The towel.
You can use it as a turnicit or to impbalize broken bones in the form of a splint, replacing both medicine and duct tape from the list.
You can use it to tie around a hose, replacing a hose clamp from the list.
Put a rock in the center of a twoel, then grasp the ends and swing it as an efective weapon, both as a sling, and a club, replacing the knife from the list.
it will keep you warm, so there's no need for electricity. and if you require fire, rub two towls together vigorously.
The wheel, a totaly unnecessary invention. Life only gets more complicated when you can more about more freely. instead, take a nice warm bath at the end of your long journey, and dry off with a Towel.
Crazyglue. No, a towel won't replace crazy glue, however, if you happen yo glue your hands together, you can hide your shame from the world under a towel.
if you scrub with a towel while in the bath, you don't need soap as the fibers work well as an exfoliant. Soap is merely an enhanser, and unnessary to the process.
That leaves Vicegrips, and seeds. The Towel can't replace either, but a good towel, propperly used can enhance the use of both.
