, when you see in a few days, I hope, Ernie on his Suede,
it will be a round and round in this courtyard, and it may be a silent movie,
and you will see an older man, but I will meld-in a picture of him, as he looked
in, say, 1939 or 1948. Back in the saddle again...

"Did you ever wear "knee pants"?
"OH, yes! Knickers, we called them (short for "knickerbocker", UK dudes)."

"My very favorite pair were of thick, ribbed, corduroy, and they rubbed at the knees,
making a noise that boys like, but mothers, don't."

Francis said, "Ernie! That corduroy noise is annoying! Space your legs apart when you walk by?"
"I can't help it, Mom." (He could, but he liked to rub his knees together as he passed by Frances, just to...you know...
just to beat the band. :) Just to annoy Mother, just a bit. :wink:

Here is that old, deteriorated video, of a silent home movie film, of myself and ERNIE,
as he looked fully 25 years ago, when he was younger than I am, myself.
It's only a few seconds of horsing around. He looks not so young, nor well.

Well, you are seeing there a man who has just survived near-fatal cancer treatment.
Ninety percent of those who had his kind of cancer (hystiocytic (sp) lymphoma), DIE.
He survived, and has remained cancer free to this very day.


Sample of what was,

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reid narrates this horrible old fail-bread system.
same couple, same home, so many, many years ago.


And soon, you'll perhaps see him, and the same home and all,
only this time it will be his first bike ride in fully sixty one years,
and this time I will be doing all the camera work.


ADDENDUM: Miami is one of the biking-est places in the world, owing to the climate,
and owing to the fact that it is the poorest-per-capita city in the USA:
greatest contrast, too, between mega rich, and super poor. These extremes have one thing in common:
both tend to ride on fenderless bikes, of $50 value, to over $10k cost. The rich guys, mostly fat, wanna-be Lances,
will not have fenders on their fair weather bikes, which see perhaps, a few hundred miles before Owner keels of heart failure.

On the other end, are the very poor and relatively ignorant bike-only riders. They have no car.
Almost none of the bikes I see in poor miami, have any fenders. This, due to the cost and to the =anti fender=
mentality of bike makers and sellers and users, who think "I'm a guy! And fenders of any sort make a bike look less manly."

But tell you what, when it rains hard again, like it did yesterday, I'm going out into a warm Florida downpour, on the LIME,
no poncho (I will love to get soaked with warm rain water. But I won't be "hurting" the bike, and NO stripe on my back and NO
mud thrown into the chain. I'll return, lightly hose the bike in the rain, put it in the garage. And then force-dry it with a Cyclone fan,
and then lightly wipe with microfiber or Bounty brand, moistened towels, and GoJo non-pumice, if there's any road grime.
And though a bike ridden in the rain will suffer eventually, hell, I only expect to use this LIME for a few years at most:
One of the other of us is sure to die ere long, so what the duck? GET OUT and get into the rain (Florida, not Idaho in September)


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edit history: there are too many typos and formatting errors, which, even now at fifth revision (no one has applied yet, so no "last edited by, appears. It is like this: dyslexic and failing eyesight (cataract and the usual post-forty "presbyopia"=old eyes, PLUS now, since the beating, when tired, as I am now, the right eye sees a horizontal (horizontal to left eye), the right eye sees that horizontal line at anything from sloping ten to forty degrees. this is hard for the brain to re-sort. I make many typing errors,
so would you, I guess? try smearing Vaseline on a pair of semi-dark glasses, and you get an idea of what I deal with, aside from dyslexia.
But! I kin rite gud! An' I NEBBER digress, no sirs! :lol: :lol:
 
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