The Ebiker Joke thread...

Hehe... Fred just saw the bill for those new cells.



Hey! Discovery Day on Monday next (tomorrow)!
(In Ebiker Land, when some guy first talked on and on re "lithium" or "CateNation" wattEVer. Something like that.)
 
Ebiker dances with Devil (per Wicked Pee thingee):
Ally Financial Inc., previously known as GMAC Inc. (an acronym for General Motors Acceptance Corporation), is a bank holding company headquartered in Detroit, Michigan, United States at Tower 200 of the Renaissance Center.
 
Sex with ebikes BANNED on ES! I'm totally "pissed".
 
Odd stuff popping up in DEB Land. "Make: Projects – Pedal-powered phone charger":
http://makezine.com/2009/06/07/how-to-pedal-powered-phone-charger/

(Thought might amuse some in that OTHER Alt. Reality Universe ES.)
 
(Hyena dong, hyena frock, dildo hyena<--for the google bots)

Found posted on ES by that funny Aussie guy in 2010 (turned up funnily enough via DEB Land Giggle search).
 
Sheldon Brown Presents: Real MAN Saddles (featuring solid granite rock for seat).
http://sheldonbrown.com/real-man.html



Can't imagine watt the guy has to say about "living better electrically" (other than lights and horns and cigars and stuff on ebike.





Anyway, just saw this and thought of the REAL folks here and this thread. So yah. Nought about bettery-electric travellers... at least maybe, directly. Sorry!




(Incidently, currently ES "Search found 259 matches: +Sheldon +Brown)
 
While researching uphill bicycle racing stumbled across "Car Dung La, India. Rise Over Run. 5,566 feet in 24 miles."





Something like that. I think it was called. Wasn't at keyboard at time.
 
Yah, just checked. It's Khardung La, India. Sorry! :?
 
CarBeerian Chaps of GEBA Nation (Toronto east) have started chucking odd nickels into some old box or other. (Gotta remind TERA Treasurer not to let get TOO full.)






Idea to build war chest. For "contencies" or something. (Plant a tree or an ebike bits to remember some ebiker by.) WattEVer.
 
Buncha sneaky Ebikers looking for "spare bits"

Mars-Rover.jpg
 
Message via FacePlant "'LIKE' our page & 'Enter to Win' a $200 Gift Card to use in our store!" from one area ebike store.



















Oh. `Twas from Chevrolet car dealer. Sorry `bout that.










(Also not sure Facebook name correct. Sorry!)
 
Local news: Carbeerian Chaps to open branch "up north" in Asian Court Land. One lady: "Plugins EVerybuddy!"
 
Ebiker Elert! Ebiker "dirty talk" seen on ES.

"Here are charts showing the performance of Astro's 3210 motor in it's various winds."









(Recommended you do not look at this stuff. Addictive.)
 
In news from "American" Ebiker Fiends (Sorry, meant "Friends") "Holy Smokes, Will You Look at This Picture of a Giant Huge Ebiker"
 
Hehe... on Alt. Planet ES "Search found 951 matches: +razor -scooter".


So question might be "Watt does an Ebiker razor look like?"
 
EBiker tunes:
http://www.meetup.com/Electric-Bicycles/messages/boards/thread/46399572/post/124109212/?hash=124109212#124109212
 
I don't have a bald spot on top of my head ! (It's a solar cell for a sex machine !)
... seen elsewhere on ES.
 
Brad Paisley 'Tweets' With Space Station Astronaut on their Ebike. At NASA Kennedy Video The singer-songwriter tweeted with astronaut Reid Wiseman during a visit to the Space Center in Florida. He was there to promote his new song, "American Flag on the Moon".
 
Pic of whole freakin' Presidente of whole of "TERA" (not happy re no "plug ins").
Recharge.jpg
AFAIK, 100% Hard Core, other 99.999% CLUELESS.
 
"Goodbye, Glasses: Future Smartphone Screens Could Correct Vision"
http://www.livescience.com/47392-vision-correcting-smartphone-screen.html?cmpid=558154

(Some ebikers may prefer folks as "fuzzy". AKA Completely FUCHIN' CLUELESS. (Sorry `bout that.)
 
Hehe... Ebiker Pr0n.
 
Speaking of which... `been a while since Paganebiker.com Web Site thingee
 
LockH said:
Speaking of which... `been a while since Paganebiker.com Web Site thingee
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(Ed: Not really.)
 
Seen elsewhere on Alt. Planet:
Doc recommends shot of this and call in morning. (On theory helps med go down, plus better laugh than cry. Much of Ebiker "Joke" thread designed to embarrass "horseless" vehicle operators and users re their STINKO-Mobiles used for personal travels through urban spaces.)
 
https://soundcloud.com/stream












(Raving Mad E Biker at work. Listens fer pleasures.)
 
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