Survey of All-Time Most Useful Inventions....

[Stevil_Knevil]

Useful inventions are cool.
I am going to load a "jump bag" with most of this stuff and keep it nearby.

-S

 

[maytag]

-eom-

 

[Ypedal]

This one would be even better !

 

[xyster]

This one would be even better !

Hack the remote to one of those mind-reading EEG skull caps, reverse the polarity of the cap so it controls the wearer's brain instead of reading it, and there you go....

https://www.technologyreview.com/TR35/Profile.aspx?Cand=T&TRID=629

 

[Patrick]

All you really need in life is a good swiss army knife, and a self-epithet that begins "frock it . . . "

 

[xyster]

All you really need in life is a good swiss army knife, and a self-epithet that begins "frock it . . . "

Hmmm....never seen a swiss army knife with those sorts of attachments, but it wouldn't surprise me.

 

[Eric G]

X-Ray machine....for when one has a mishap on his/her ebike and has to go to the hospital...Ouch !!!

Eric

 

[mr_exon]

Al Gore invented fire.

LoL, Al Gore invented all sorts of stuff, like half the things he has ever said were invented as well, LoL :lol:


My top inventions I like most are

1.) DC motors (does any one know that DC motors were around befor gas engines? yes they were :wink: )
2.) high amp small package batteries (SVR)
3.) Cable TV (Tech TV, Speed, G4, Discovery and fox news are some networks that make a cable bill worth it sometimes :? )
4.) Books (oh yes I did, Put the tv befor books!!!!)
5.) Volt Ohm Meter (when you break shit)
6.) Disk Brakes (So you dont break shit)
7.) Rubber tires (we would still be riding on wood if he had not thought this one out)
8.) External hard drives (you can hide them any where for security reasons)
9.) Lava lamps (way too many of those nights)
10.)Smilies :wink: :lol: :| :x

 

[deardancer3]

In Increasing importance:



Printing press

transistor

refrigerator

birth control

beer

time machine

$60 40 speed internal hub

 

[Link]

Erm, why not a hub that is %100 efficient across its entire powerband, instead?

And forget about the time machine. Prosthetic bodies were...er, I mean...WILL be invented first 8).

 

[Malcolm]

Erm, why not a hub that is %100 efficient across its entire powerband, instead?

And forget about the time machine. Prosthetic bodies were...er, I mean...WILL be invented first 8).

Not having the benefit of youth, I need the time machine now so I can nip ahead and get a prosthetic body now. But then of course I won't need the 100% efficient hub motor :lol:

 

[TylerDurden]

I can nip ahead and get a prosthetic body now. But then of course I won't need the 100% efficient hub motor :lol:

You wouldn't need the birth control either...

Unless someone has also invented prosthetic pregnancy.

 

[Link]

Not having the benefit of youth, I need the time machine now so I can nip ahead and get a prosthetic body now. But then of course I won't need the 100% efficient hub motor :lol:

Well, I suppose, if I did (hypothetically speaking) have a time machine, I SUPPOSE I could...um...WOULD lend it too you.

*mutters* If that buttmunch Emmett hadn't stolen my flux capacitor.

You wouldn't need the birth control either...

Unless someone has also invented prosthetic pregnancy.

No prosthetic pregnancy. Since no one ever...will ooh, smooth die, we won't need babies. But we...WOULD, yes, we WOULD keep a few organics, just in case.

 

[albie]

we need a teleporter!

 

[Dr. Shock]

Madness-to-reason converter.

 

[Link]

we need a teleporter!

Will instantaneous micro-wormhole transmission be acceptable? Little cold, though.

Madness-to-reason converter.

Can't help you there. Madness is relative.

 

[albie]

Come on... teleporters are awesome!!!

 

[Dr. Shock]

Link wrote:

"Can't help you there. Madness is relative."

Mostly in-laws in my case.