The Ebiker Joke thread...

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¿habla español?

"Jenny Live #769 - Arousal in life - Part 1"... in which Jenny goes on and on... and on about ebikes:
[youtube]P3vm10vK2d4[/youtube]

 

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`Been looking for a bike safety device:

Now looking for one of those window/bumper stickers "Baby On Board"...

 

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GM’s inventory of vehicles on dealer lots at the end of November stood at 874,162, up 26.5% from the same time a year ago.

 

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GM’s inventory of vehicles on dealer lots at the end of November stood at 874,162, up 26.5% from the same time a year ago.

maybe that's why they are trying to give them away!

Dan

 

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Cyclists aren't the only ones who suffer the idiocy of street engineers, er, designers.

 

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"12 of the Hottest New 2017 road bikes that you actually have to pedal! (EVerywhere)":
http://road.cc/content/feature/2110...kes-pt-1-specialized-trek-giant-rose-and-more

[gasp]

 

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"Six nutrition tips from the pros":
http://www.bikeradar.com/road/gear/article/cycling-nutrition-tips-48639/

... includes:

Six. Or just ride an electric.

 

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[youtube]MQLbakWESkw[/youtube]

 

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"Report: Texting While Driving Okay If You Look Up Every Couple Seconds":
http://www.theonion.com/article/report-texting-while-driving-okay-if-you-look-up-e-32583

Begins:

WASHINGTON—A new report published Monday by the National Transportation Safety Board advises motorists that sending text messages while driving “is totally fine” and “not that big a deal” as long as you make sure to glance up from your phone every now and then. “If you’re driving and have a really important text to send, that’s okay; just try to keep one eye on the road as best you can,” NTSB chairman Deborah Hersman said of the report, which advocates a new “50-50 rule” for texting drivers, suggesting they keep half their attention on the road and half on their handheld device.

Etc.















Some readers may not note source for article...

 

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(Wiki

Wal-Mart Stores, Inc., doing business as Walmart, is an American multinational retailing corporation that operates as a chain of hypermarkets, discount department stores and grocery stores. Headquartered in Bentonville, Arkansas, the company was founded by Sam Walton in 1962 and incorporated on October 31, 1969. As of October 31, 2016, Walmart has over 11,593 stores and clubs in 28 countries, under a total of 63 banners.

... and creates a new phrase for ebikes!
https://www.walmart.com/c/kp/[size=5]lightweight[/size]-electric-bikes

 

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Chargepoint CEO Pasquale Romano shows off 400kW charging station, and apologized for its flaccid member.

 

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Would Flash go faster if he rides an ebike?:

"Why you should not buy the Flash an electric bicycle for Christmas...":
https://www.quora.com/Would-Flash-go-faster-if-he-rides-a-bike
(Pic cap: "The Cosmic Treadmill: The only piece of hardware the Flash can use that doesn’t explode when he uses it…")

 

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How Cars of the Future Will Keep Us Safe
[youtube]oJblnuecLtA[/youtube]

Love the bit about how gas/diseasal-powered engine exhausts will exit into the passenger compartment...

 

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Not your usual "electric bike"... :
[youtube]eUL56vrK75I[/youtube]

 

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According to one source... MUCH more interesting joking about transportation than reading about those ebike thingees...

 

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Sadiq Khan tells a joke about Jeremy Hunt current Mayor of London jokes about politicians:
[youtube]gLODttfqWCI[/youtube]

 

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[youtube]JZ1jid5FtcY[/youtube]

 

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Anti-theft device spotted on an electric bike: